Awkward party stories, I'll start

Awkward party stories, I'll start

>be me
>on probation, so follow the rules
>don't drink or smoke
>go out to downtown bars with two friends for the first time
>act as DD
>run into one of their friends at the bar, tomboy chick
>they have me drive us to some party
>get there
>1/3 people I used to know from school
>2/3 people I know fuck all about
>awkwardly stand in one spot while my friends talk with other groups
>eventually 1st friend and I go to the garage, beer pong going on
>some girl that I've beaten off to hundreds of times and saved photos of notices me not drinking or smoking
>"if you're not drinking or smoking can you like, go into the house?"
>nows my chance
>go into house from garage, go outside
>proceed to leave party and walk to local highschool and sit on a bench writing this.
>fuck me

Am I a lamefag? I feel awkward as fuck that I can't partake and get on the same level as other people.

Wat do?

Why are you on probation user?

>gayledditorfrog
fuckoff faggot

Won't get into details, but I was basically going through a low time in my life, like depressed as fuck and detached from everything in life and felt like I needed to test my ability to have feelings, and grabbed a female from behind.

Go back there and knock that girl the fuck out and piss on her limp body

Yeah and get my ass beat no thanks

So what was the charge?
Also, if you need to test your ability to have feelings, copping a feel of some random chick probably isn't gonna help

>"if you're not drinking or smoking can you like, go into the house?"

>"if you're not sucking my dick can you like, keep your fucking mouth shut?"

>if you're not drinking or smoking can you like, go into the house?
underageb&

That bitch is fucking paranoid tho.

Yeah I realize that, I'm almost done with probation, I'll be off in February. It's for 3 years. I took a deal and I wasn't charged with a sex offense or any type of assault.

>bitchmind

Should've said this, OP. She would've been all over your alpha dick

its all good bro, you will be off probation soon enough, be proud you didnt fall victim to temptation, that is good on ya, those handful of people at that party have nothing to do with you or your life, but you are a good bro for being dd for your friends

Okay that was the part I was confused on.
Good job dodging a bullet and not getting registered, that would've fucked you good. How's your life been since? And was it a felony charge?

Why are you being such a little bitch faggot?

Drink and smoke while you're on probation. Don't be a fucking pussy!

Never thought I'd say this from Sup Forums Boyz, but I appreciate your kind words. Life's been alright since. I have been going to school and working since, and have a gf. I live with her and her parents, but she wants me to start to look for my own place because

I haven't had to pay rent to stay with them, just go to school. I don't contribute to their family and I do want to move out but it's really fucking hard in the area that I live because rent is crazy. My gf says she'll leave me if I don't move out/step up in my life soon.

I agree with her, it just is difficult. I'm whining at this point.

And go back to jail? Fuck no.

Good to know you got work man. Live it up with your gf, life is short. Make her happy. And when your probation ends just make sure you don't binge drink or anything too hard or you might get addicted or some shit.
Just take care of yourself man, nobody wants to see a Sup Forumsro get into more trouble with the law

Op Where are you from?

Are you trying to find my case online? I'd appreciate it if you'd spare me from more embarrassment and shame. All I'll say is I'm a Cali fag

>>"if you're not drinking or smoking can you like, go into the house?"
You shoulda groped that bitch to get those charges user. Sounds like a real cunt.

Thanks for the advice Sup Forumsro. I want to make her happy, she's the most important person in my life.

The chick that said that was from tonight, the chick I shamefully attacked was over 3 years ago.

Part 1
>Be me
>15
>never partied or drank before
>Cousins invite me to go party to celebrate birthday
>Drink far more than I should cuz everyone wanted to share a beer with me since it was my first time.
>Party is at a pool.
>Drunk Chad tries to push me in the after I start really feeling drunk.
>I keep my balance and don't fall in by walking along the edge.
> Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Turn to crotch chop
>Chad is there and pushes me again.
>Throw all my weight forward to avoid falling in.
>Because I balanced along the edge I was now at the deep end.
>Slam chin on edge of concrete pool from throwing weight forward.
>Hurt like a bitch but I climb out and feel okay.
>Everyone's looking at me in terror.
>Fucking gushing blood from chin.
>Pool slightly red with blood.
>Chad feels bad and offers to sew shut my chin with a barbless fishhook, fishing line, and jack daniels.
>FuckOffBro.jpg
>spend 2 hours getting random girl to hold a towel on my chin.
Continuing in Part 2

I know but she sounds like she deserved it more.

Fuck that bitch for hatin on you for stayin clean on probation is what i was trying to say. Im stoned an bad at words right now

Drink some alcohol and you'll be much more natural and brave.

Yeah I feel like a bitch for not standing up for myself towards her.

Update: walking back to the party, my friends aid come back to hang

I don't understand why she wanted you to go inside of you're not drinking or smoking. I would have been pretty shocked and would have at least said excuse me for some clarification.

can we get a greentext of the "attack"

nice user, you can do this. mind posting pics while you're there?

Not now fag, I'm going back to the party

Its a trap, dont user.

Try an keep yourself clean user. This random person on the internet believes you won't do nothing stupid and your getting your shit together

I'll see what I can do, I'll have to escuse myself to the bathroom when I get there to keep writing

Part 2
>Start talking with girl who says she hates Chad.
>Says Chad is her father's friend and is really creepy.
>Think nothing of it and continue talking.
>Get tipped off that police are coming so we hope a fence and goto Chad's house next door.
>Hang out in his Workshop where he kept cracking jokes about my chin.
>Vent to girl about how badly I wanted another my best female friend at the time to date me.
> "You seem like a great person user any girl would be lucky to have you."
>Cousin's friend comes up and says "Ha user won't ever get a girl cuz he's a pussy ass little faggot."
>Lightbulb.jpg
>Say "Bet your ass I'm gay!" Shove my hand down his pants and grab his dick.
>Guy punches me and my chin starts bleeding again.
>Cousins laugh and we all keep drinking.
Continuing to part 3

Post pics of the bitch. We'll tribute her face with our dicks.

Fuck us dude, thats a real place with real people. Live for us while enjoying the hell that is sobriety!

I appreciate it, I am trying.

Almost back at the party now.

Sure, but don't shut yourself away only to please an user at this dumb fucking imageboard.

Just post pics, whenever you feel like you can and it's the right moment.

Nice trips user

Part 3
>After a while we all get tired and are debating heading home.
>On the way over the fence I look back to wave at the girl and I see her ass get grabbed by Chad.
>Wtf.jpg
>Tell my cousin what I saw as we get in car.
>"Wtf user that girl is like 14 and he did that? Are you sure you saw that?"
>Tell him I'm positive.
>get home
>take shower
>Start crying like the beta cuck I was over not trying to protect girl,
>Cousin's here this.
>Pass out in shower for like an hour.
>No one is home.
>Wtf.jpg
>pass out on couch.
>Next morning my cousins wake me up at like 11.
>"user we heard you crying in the shower so we helped you out."
>I was confused and asked what they meant.
>"We went back to the guys house and found the girl walking down the street crying about a block away with Chad following."
>I was now afraid of what happened.
>"We say she was topless user so we got out of the car and beat the fuck outta Chad for you. He tried to sleep with her."
>Mfw I get drunk and white knight so hard I get someone else to beat up Chad while I sleep.

Fucking golden.

lmao, typical beta i suppose.

maybe he was just standing there staring at her tits while they were all jumping around smiling and laughing

Kek