Ask the Beetle Man himself anything. I know everything, so I can answer it with 100% accuracy

Ask the Beetle Man himself anything. I know everything, so I can answer it with 100% accuracy.

how big is my weiner?

its 5 inches hard. everything else you see is an optical illusion.

How do I get a free Domino's One Topping Pizza?

shoot the person at the counter

how in the fuck did you do that

i am beyond god

how many questions do we get?

as many as you like

But I don't own a gun. How do I acquire a gun?

will i ever be able to accomplish my dreams?

you dont need one, just throw a brick at them

yes

How will my life turn out if I become a Ugandan movie star?

thank you so much!

you will end up snorting low-grade ugandan cocain and turn your life around eventually and become a public speaker

How does the Russian trump investigation end? It was said that someone will be in jail by the end of this coming week, who and when?

i have no clue, im bi-polar so i might change my mind, but as of now i feel like just setting parliment on fire

Great Beetle Man,
Am I destined to be with Riley?

Can I trust this new guy?

Can you answer this question without being accurate?

this Riley of which you speak... the dice may have 6 faces, but this riley has but two.

I'm working very hard in my life, job wise, and thinking about moving to Europe. I want to move to bristol England and be with my friends. Will I ever move there or will I end up in NYC or am I doomed to repeat another generation in my small town in NC?

no

save up some money and move to england. you will find the love of your life and work a decently paying job

new? I am 5 years younger than god!

Oh great beetle man will I ever break a 17:30 5k?

Thank you ol wise one.

So do I;
What do you mean?

No not you beetle boi, my new client.

she is not who she seems. none of us are. if it is the riley you desire, you are not seeing riley for who they are

Can the Beetle Man himself ask a question that he cannot answer himself?

How can I make her to fall in love with me forever?

not unless you train like a fucking olympian. you must have the body of zues and the wits of me

May the sun shine fellow undead

no; I know everything

What is beyond everything?

I'm running in high school it's not that hard. No disrespect meant for the great beetle man

you must become her; share interests and look presentable.

How can I make her fall in love with me forever?
Someone else asked this too and I think it's a good question
I will from now see her as she is first, and not as I think or want until second

beyond everything? there is nothing beyond a 6th plane of existence. my council has their own plane and i dont fuck with them, and this one is my own sandbox, so i know everything except for baron's hentai collection in the 5th dimension

well if you don't already know eachother personally, start with that.

What are the Planes of Existence 1 through 5?

one through 6, this one belonging to me, the other 5 belonging to my council as a birthday gift

oops meant for

Should I stay in college?

what is the council

Is she done with me?

if only you desire a career in which it is necessary. if not, do anything else.

penis?

my council of elders is a group of 5 advisers and high ranking generals in the grand army of the beetle man, which was established 5 years after my ascent.

either take a hint or be super vocal. literally just ask her, "are you done with me?"

Any pro-tips? I'm at the start of this, but I'd really like the most success here.
I'm not Beetle man, but gravity, duality, space, time, change
Praise the Sun !

be more specific

is this a stupid question?

its a yes or no question

Will I ever lose my virginity?

what is the origin of beetle man

what? is that what humans believe planes of existance are? what fucking morons. anyways, it is just a new universe with different planets, not at all connected. this one may abide by those laws, but the others may not.

What's my name?
My full name.

I was reading a bible and god seemed pathetic, so i rode on my donkey to the outskirts of mexico, and matched challenged god. I won, and he granted me godhood. he now brings me drinks

Thanks for correcting me.
What should I do to be certain that I wind up with Riley in every possible dimension?

goddamnit it's you. you were reincarnated 2 times, once as moses, once as jack the ripper, and now it's you. I created you with the name dante, nothing more. no clue what your name is now, but its probably some normie shit

EVERYONE STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IN THE THREAD. I have a discord and we can continue the questioning there, in the live, and there will be not only no delay, but also I can answer without delay, discord is below.

here is the discord: scKCQCb

yes or no

all the way yes

but loss of virginity. yes or no?

i wanna grow up when i grow up, will i succeed?

if you wish to grow up, act grown up, get a job, and take on responsibility.

is it possible to grow down

only if you are blessed by the beetle man

Where can I find and acquire vagina outside of my bloodline within my proximity (about 20 miles)?

would you?

Will i be happy