Buying drugs from the deep web, give me some tips?

Buying drugs from the deep web, give me some tips?

>Don't ever get high on your own supplies.

Just dont

VPN, use switch between addresses
dont bust balls
dont buy too much

Not worth it.

Dont. You will get fucked

Don't doit

My mate gets out of prison literally today, cops caught it at the post office

At least dont buy lots

He had 26g of mdma coming

Don't

Nice try DEA

In America you should be alright.

In UK you're fucked.

Depends what youre buying, dont buy from overseas. Make sure you use escrow

If in amerifat;
Use a proxy service, should go with out saying but people dumb.
Rent a p.o. box. If you're in a city it shouldn't be to hard to find one that doesn't check id. Fedex or ups are usually cool. Use a fake name.
Don't pick up your shit immediately. Wait a week. Cops don't have the budget to stake out some piddly ass drug bust. If they're on to you they'll bust the box in 3-5 days.
That's it. Stay small, if you're dealing there are better ways to do it.

Build a snowman with your coke. then you can be this happy

Another tip would be always put the toilet seat down if you live with females.

Give me some Bitcoins bitch.

>throwaway laptop or netbook with absolutely zero personally identifiable information on it. Don't even log into Facebook on it. Make sure you use full disk encryption in case you get caught or lose the laptop.
>Only use public wifi like at starbucks. Rotate around to different places randomly each time you log in. Don't make it a pattern though.
>Ship packages to empty lots or foreclosed houses. Make sure package doesn't require signature.
>Give someone you don't know $20 to pick it up for you. If you can't find someone, then wait at least 24 hours before picking up. Make a note of any vehicles in the area that aren't in driveways. Police don't park in driveways.
>If caught, tell them nothing - get a lawyer. With your laptop encrypted, there will be no hard proof that you ordered it. You can just claim to be the pickup guy and that you didn't know what was in the package.

Always maintain plausible deniability. A jury won't convict someone of a major drug crime if they reasonably believe you were just a kid paid to pick it up.

Do not use a fake name. If the packahe is rigged to alert the feds upon opening, then you'll have no defense when they ask "why the fuck are you opening this if it isn't yours?" If it's in your name you can just say "I didn't order this" and not budge from that point.

Fucking wrong.

Do not get a PO Box - post offices have cameras and require photo ID to get a PO Box. If you use a fake name trying to set it up, your ass will be busted before you even begin.

Ship to an empty house, search Zillow for houses on the market and scope them out to make sure they're empty.

Don't even bother with a VPN or Proxy.

99.9% of VPN/Proxy sites cooperate with law enforcement when requested. Nearly all of them track your online activity anyway - unless you use a paid service, in that case they have your payment info anyway.

Use throwaway laptop that's full disk encrypted, and just hop around public wifi spots.

use tails

>don't order weed, lsd is the easiest to get through.
>make sure your address is formatted correctly (vendor should show how they want it)
> no fake names as that could raise suspicion to the mailman and etc
>if you're ordering quite often, run tails through a virtual machine.
>FIND A VENDOR THAT SHIPS FROM YOUR COUNTRY AND HAS TRACKING/FAST SHIPPING. DON'T BE PICKY, BE SMOIT

all of this is right
Sup Forums you impress me

this. and if you use a po box, i suggest not ordering drugs to it right after you get it opened. order some amazon packages to it and shit.

Say Ello to my little friend first.