>Friday, March 31 Toronto FC vs Sporting KC, 7:30pm Seattle Sounders vs Atlanta United, 10pm
>Saturday, April 1 NYCFC vs San Jose Earthquakes, 2pm Chicago Fire vs Montreal Impact, 3pm Columbus Crew vs Orlando City SC, 4pm DC United vs Philadelphia Union, 7pm Minnesota United vs Real Salt Lake, 8pm Houston Dynamo vs NY Red Bulls, 8:30 Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas, 9pm Vancouver Whitecaps vs LA Galaxy, 10pm
>Sunday, April 2 Portland Timbers vs New England Revolution, 9pm
No ninja turtles discussion allowed No Doyle allowed No AntiDoyle allowed We /comfy/ now
Noah Robinson
UNION
Oliver Butler
will schweini make chicago great again?
Nathaniel Butler
Chicago was actually quite good at the CM position before Basti came, so it's a puzzling move. I think the biggest benefit is that he'll sell tickets and shirts and make the team temporarily relevant in a crowded sports market
Cameron Cruz
nah did u see the questions chicago sports writers asked him today?
it was like "do you hope this move will help you play for germany again" "can you win the world cup with the fire?"
Nathan Adams
Depends. The big concern is that he spent his career at Bayern, and its usually the one club guys that struggle the most in MLS. He's also gonna have the league's bruisers going for his ankles, so gonna be hard to stay healthy.
Ethan Cooper
>small pop
Jayden Morales
>Chelsea hat
Jonathan Hughes
jesus fucking christ
David Parker
fugg it all
Connor Reed
Chicago has no good CM. At least with Schweini he might be able to do something.
James Sanders
Replace Cincy with Sacramento
Jonathan White
>It Already Happened >It Happened Already
Leo Allen
MLS already said they won't put two teams in California during this wave of expansion.
Now that San Diego got their shit together and have Donovan backing the project, I don't see how Sac gets a team over San Diego. Especially with the Chargers gone.
Benjamin Fisher
Can Minnesota be relegated for the season and just appear again when LAFC enters MLS?
Liam Jenkins
>won't put two teamas in Cali >literally Galaxy and LAFC
Who taught you math
Ryan Harris
>"during this wave of expansion."
who taught you how to read?
Michael Brown
STL is one of the next two or not at all, the city vote is in less than a week
Colton Johnson
that's the spirit
Luke Ortiz
...
Alexander Baker
germane jones
Jackson Myers
Juninho and McCarty are unironically one of the best central midfield pairings in the league
Jacob Bell
did someone say
>Soon?
Austin Allen
>streaming
Is Alex /our gal/?
Jose Perez
Nope.
Jonathan Russell
>claims MLS won't put two teams in during this wave of expansion >this wave is already adding LAFC
So zero additional teams, then? Sayonara, Sacramento.
Landon Brooks
oh c o w t o w n.
gonna get leapfrogged by SoccerCity SD
Jacob Collins
>St Louis Soccer
They will literally play in a stadium larger than where the Rams play.
Daniel Taylor
>2017
Lit, senpai
Jose Lee
Lol
Ryan Howard
>trips out loud
Leo Hernandez
reminder to support local sawker. also the villages sc to win it all and get promoted next season.
Leo Jones
stray reply, but watch nwsl just as well.
William Sanders
Can schweini make an impact for Chicongo?
Wyatt Fisher
Is Villages having another go? Did they register all their players this time?
Kayden Martinez
>>mfw time for Open Cup
Luis Davis
Is this like the FA cup with all your lower league teams in?
Thomas Fisher
Basically yes
Landon King
Wish the Canadian Championship would take the semipro teams too
Evan Watson
Yes, until someone's shitty turf field makes an impact on his ankles
Kayden Kelly
No No matter how good he plays, his acquisition doesn't solve any of their problems
Juan Wilson
>I've always thought sucking dick should be a positive. We should reclaim that phrase. Like , "Hey! Cleveland sucks dick! That's awesome! They sometimes even swallow!" -Eric from Portland
>USL will launch second league in 2019 to occupy U.S. Soccer's Division 3
Interesting
Eli Walker
pro/rel confirmed
Jackson Baker
someone that used to be respected like tannenwald now unironically posts updates from women UCL matches
MLS is the only league wher emost of the news doesnt come from actual media (Cause in reality no one cares, even a little bit, about MLS news except like 10 guys on twitter) but from some kind of state-sponsored north korea-like dictatorship news service which tries to tear down players they dont like
Kevin Fisher
Tannenwald has some crazy autism
Landon Carter
>2098
>SpaceX Mars SC wins the Galactic Cup for the third time
Chase Lee
>GayceX wins again >against hyper-modern football >being owned by Elon Musk's brainstem housed in vault under layers of purged Sino-Trump soldiers
Austin Long
fits the communistic setup mlels has.
and i like waifuball for the waifus
Tyler Gutierrez
...
Ryder Wood
>spacex will never be galaxy kit sponsor
Cooper Carter
...
David Anderson
wew
Liam Campbell
...
Robert Edwards
>everyone back but Lletget Just give >us the cup now
Lincoln Sullivan
>Onalfo still coach
You wont even make the playoffs
Elijah Kelly
Is your physical form braced for tomorrow, lads?
Mason Roberts
BRING IT
Ethan Mitchell
gotta do muh fantasy, but ready for more gaems
Ian Carter
wow, actual friday games, i love it
Eli Powell
>if only the OP had mentioned those
OH WAIT
Nathan Evans
how hard is Atlanta gonna get rekt tomorrow?
Leo Carter
Like 5-1
Levi Miller
That game could go either way. How is Atlanta going to do on the road against a real team? Are Seattle really back from their post cup hangover?
Colton Lee
isn't this manneh character being poised for a ninja turtles spot?
Aiden Garcia
SO HARD
Nolan Morgan
when does atlanta play? only team worth watching
Robert Peterson
>le run fast and beat the red bulls man
Noah Ward
I like it. >we need a token black super athlete who attempts to play soccer now that Kei is gone.
Bentley Flores
tomorrow at 7 local time
Nathan Edwards
atlanta fans confirmed as the seattle fans of the east?
Chase Phillips
Kekuta Meme a shit
Anthony Davis
Will Bradley and/or Altidore play tomorrow?
Matthew Jenkins
>ninja turtle candidates >good
The best players in MLS 2017 are TAM and GAM
Liam Mitchell
>Gaminho Overated as fuck
Justin Smith
>caps trade memekutah Im kinda butthurt cause he showed amazing skills in some games and then in other it looked like he wasnt even trying. I guess its good to set the standard and make it clear that shit effort will not be tolerated. >we needed a midfielder anyway.
Luis Ramirez
Cheer up leaf, we're all going to make it.
Alexander Cruz
>atlanta coming to town tomorrow kinda nervous 2bh guys although seattle humbling atlanta would just be a great time
Matthew Jenkins
>>STL MLS investors possibly also bringing a waifu soccer team by 2020
Brayden Anderson
When will owners realize that throwing a NWSL team into the mix doesn't really matter to the majority of fans?
Robert Williams
desu i think theyre banking on womens soccer becoming bigger in the future, in the same way as with MLS you want to invest early at minimal cost and then sell for major profit later
Wyatt Cook
>womens soccer becoming bigger in the future The WNBA hasn't really gotten any bigger since its inception. I don't know where anyone's getting this idea that woso is going to become a big thing. There have been what, 3 different woso leagues that started and folded within the past 5 years?
Aaron Reed
We had a women's team here before, but it folded because of crummy ownership....the attached men's team AC St Louis did not last much longer
Nathaniel Scott
NWSL is now starting up their 5th season of play, which is longer than either of their two predecessors managed It may not grow to any grandiose heights, but I don't think it's going anywhere And the days of being embarrassingly named/sponsored like that stupid MagicJack team are over
Is it worth the expense? I think NWSL salaries are partially subsidized by USSF but there's no TV money, no merch sales to speak of, and low attendance.
Andrew White
Salaries for NT players are paid by the USSF They're at least trying on the TV money front, weekly games on the (sigh) Lifetime Channel
James Lopez
>>As of 2016, teams receive a salary cap of $278,000, up from $265,000 in 2015 and $200,000 in 2013. The salaries of allocated players from the United States, Canadian, and Mexican national teams are paid by their respective federations and do not count against the salary cap. Non-allocated players earn a minimum of $7,200 and a maximum of $39,700, up from $6,842 and $37,800 in 2015 and $6,000 and $30,000 in 2013. >>a minimum of $7,200 >>$7,200
sweet fucking yeezus
Jaxson Garcia
it'll be comfier when the meme matches start again
Carter Wright
>go to college on a soccer scholarship >get drafted by a NWSL team >earn less than the federal minimum wage How do these people survive?
Aaron Hughes
>tfw no local NWSL team to watch and maybe get a qt U-23's number
Michael Adams
>you will never be an NWSL qt's sugar daddy
Chase Hall
They probably have second jobs for when they don't have practice or games. A lot of players in meme pro leagues like NLL have secondary jobs too
Joshua Howard
>Crew traded for Kek Man Wait what
What happens to the Rams' old stadium now, anyway? The STL expansion guys would suddenly have a case if they were able to rent the thing or just squat there
Matthew Brooks
>Sounders linked to Paraguay international Derlis Gonzalez
Brandon Hernandez
A) The field is not big enough for a regulation soccer pitch; they did hold a friendly match between Real Madrid and Inter Milan once, but that was just a friendly B) It's a dome, so obviously the surface is turf, and that goes over so well with everyone C) The necessary modifications to change/fix the above would cost at LEAST as much as a new SSS anyhow D) Dome has 60K+ seats, will look/feel/sound empty even if half-full E) With the Rams gone, the Dome is now free to host all sorts of other events for the fall/winter, which is projected to make it MORE profitable than when it was hosting football games
