Heya Sup Forums just moved in to my first ever own apartment on the campus of my university. Anyone wanna give me some good tips for surviving this shit? I've been a spoiled fucking brat at home so I have really no idea how to fucking handle myself. All tips are appreciated.
>inb4 kill urself
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You need to buy a gun. It's the first step to living alone.
kill ur mom
I live in Sweden I think that would get me fucked by authorities.
She lives a long way from me right now dude that'd be a real hassle.
Is money tight, or is it just that you have no idea how to adult?
Well money isnt the biggest problem but it's pretty tight comparing it to when I worked and lived at home. The main problem is that I have no idea how to adult. I don't eat anything at all I just go starving until I get dizzy enough to almost passing out then I eat some shitty food. I dno dude
Put mousetraps around the apartment. No particular reason for this, but do it.
Feels like it would be a waste of my already tight budget.
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thx dude much appreciated
that's a start at least.
i was in the same situation as you 3 years ago and i just scoured the web for infos and howtos for basic stuff.
you get your own way of doing and not doing things but a rough guideline are many guides found online
if you are specific i may be able to help you out here now, gonna stay a bit
köp färdiga pastasåser, koka pasta. Köp mozarella och ät den med pastan. Köp pesto, det går också att kombinera med pasta och mozarella (obs inte med såserna så klart).
Tvätta varannan vecka, eller så ofta som dina kallingar tar slut. Gå inte runt och lukta illa. Byt sängkläder varannan vecka. Borsta tänderna två gånger om dan. Vad mer? Är det sociala ett problem?
Sry for no english, i'm just being a cunt.
shit OP . i live alone for like 3.5 year now . i left the house when i was 19 , now im 23 . and i managed to live alone predi well
but in the next year , i will "PROBABLY" moving into school with a campus ... its in germany ... can anyone tell me , are the stories true ? is the sex and alcohol real just like they told me in tales ?
yes sir . pizza on large with mozarella , how long should i wait ?
I'll go in english so ppl can follow i guess.. Start doing snus. Not because it's healthy but rather, whenever you run out you HAVE to go to the store. And since you're anyway at the store you can buy food. Learn the basic foods you need at home to survive:
>coffee
>hard bread (knäckebröd)
>butter
>cheese
>pasta
>some readymade pasta sauce
>Eggs
>ham/salami/whatever
>ketchup
>mustard
>frozen hamburgers that you can fry in your pan
>hamburger buns whenever you're gonna make burgers
>swedish meatballs
>pytt i panna
Start off with frozen premade foods if makin pasta is too hard, but eventually you'll get tired of that shit and you'll start doing some basic cooking.
How to boil pasta? Put the water in the kastrull (pan/whatever). Put the plate on max. When the water is boiling put salt in it (about a second of full flow through the salt dispencer if you got a big one falksalt or some shit) Then put the pasta in. Make sure it all goes in, and stir a bit so it doesn't stick to the bottom of the kettle. Let it boil for the time given om the package or a minute less, then throw it at the durkslag and shake it a bit for the water to go out, then throw the pasta on your plate, put some sauce on, throw the mozarella on and you're done.
> Only handle a piece of paper once, bills, college enrolment paperwork you need to keep, that kind of thing, set up a filing system for that shit
> As soon as you've finished eating do the dishes
> Never leave anything on the floor
Set your stopwatch for 5 minutes a couple of times a day, use that time to do a random blitz clean
> get a storage box with a lid, put crap in there, all the shit that would clog up the place. Doubles as a foot rest or coffee table
> open the windows, even in winter, helps get rid of the stank that you are used to but others notice
> change your bedsheets, keep em fresh
> be pest aware, couple mouse traps never hurt
i had my Apartment with 16
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Yep, models and bottles
Rice and beans
Ramen
Bread
Butter
Cheese
Canned soup
Vitamins
Coffee
get motorvated to gain weight and not be a skinnyfat fag. this goes a long way with the ladies and people's perception of your general health.
>be me
>cancer found 33 years old
>already kind of skinny
>lost over 40 lbs to pain, meds, no appetite
>hard as fuck to gain weight now
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Satan gick till affärn & glömde bort tråden lite. Det sociala är inga problem. Tvättar kläder när strumpor / kalsonger tar slut. Det fungerar relativt bra.
Det huvudsakliga problemet är ju helt enkelt att jag inte äter / orkar laga mat. Vet inte hur det ska gå riktigt. Får väl försöka överleva.
Snusar satans mycket, det är faktiskt smart. Det var därför jag gick till affären nu men slutade ju med att jag köpte färdigrätter. Herregud.
Yep, this. Vitamins are needed because eating this stuff alone isn't enough.
I was slightly overweight when I moved from home but with this diet where I'm barely eating anything I've lost about 7-8kgs so now I'm pretty much back to normal weight. I'd still wanna lose some more though, but I want to be able to eat as a normal human being to be able to have the energy and motivation to study since I'm gonna be here for four years.
What happens if I dont get enough vitamins?
Always buy your heroin wholesale. If you're going to go for $20, you might as well get a $100 bundle and make it last a bit.
Vitamins are good for Bone Structure!
Your Body has Better protection again sort of sickness!
I took about $5k I made during the summer with me to university and it was supposed to last me the year. I blew it all in the first semester on weed, food and alcohol.
Develop a budget.
De lugnt det tar sig med tiden! Gl hf! (och som nån skrev, glöm inte dasspappret!)
That actually a great problem to have. My body starts freaking out and telling me I'm going to die if I go more than 10 hours without eating.
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I'd recommend buy some wraps and lettuce, add cheese, sprouts, carrot, cucumber, ranch dressing, pepper, some ham. Cheap and good tasty source of healthy nutrients.
Also miso soup, ramen noodles, eggs are easy and versatile, make sure you've got bread too.
I have a pending student loan which gives me 1197 dollars every month. Still I can't make it last.
Tack mannen, pluggar du också?
I can go two days without eating before my body starts freaking out. That's what I usually do aswell.
Taking a loan to pay for daily goods is a shit idea but you're from a socialist hell hole so I assume the government picks up almost the whole bill.
Ya that's definitely not healthy
We get 5 years loan with a 0,34% interest on it. Then we'll pay it off over time when we start working. It's not that big of a problem tbh.
Fuck me, nice dubs btw
Like I said, socialist shit hole. Who is giving the loan? I assume the government as 0.34% interest isn't a viable money maker.
>socialist shit hole
Wich Country?
Yeah it's the government. Everyone can apply for it and you'll usually get granted it aslong as you can prove you're studying. About $800 is a loan while the rest is a allowance you get from the government for studying in Sweden.
Sweden
You Mean that Country where woman cut the Balls of the Men?
I feel so bad for the taxpayers of your country. You have to pay to support people that couldn't be bothered to take care of themselves and to top it all off your government is dumping truck loads of Muslim refugees into your country who couldn't give two fucks about your customs or way of life.
Depends if you're a low educated piece of shit cuck or not. The highly educated in Sweden in Sweden all mostly rightwingers while the loud shouting ones are the leftist uneducated piece of shits. That's pretty much it. Things are changing in this country though.
The government is going more and more to the right and in the next election the right wing parties are gonna get more room to speak because people are tired of the shitty way the current socialist government is running the country. We're completely cucked right now.
Keep your shit clean, like tidy and do dishes, take out garbage and keep shit organized do what you can everyday and you wont end up living like a weeaboo, its also good form of discipline. Learn to cook chicks dig that shit and its a skill you will have to learn eventually it does not have to be fancy a piece fish with garlic and butter on rice is leaps and bound better then ramen or peanut butter samuch. everything else is just learn through experience.
Well to be honest most of the muslims committing crimes are put in ghettos in most cities. There are the okay muslims aswell but the louder ones are the shithead sandniggers.
I think times are changing though. Most young people who "pretend" to leftists are actually not. It's just that you can't say it loudly because of the shitstorm that'll hit you.
Asking people what they vote for in Sweden is tabu and everyones quiet except the old people who all vote for the right-wing parties. I've never met an person from the older generation (40s / 50s / 60s) telling me they actually find anything positive about the retarded immigration currently happening.
Sucks doing the dishes though.
thats why you do them when you can. they suck even more when they pile up and have crusted over. I generally do my dishes by hand when i make dinner since you have wait for food to cook anyways you can fill that time aswell as clean as you go, once you get a good system going to its way less of a burden, i know people who are well into there thirties and still live in shit holes because they wont take 15 minutes to tidy up.
>keep shit clean
>be organized
>learn how to cook , doesnt need to be masterchef
heh, all me user . back when i was 18 i didnt know how to cook for shit , i lived in my parents house , and i was still attending school
when i got myself a house , i had 20 . and i migriated into foreing country , alone . when i started to live alone , i had "literally crack cave" it looked like a mess . i only ate pizza and drank cola , but now im 23 , i got very clean house [for a guy] and i learned how to cook because i had enough of frozen shit ... i am not a masterchef level , but i can make myself some fancy dumplings / omlete / spaghetti / pizza [ yea i mentioned before , but it was frozen , now i cook pizza from the ground] / etc... still cant make soup , but i will learn it eventually ... also i need to try bake a cake ... i fucking miss cakes :c havent eat it in a while
Don't worry. Before long they'll be trying to leave those ghettos. I live in a very affluent city in Michigan with a thriving downtown nightlife. Lately the blacks have been coming from their Detroit shitholes to come to my city on the weekends and things are spiraling out of control. The police have needed to boost their numbers because every weekend there's a large number a brawls and domestic assaults being committed by the blacks. They don't live here. They just come here and wreck the place. Walk down the main street on any given Friday or Saturday and you'll see two black women pulling each other's hair and screaming like chimps. Sand people are also showing up in mass dressed like guidos and sexually harassing any woman that walks by.
Jesus christ dude. I hope the next election will sort shit out. If you want some quality entertainment next year just read about the swedish election as its about to go down. Things will be chaotic with cuck leftists crying everywhere. I'm looking forward to lauging at these middle-class wannabe indie pieces of shit.
fuck man when i first moved out i moved in with four other people that left the whole place a scene out of train spotting, we had ants in every room and stacks of beer cans in the shower. i still cringe at the memory of waking up to ants crawling over my balls. Roomates are a hassle but i found sometimes that leading by example works other time people are just shit and they will be children there whole lives. The sooner you learn these basics the better it will be in the long run.
>the sooner you learn these basics the better it will be in the long run
cant argue here . looking back into the past , i think of myself that i was a fag that couldnt do shit . but now , im am doing stuff that i didnt knew i can do ... shit , it's pretty much funny to think all those things that adults do are pretty much easy , i thought about it being impossible to do , but meh , its easy as fuck ...but i am still a kid . 23 years is nothing . i may look like an adult , but inside im not , i dont know sometimes what i should do :3 everyone pretty much
Ramen
>that moment you realize that your parents werent using you as a slave by making you take out the garbage and clean up after yourself but actually teaching you life skills
