So I got the number of some freshman devout Christian girl who said a prayer for me. Weve been texting a lot...

So I got the number of some freshman devout Christian girl who said a prayer for me. Weve been texting a lot. I told her I was godless, smoked cigarettes, was hammereed drunk in front of her. Still got her number
I asked if I could be her disciple.
We are still texting. I would not convert for this girl
Anyone have experience with devout Christian girls?
Pic related she's in front

...

10/10 would smash.

Super cute. But she seems like a jesus freak type

>godless
>smoked
>drunk
You must've looked so fucking cool outside the mcdonalds waiting for your parents to pick you up.
I don't know how anyone could resist talking to such an alpha.
In all seriousness I think you may be retarded and I feel a need to make other user's aware.

You can get away with being autistic when you look like me user
I was just shit testing her
How do I proceed with this girl?

>You can get away with being autistic when you look like me
Proceeds to ask for information on how to be a chad
>How do i proceed with this girl?
Want one of my throw accounts to give her to me? cause you have no idea what you're doing despite pretending to.

id fuck you.

I'm not gonna lie like I'm not retarded tho

I'm just waitong for some user who has been in my shoes to give his experience with trying to date girls who love Jesus
Ps. I love sex

The only thing consistent about Christians is their endless hypocrisy. Just go for it.

>trying to date girls who love jesus
>loves sex.

>gosh
Just kys already

>date girls
How beta are you? they're tools to be used and discarded.... you make our gender weaker
The day you hang yourself i'll feel almost 60 seconds of relief, well me and your family.

savage.

I'm treading very lightly
I just wanna fuck

I never sleep with upside-down women, they vags have teeth in them.

Would it be beta to tell her she looks cute? Or just brush it off and say something else

Stop playing hard to get at the gay bar than.
Let me guess, the chase is the real fun for you?

yeah yoh look autistic

Tell her you're sorry you met her, but recently you got acquainted with a real man, I'll happy give you my info
Consider asking me if it's alright, I might let you watch us fuck.

Is that a good thing?

...

Are you trying to date me?

I'm not that desperate, and you're not that lucky.
I would consider establish dominance over you via raping you, or maybe provide a pity fuck.
How would you like me to word it?

I'm wayyu bigger and stronger then you
That makes me the dom and you the sub, slut

Freshman in college or HS? She looks under 18

You're assuming you're bigger then me.
Also we both know the only interest you have is in my cock size, would you be pleased to know you can see the vein throbbing?
Also just wanted to mention how beta you are posting pic after pic of yourself just letting me win... I'd love some more for my folders

18 freshman

I could easily crush you with one arm
Youre a manlet
I bet you're getting off to this slut

Get passed out drunk and cum inside her. She'll have a baby and no memory of the sex. You get sex and get to pass your seed on without the headaches. Alpha male

*get her passed out drunk

Do you even lift faggot?

LMAO
dont skip chest day "chad"

So wait, you're betting on me getting off on the pictures you're posting of yourself to me voluntarily?
You want to know if my hand of rubbing my cock as I look at the pictures of yourself you're posting?
Am I clearly understanding the situation?
I am not, but suddenly am interested.

I think im gonna spend around 2 weeks flirting
She expects me to ask her out but I'm not gonna
Shes 18, so she probably thinks every guy wants to fuck due to naiveness
I'm gonna be the good guy

My sides went orbital, i'm done
>good guy
This has been the best thread for me today

Chest doesnt matter as much as lower lats
I'm weak to the chest sure
But have a strong and wide back

Did you say she's Australian?

Shut the fuck up faggot
Be happy with the photos you got and bust your nut.
Little bitch
Being agressive with a Christian girl might not be the best route of action user

Just fuck and move on.

Don't you understand these girls swear off pre marital sex

No

You're so stupid it's hilarious, religion has nothing to do with it, women are women.
1 gender.... 1 answer just like you're 1 beta faggot

>swear off pre marital sex
What are you trying to fuck one of the duggars kids?

Christian femanon here.

You're a faggot. Maybe one day you'll sincerely convert.

This is real life cringe material. OP is clearly going for a personal army request by pretending to be this guy

>You must've looked so fucking cool outside the mcdonalds waiting for your parents to pick you up.

you fucking moron. 18 year old girls are stupid, have no loyalty, (this includes to jeehussuuss) and are horny. Fucking goddamn go fuck her you little piece of shit.

you two arent a good match at all

I'm trying to put her on blast now a bit
Sweet! You guys are so cute and nice
But... Are you just so nice you give your number to every guy?
Should I ask her to take me to bible study?
Did I attract her by not giving a fuck and lighting stoges and being drunk somehow? We talked for a while. I told her I have no religion

>going
10$ says she feels sorry for you. Seeing your drunk ass outside a mc donalds.

No she's part of a group that goes out in packs and prays for people and gives out free cheeseburgers in a college community
Shes being very responsive to my texts... So I'm wondering if she likes me a bit.
Is her next step of action converting me?

so shes praying for you cause she feels sorry.
and yes

You need to use the constant application of mind-blowing orgasms to break her sense of dignity.
It can be done.

fuck this. I didn't read it, but it's shit. I had a girl who was a natural born slut. Ten orgasm that made her eyes roll up and made her pass out were achievable by using my voice.

After two years she was trained, but wanted out due to some newfound abstinence bullshit.

fuck jesus freaks, man. fuck girls.

Unironically forget her.

She knows you won't convert.
She knows you'll at most pretend to convert.
She knows you're only after her vagenious and bewbs.

Basically you're her orbiter, and she knows that you know that she won't ever be an easy slut.

TLDR: you're doomed, bro.

actually took the time to read it. fucking funny as shit

Learn the lessons of St. Bill of Murray and escape the friend zone forever.

making yourself into a cooler, more popular version of yourself isn't exactly a plan. Most guys are missing confidence to even start that journey.