Best of Greentext Thread
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Best of Greentext Thread
Jose Rivera
Blake Reed
i dont get this fuckin story am i just retarded someone explain pls
Kevin Robinson
random green story.
Owen Martin
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Ryan Ross
same
William Brown
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Lucas Phillips
His friend, who was gay, recorded him having sex so he could have a video of him for personal use
Easton Morgan
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John Thomas
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Jose King
I think it's that he tried sampling his friend's moaning, but the girl was too loud so she hogged the volume
Zachary Allen
At that point I would just make him a recording
Lincoln Sullivan
TOP KEK
Bentley Clark
kek
Bentley Rogers
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Connor White
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Connor Carter
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Asher Cook
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Nolan Collins
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Benjamin Walker
>im dangerously cheesy
Killed me
Jason Anderson
a classic
Zachary Reyes
i do not understand what happened here at fucking all
Brayden Perez
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Jackson Gomez
Lost it at bump
Lincoln Watson
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Joseph Hall
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Colton Johnson
>top keked
Jordan Peterson
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Jace Thomas
Kek
Ian Jones
If captcha isn't being a faggot today, I'll dump.
Had to verify 17 fucking screens for one fucking post yesterday, that shit is unacceptable.
Christian Campbell
The drawing killed me
Jack Rodriguez
what
Owen Murphy
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Juan Hughes
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Bentley Brown
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Levi Lewis
kek
Isaac Peterson
can this be a NEET tread its been a long time since the last one
Matthew Morris
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Camden Phillips
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Blake Nelson
holy shit im dead
Jason Reyes
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Benjamin Wilson
kinda lame
still kekd
Aiden Mitchell
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Julian Miller
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Oliver Williams
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Jose Gonzalez
funny and hot.
Justin Barnes
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Ian Wright
/fit/ greentexts are the best ones
Bentley Morales
KEKD HARD
James Rodriguez
Holy shit that throwback.
Carter Diaz
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Brody Davis
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Elijah Johnson
I don't understand this /fit/ autism shit
gtfo
Hudson Martinez
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James Howard
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Jack Jackson
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Julian Martin
This is some dedicated autism, any follow up story on it?
Hudson Torres
Haven't laughed out loud from a post in over a year.
Hudson Evans
The only follow up I have is rumors in the few days following the thread. I wish I saved more than just the op, cause the other stuff the guy was saying was so autsitic I doubt the man could function in normal day to day life.
Evidently the guy was caught his first day attempting this, and was arrested and the girl put a restraining order out against him.
Mason Martinez
checked
Ryan Long
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Leo Phillips
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Eli Powell
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Gavin Carter
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Nathan Ramirez
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Brayden Cruz
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Jordan Walker
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Christopher Harris
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James Long
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Landon Flores
>we'll pound like pickles
Joshua Jones
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Ethan Kelly
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James Thompson
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Evan Brooks
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Nicholas Murphy
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Levi Cook
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Elijah Morgan
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Jackson Fisher
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Evan Rivera
Have a guy friend who did that because he was banned from tinder for harassment. Fair looking dude, not a chad though. He managed to introduce himself to a girl as Chad's bro and actually kept a conversation. Didn't get to fuck her though.
Bentley Price
jesus fuck
Blake Adams
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Aiden Roberts
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Ryder Lewis
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Wyatt Cruz
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Bentley Clark
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Logan Young
/fit/izens are absolutely retarded when interacting outside of their board, and even then they're still fucking stupid.
Lincoln Edwards
>implying anyone uses their fucking university emails
Easton White
>straight up bucatini
Mason Young
I'm 3rd year in my uni and just found out we have uni emails. They even warned me for not signing up for any classes by mistake, that fucked me the whole last semester fucking hell mate.
Sebastian Bennett
and this is "Best"?? man, levels in Sup Forums nowdays are really shitty
Daniel Sullivan
I'm trying you nigger.
Brody Mitchell
Not a greentext, waste of a get.
Aiden King
>life is a cartoon
completly lost
Charles Cooper
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Joseph Williams
Where’s part two where he gets AIDs?
Lucas Jenkins
Just piss outside you fucking autist, something similar almost happened to me once but the girls dipped real quick once I started yacking into the toilet
Jaxson Price
had this one a while, anyone have the uncensored drawing?
Blake Edwards
I cut some gross-ass skin tags on my foreskin, but I'm not this fucking retarded.
Dick looks better too, it was repulsive before. Don't know what they were exactly.
Zachary Brown
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Parker King
the ass was fat.
Jordan Sullivan
kek