Go to take a shower at the hotel

>go to take a shower at the hotel
>see this

wat do?

Wish the age of consent was a little lower

"Get the fuck outa my room you little shit"

Apologize profusely as I clearly entered the wrong room. Do a 360 & get out of there.

Continue my plans on killing myself

You mean 180 you retard....

"-why are you wearing clothes in the shower?"

Oh shit, I'm the father of a vapid looking teenage girl now.
I hope I can instill some sort of value in learning in her before I send her of to be an "adult" in four years time.

>wat do
do her

He was being humorous

Adopt her and buy her lots of things

"You're not a little boy..."

Shes clearly a hotel employee to assist me in bathing, no big deal. Hand her a loofa bend over and simply say "scrub taint please".....dont you fags travel?

< le funny fish heehheheheheh xD

fucking newfags

>her

i dunno take a shower maybe?

topkek

Looks like a her, either way I've got vapid looking teen on my hands.
They're about equal in their stupidity at that age no matter what gender they are.

Get to know her and call my girlfriend to see how she feels about the situation.

take the shower with her but not doing anything because im a beta

Damn thats a huge forehead. Or receding hairline. Bad genetics, do not want in my bloodline.

Take out that sweet sweet peckah and suck it till she gives me her love juice

How is it still summer

Its a part of the meme new niggers.

say "hey" then slowly back out of my room

So were those responses user.
It's a meme with three tiers that needs to be fulfilled in order for it to be whole.

Probably just rape him

do a 360 back in the room and get the lube, its anal time.

I can’t remember her name but I’m pretty sure she is one of those white girls who thinks she’s a negro or she’s that ho bo dat girl’s sister.

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>hobodatgirl
KEK

Make her watch me take a shower. Then go back to making hollywood movies in the morning.

Go to your room, Harvey, you've been a BAD boy!

Summer already ended newfag gtfo

I mean, if you're gonna stand in the shower at least use it. I'll help you.

fucking 12 yo's

>fucking 12 yo's
My favorite hobby...

no, he turns 360 degrees and walks away

Fuck her. I'm a little confused about why I brought her to a hotel room instead of bringing her home to my dungeon though.

I'm so glad my doll finally arrived.

>turn on water proof sex doll
>tune radio into traffic report
>God damn freeway is backed up again

fortunately the local AoC is 14.
so we're fine to shower together.
then i'd spoon her under our fluffy blankets and keep my boner inside her puddi all night while kissing and fondling her.

report her for being in my room to the local police department

just like ive done for you pedoplhiles and to the federal bureau of investigation you disgusting child rapists how fucking dare you shes just a child. DIE FUCKING CIS SCUM

Make her a cup of tea and try to get her safely home. Because I'm not an animal and I care about women's rights. Both real and doll

>DIE FUCKING CIS SCUM
No u

Dem tabs and bookmarks...
Keep on being funny user.

Tell her to get out and continue firing at the country music festival.

Gender fluid support xD

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