Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there

Wat do?

Stop. I know you like Tay, but stop.

>turn around 180 degrees
>moonwalk away into my panic room
>call the police
>dance the dinasauce

Tell her that Kanye's "gorgeous" was better

Show her this

...

See if she's down to fuck

Call the police. How the fuck did she get in my house?

look for meredith becuz i like pussies

She isn’t.

you'd be moonwalking into the ground then

welp, going to have to get out the rope.
then the whips
lubricant
hooks and tether points
dildos. vibrators
introduce her to all my toys
then comes the power drill
razor blades and pliers.
hacksaw and tarp
clean it all up with some lye.
then, i'd flip on the TV and masturbate

I ask her where the fuck that hot younger brother of hers is hiding

Make white babies for the Furher

Probably first ask who she is and what she’s doing in my house. Then, I’d call the police to report a breaking and entering. Then I’d probably push her into the bathroom and hold the door shut to make sure she doesn’t run before the police arrive.

After her arrest, I’d initiate a civil lawsuit against her and hopefully get a big settlement.

>4edgy5me
Why do virgin NEETs always say shit like this?

360 and walk away

Because it gets us rock hard, tbh

You'd walk into her you retard.....

Start up a conversation and offer her a drink. Hopefully get her number and establish some connections to show biz. Get some bit parts in music videos/movies and eventually become a character actor and love comfortable on residuals l

How does a list of cliched edgy things get you hard?

whip out fully erect penis

WELCOME TO Sup Forums!

u must be new or a bad troll. i mean really bad

*she laughs*

too bad for her

Fucking cringey degenerates itt
Kys you're an embarrassment to humanity with this desperate gay circle jerking fag fest

Jack it to this pic fucking kids
It's you not being able to have your fucking trap and celeb jerk offs

"Hello."

Ask her, U wan sum fuk?

Get the fuck out of my house.

>not interested in girl pussies

>Make white babies for the Furher

>can't even spell Führer
>wants to have children
please don't

Tell her to make me a sammich or gtfo

Kindly ask her to leave the house because I don't want to be disturbed when the F1 Mexican GP starts.

You first

>Look her in the eyes, play some nice music.
>Grab her hand and softly stroke her index finger.
>"Taylor, you're with me now and it's all good"
>She instantly falls in love and starts sucking my weiner.
>I cum loads inside her left nostril
>She likes it and smiles looking up at me
>"I can fill up some more holes later"
>Grab her waist
>Have a nice little dance with her as she falls deeper in love with me
>Guide her slowly
>Towards the door
>Want to give her a kiss but there's cum everywhere
>Kiss her cute little belly
>Open the door
>"Come back anytime miss"
>Leave her standing outside with a deep desire to be with me again the next day
>Go to sleep

>2017
>not interested in girl pussy' pussy

Why are whites so stupid?

she's so fucking hot

shitty bait. try again

Long life Sup Forums trap queen!!!

Hold her hostage for ransom money, physically and emotionally abuse her the entire time

Admit that I've been a fan of hers since I was 11, her being the first artist who's music I actually listened to, confess my love for her country music and then let her take my virginity.

Choke the bitchhhhhh

Turn 0 degrees, beg her for a blowjob, then marry her

ask her who the fuck is she and how she get into my house?

hot trap. great taste, Sup Forums

we has the bestest teizt

Have her run around and exercise until she's a sweaty mess and demand she allows me to give her asshole a pussy a tounge bath and a hour of face sitting.
Pull out my pathetic dick and make sex

This