Imperial vs Metric
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Imperial vs Metric
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Why does it bother you? Anyone who actually needs to measure things can use both. It's not hard to do a conversion or roughly guess.
>not hard to do a conversion
>takes a fucking genius to convert farenheit to a more usable Celsius
cos of murica most industries have to use the imperial system to measure tool sizes etc. so basically every single country has to learn imperial degeneracy god damn it
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Do you not have a phone? What possible situation could you be in where you need to convert f to c where you can't just use a calculator?
Think I'd prefer Fahrenheit for every day use.
Made it to the moon vs didn't make it to the moon. Handy chart, user.
i fixxed you're gay chart op
Yeah, man, only geniuses know how to use calculators. Or Google.
The point is you shouldn't fucking need a calculator to do something which should be a simple conversion
Even your adults are retarded fucking children, no wonder they like these fucked up outdated systems.
Grow up America... wait, you elected a clown so you must all have minds of fucking 5-year olds.
You didn't answer the question. Americans can convert metric into imperial no problem, maybe you should stop being a lazy cunt.
well you wouldnt need to use a phone or a calc in the first place if you yanks didnt use such fucked up units of measurement, would save a lot of time, and time is money
Yes. President is elected by unanimous public vote only.
At least we're not too retarded to understand a representative democracy.
I can tell you how many meters are in 583km without a calculator, you wouldn't be able to tell me how many feet are in 68 yards without one lol
You think 68 x 3 is impossible without a calculator?
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>dude our conversions are so easy you just gotta use a calculator lol what are you too lazy to use a calculator or something?
You're the only first world country to use imperial, there is a good reason for that
are you fucking retarded
Takes more time to do than adding some 0s lol
>you wouldn't be able to tell me how many feet are in 68 yards without one lol
It's 204, there's 3 feet in a yard so 3 x 68 = 204.
I did it in my head instantly and I'm not even good at math.
Good job!
I don't understand why you care. It shouldn't matter to you whatsoever if you're not visiting here or doing business with us.
If you don't like the USA, then just don't buy any of our products, consume our media, or use our currency.
How many probes has your country sent to Mars?
the only argument in favour of imperial measurements is that it's what you know, objectively, metric is superior, all following units neatly fit into one another, making conversion between units very easy, it's not based on arbitrary measurements which are all over the place. there'a a reason that scientists, even in the US, prefer metric, because in a profession that values logic and needs accuracy, metric can deliver where imperial cannot.
How many inches are in a yard? How many cubic feet in a cubic yard? How many square inches are in a square foot? What is the temperature at which water, under 1 atm of pressure, boils? And at which temperature under the same pressure does it freeze? Awnser in both Fahrenheit and Celsius those last two questions. Yeah its so stupid to use the logical units, the whole world outside fatmerica must be retarded.
Can't hear you from the moon
>the whole world outside fatmerica must be retarded.
Since they get mad about measurement systems they don't even use yeah. The only ones at any disadvantage are the Americans who do just fine.
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The one we didnt lose due to our retarded imperial system XD
Which one was that?
Oh yeah good one, the scientist did use the imperial system to get there. Fascinating.
Americans being superior can use both.
Mars 1 (1962 Beta Nu 1)
suck on that
LOL CAUSE ALL MERIFATS SAY IS FUCK YOU WHEN THEY GET REKT.
YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY IS SO STUPID, WHENEVER WE PIN YOU IN A CORNER, ALL YOU CAN SAY IS '' CAUSE FUCK YOUU HURR DURR ''
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT FAT COUNTRY. FUCKING INBRED FUCKS. MULLET WEARING REDNECK CUNTS.
>russia
>it didn't even make it near mars because they fucked up the antenna
lmao
Imagine being this mad because you don't live in America.
>America is a country of retarded people
we already knew that
is that you're flag on the moon?
HOW MANY PEOPLE HATE AMERICA CAUSE YOUR COUNTRY KILLS THE PLANET. CAUSE YOURE A DUMB ASS FUCK. FUCKING BOMBING SHIT MORE THAN FUCKING KOREA YOU IDIOTIC CHILD. WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR PROBE. THE US FAILED MORE LAUNCHES THAN THE CCCP. IN SPACE AND ON EARTH, CAUSE YOU FUCKING COOK BABIES IN OVENS YOU IDIOTS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Go drink some more vodka, comrade.
WHAT AN INBRED KID. GET PINNED TO THE WALL AND BRING SHIT INFO? FLAG THERE FLAG HERE. FUCKING CUNT, IF ITS NOT FOR EUROPE TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR SHIT MESS EVERYTIME WE WOULD ALL DIE. WE DONT LEGALIZE GUNS EVERYWHERE. OUR METRIC SYSTEM IS SUPERIOR THAN YOUR LIFE CUNT. AND HOW MANY LAUNCHES DID YOU HAVE TO SEND TO PLANT THAT SHIT FLAG? HOW MANY FAILED. YOU THINK YOU OWN SHIT JUST CAUSE YOU WALK ON IT LIKE YOU DID WITH INDIANS? YOU FAT FUCK. YOU CAN BARELY WALK. YOU USE HANDICAP ELECTRIC CARTS TO SHOP IN FUCKING WALLMART.
I FUCKING WILL. BUT I BET THEY CAN'T CAUSE ALL THE FUCKING DRINK IS FUCKING EXTRA FUCKING SUGAR XXXXXL FUCKING COKE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
THE GUY WHO INVENTED WEAPONIZED LASERS WANTED TO SELL THE IDEA TO THE US. BUT YOU INBRED IDIOTS LAUGHED, SO THE GUY SOLD IT TO THE RUSSIANS, WHO TOOK HIM WITH OPENED ARMS. ONLY THEN YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY SHAT ITSELF AND WHINED, BITCHED TO THE FBI TO FIND AND STEAL THE PLANS ASWEL. FUCK YOU. FUCK. YOU.
OH AND CUNT. NO ONE WANTS TO LIVE THERE NO MORE. FUCK YOU. AMERICAN DREAM? LOL ID RATHER PISS IN MY BED CUNT. YOUR COUNTRY IS SHIT. RULED BY A BALDING GINGER FUCK. THAT CANT EVEN RULE SHIT. A COUNTRY WHERE EVERY SHIT STORY ON THE NEWS IS A SCHOOL SHOOTER, SOME CRACKHEAD COOKED HER BABY. ONLY IN AMERICA KIDS.
I'm actually having a nice tea.
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So these anti-america threads are just made by jealous russians huh?
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The russia were first in space, sent first dog to space, first dog to moon, first women to space, had First satellite ... And you think US is superior kek.
Found the guy which parents have the same parents
Killing dogs isn't exactly a point of pride for 1st world countries. Makes sense Russia is such a shithole.
The thing is, you just dont need to convert. There is no reason or need to use imperial system. Its just made Up numbers which have no scientific base.
What important science are you doing right now? How many bottles of shitty vodka you can down before you pass out?
OK, pls convert 38636,346 foot into yard. Or convert 155006,93632m into kilometer.
12878.782
Okay now do the same with long decimal numbers. Try it with 2314,71993 foot into yard. With an 10 base in metric it Takes 5 seconds
771.57331
>rest of the world
>russians
ok kid
Post outside your window with timestamp right now.
Metric system is good on paper but going from centimeters to meters are two fucking dumb measurements inchs and feet so easy to estimate when looking at a room you can say its about 10 ft long not 2 and a haldf meters thats fucking stupid
because metric is useful for extremely large and extremely small values. you realize that time is also split up into 12, and a circle is 360 degrees? guess what the most common shape in the universe is. hint: it's not a fucking square.
is their flag on the moon though?
We got this year nobel price for inventing an 3D electron microscope. And even US scientists use metric because they are not stupid like your main population
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OK and now measure the time difference. Multiplikation versus moving the , three numbers to the left side
I saved maybe 0.3 seconds.
You dont know what decimal is right?
for measuring angles, radians is much more common,
there was the idea for gradians thou, the idea was 100 degrees in a right angle and 400 degrees for a full revolution
you can
Why? Everyone knows here how long an meter is. So everyone knows how large 2.5 meter is.
>Countries which have officially adopted the metric system
>Countries which have sent multiple men to the moon using the imperial system
FTFY
Who cares about a fucking flag? Its a piece of cotton with a drawing on it. Nothing special. Did you stick it there or why are you so proud about that?
I've never gotten the date one, we don't say it's 14th October 2017 we say October 14th 2017. ALL AROUND THE FUCKING WORLD
can any other country say their flag's on the moon?
So what important science are you doing right now?
(F - 32) * 5/9=C
but we do say 14th of october, 2017. what now?
We must be doing something right cause we owning the world game right now.
OK so you need 0,5 seconds to multiplicate and add 10 numbers in your head. Sure kiddo. You are Sonic McMultiplicator from BurgerTown
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You know they are the same?
The units in use by the USA are definited by the metric meter and kilogram with the Mendenhall Order of 1893.
So using weird units based on metric units instead of metric units right away is even more stupid. Congrats.
You ever had the idea no country cares about that? Every first and second country and even some third world countries have the technology and ressources to send people to moon.
In what goddamn era you slighting fucker? Go with the masses on this one: 90% of the time in casual, formal, and educational conversation and usage, the preference is for month day year, not day month year. PLUS when written the Month is usually stated first because it is considered to be more informative than the day considering context.
Rare photo of the first moon landing (colorized)
It isnt our countries which sends every year trillion of dollars to israel.
considering context either could be more useful. think:
>hey man when's the party?
>october
pretty fucking useless. also, the world isn't america, not everyone speaks using your exact word order. don't act so surprised.
lol
>thinks NASA uses imperial system
lol ok
By that logic we should all be saying the current date is 2017/10/29. Fucking idiot.
>Hey boss when i get my paycheck
>This month
thanks for proving my point
>considering context either could be more useful.
not to mention a date could still be more useful in the context you gave, i.e. if you were broke and needed to know to the day.
>When written the month is usually stated first
>When written the month
>When written
>WHEN WRITTEN
Hey boss when do I get my paycheck?
The 13th.
Great!
Of December.
But It's October...
Hey man when's the party?
The 13th.
Oh Great a halloween-themed party then
>NO A FUCKING CHRISTMAS PARTY BECAUSE IT'S DECEMBBER 13TH
Kek. Normally you get your paycheck at end of month or begin of next month. Do you get in USA your paycheck 2 months later?