You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

Not being obese

Weed

A full proper roast dinner with all the trimmings and a few ice cold beers.

Pancakes

Not dying from heart attack at 60

Is that a tip of a nigger dick by the bread?

A mc fish sandwich

mac&cheese

How does it feel to be 11 years old

2 English breakfasts, and sourdough bread.

a proper breakfast.

what is that white thing? A mushroom?

sfgrsdv

A pig fat.

Not shitpostig this thread again

whatever mum makes.

Emma watson's cunt, told you already

Tresors

a healthy and well balanced diet

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Emma watson can eat my shorts

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And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

a piece of shit

>A full proper roast di

>Proper English breakfast
>Beans out of a can

nigga thats a shit tier full english m8
pic related is a proper one

An original post

-tomatoes and black pud, +hash browns and sausages and itll be aight

>yogurt
>fruit
>oatmeal
>coffee
My breakfast is better than that mess.

Your breakfast might be ok but the rest of your food is bland as fuck, and why the fuck do you britfags eat so much fucking potatoes i literally hate them after my 2 month stay.

Who the fuck made that?! Looks shite.

>oatmeal
its fucking porridge you lobotomite yank fuckwit

Being part of the EU.

>Click here
/thread

lol nice bait, but im afraid thats a lot worse, sweetie

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only one banger. fuck offff

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Fuck you

That is way too much food for breakfast, but I would try it, except for the eggs (always throw them up).

$20

what the actual fuck is that

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>english breakfast

would eat/10 but only before a nice long hike.

>porridge
Oatmeal is a particular kind of porridge, and it's pretentious to use words which are outside of my native dialect when I could use a more familiar word.
>le Sup Forums needless insults edginess
Stop that.

1. a homeless person spraying chunky diarrhea directly into my mouth
2. a blowjob from a wood chipper
3. snorting lady gaga's smegma off miley's balls.
4. falling face first on a landmine
5. hot pockets
6. the sweet release of death

lol you think you're healthy but you're not eating protein and fats for breakfast you fucking zilch

yeah, boy. those poor brit's sure have it rough now that they don't have to support every jihadi "refugee" AND greece and all the other piss poor nations that make up the EU.

stupid dog thats not how you fertilize trees

Everyday this shitty thread again. Kill yourself OP. You are fucking breakfast neurotic

i thought you were describing what we see in op's pic

not the guy, but you sure are one petulant little limey pussy, aren't you? why don't you take your lovely teeth and go eat your dad's cock through a picket fence, faggot.

>protein
Yogurt and oatmeal
>fats
Yogurt is 5% milk fat, and I have 1 tablespoon of coconut oil in my first cup of coffee.
>you fucking zilch
Stop being rude, son.

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>hot pockets.
I lol'd

A regular french breakfast

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Ops breakfast looks like something my gf would order

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>and a diet coke

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Acne

>creme portion is larger than the beans and sausage

what the fuck are you doing OP, needs way more beans and mash

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A vegan breakfast

>needs mustard

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lmfao.
dude. my boss is super heavy and she's all about that diet coke. come to think of it, i only see beeflords drinking that shit. mfw i just realized that diet soda is almost exclusively consumed by dumb fat people.

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I stopped eating animal products a few weeks ago for health reasons. I like oatmeal with flax meal, organic peanut butter, and dried cherries. I usually have some oranges and a banana too. I hope you enjoy your English Breakfast if that's what you want to eat.

>Not being able to count.

Jackie Chan

why do you peal your tomatoes?

thats an egg you knob

LACES OUT DAN

Not being British and, by extension, gay.

a proper Turkish breakfast

Yep, you want to drink something healthy to promote weight loss?
Try water.

lol.
>mentions not eating animal products without being pompous, morally superior cunt
>accepts that others have difference of opinion.

are you lost, friend? or are you trolling with manners and kindness?

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AKA Krave for poorfags

Those are Italian plum tomatoes, always skinned.

definitely.
>b..but...muh flavorsss

That's more like it.

I don’t even know your boss and I don’t like her

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>blood sausage - nope
>mushrooms undercooked
>weird hash under blood sausage - burnt as fuck
>toast - unbuttoned
>eggs - over cooked
>baked beans - too much
>bacon - no heavenly crispy bits
>tomatoes - from a fucking can
Potato hash- getting all soggy in the baked beans
1/10 sorry user.
Pic related: not overkill so can still function.

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>trolling with manners and kindness?
Not him, but I do this. Sincerity is the best meme on this site.

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Yeah.
It also sucks that she was a decent middle-of-the-road kind of liberal a year and a half ago, and now she's a full-blown trump-hating feminazi. Nothing worse than fat *and* weak-minded.

Fat=Weak minded
Never forget that

Fair enough. Been here for ages and have pretty much never seen it. Think I'll join in on the fun.

good point.
i thought it was weak willed, but six of one, really.

A Scottish breakfast, you English faggot.

This. We don't want their flag, we don't want their commission, we don't want their laws and we don't want their immigrants.

t. proud Leave voter

Actually true
Some guy flew completely off the rails yesterday just because i said
“ I don’t believe you in the slightest”
I didn’t call him a faggot or nigger or anything

Goddammit, Lando.
Your agent couldn't even swing a Hennessy endorsement for your treacherous ass?