Ask a drunkard anything

Ask a drunkard anything.

Are you drunk right now? Because I'm getting there.

Yessir.

What are you drinking?

I'd rather not say. Not even on Sup Forums.

Fuck you then, nigger. I'm drinking Luksusowa and cranberry juice. Gonna switch to beer soon since I'm running low on mixer.

Where do you live? The Luksusowa is some sort of vodka, right?

Yes, it's a potato vodka produced in Poland. I'm from Kansas, US.

kurwa mac spierdalaj

Sorry, I don't speak your strange cyrilic language. Only English.

fuck your fucking big mac
kek

Why don't you feel safe saying what you're getting drunk off of? I've never heard of any kind of illegal alcoholic drink...

Mc Dick's is shit, I don't eat there.

would you?

got any pics 50 years ago?
If not, fuck right off.

Please fuck out of here.

I see the kiddies are on group chat, how precious is that

You jealous bitch?

Sure thing, cuck.

Tell me what the fuck you're getting drunk off of. I'm interested and need to know.

no

Alright. Sorry then, I'm out of this thread.