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Is sweden satire?
'Swedes, please give your sperm a purpose'
Chase Sullivan
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Jose Gutierrez
>sweden
>smemen
Nicholas Johnson
>Swedish semem shortage
Christian Green
Can you bring your loli-doujinshi collection + sex toys to the hospital?
Jackson Gray
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Anthony Fisher
>Swedish semen shortage
Also
>Janitor are mad
Jacob Smith
>Doesn't know that thelocal is a satire site like the onion
Gets me every time how germans/brits/americans never check if a source is legit our not, no wonder you're all getting even more cucked than Sweden.
Ethan Edwards
Luke Cooper
you know they probably flush all the white man jizz.
Dominic Cruz
Atleast we aren't england/germany where there are entire muslim schools funded by taxdollars
Nathaniel Taylor
I don't know how it works in Sweden, but in the US, the sperm bank system is REALLY fucking shady. First of all, all those accepting, tolerant, pro diversity women throw all that brainwashing bullshit out the door the second they start thinking about having a baby. They will only take the sperm of a tall, attractive, rich man with a high status job, lily white skin, blue eyes, and an immaculate health and criminal record. But even if a man can get past the very strict and demand list of requirements, he'd be an idiot to donate his sperm. He has to sign an agreement with the sperm bank to basically become a fucking cumcow, getting milked regularly, even if he doesn't want to. And for doing basically nothing but screening men and collecting jizz, the sperm banks receive MASSIVE payments from desperate spinster women, for which the man receives only a tiny amount. And increasingly kids are getting records released of sperm donors, even though the bank has explicit agreements of anonymity with donors. It's not far fetched to think that eventually donors will be sued for child support. Even if the women don't win, the man will be out legal fees.
You'd have to be retarded to donate sperm. Playing video games on the internet makes more money for fuck's sake.
Joseph Morgan
Herr Shekelberg öppnade just en muslimsk folkhögskola...
Carter Reed
>Sweden in charge of damage control
It's not satirical, I actually had to look it up after first reading it.
Jack Brown
Sweden is a joke
Anthony Gomez
What's wrong with this though? Wouldn't it mean more Swedish babies instead of niggers and sandniggers?
Hudson Nguyen
Well I'm a Swedish American, my family moved here in the 1920's.
I have 20/20 vision, I am 6'2 and in shape, I joined the military and went to college.
I shall mail you boatloads of fucking semen...
No reverse pun intended.
Jayden Young
In Sweden, "Swedish" means immigrant. If they meant native Swede male they'd use the colloquial term "neo nazi"
Henry Ortiz
But women wouldn't want an half arab or nigger baby via sperm donation, right?
Joseph Myers
>tfw sperm banks will begin screening out caucasian males and only african sperm will be used for insemination
Hudson Ortiz
It was never just a centuries if not millenia old meme.
We tried to warn you for ever.
It's over 15 years since I wouldn't even go near a swedish woman, yet let one in on our parties. Toxic
Jeremiah Price
I think you don't understand what we are dealing with here, my friend.
Aaron Bailey
They don't but all those doctors are Jewish, expect them to use nigger sperm on white woman whether they want it or not.
Easton Taylor
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Jaxon Edwards
thelocal.se
if that's supposed to be satire it's damn friggin good.
Luke Garcia
>Swedish women will not be allowed to choose the phenotype of their donor because it will be deemed racist
Aiden Lopez
>a fucking 'you're a good goy' card
Dominic Wood
>Look how can it be satire if one whole site on the internet wrote of it!
>I won't post a secondary source since this is satire but still!
Wow it must be nice being this stupid.
Cameron Sullivan
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Henry Phillips
This is just waiting to happen in Sweden.
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A private Dutch sperm clinic impregnated up to 500 women
with the sperm of a mentally handicapped Surinamese man by accident, it has been revealed
The clinic was also caught falsifying records and storing semen in leaking tanks.
Dutch woman Sonja Noordhoek went to the Humo Medical Center in Bijborp and had two children – a son and a daughter – with the help of the sperm bank. The donor sheet claimed that the sperm came from a Dutch man with two children and a university degree who grew up in South Limburg.
“But while the children were growing up, they were getting darker,” says Sonja. The biological father was then discovered to be an autistic Surinamese man. Sonja said that her daughter did not inherit the mental disability, but her son has some degree of retardation. “I came into contact twelve half brothers and sisters, and ten of them have problems,” Sonja said.
It turns out that the Surinamese man had donated more than was legally allowed, and that this seed was spread throughout the Netherlands and even exported to Austria. It is estimated that between 400 and 500 women have become pregnant with his rotten and corrupted seed.
Jan Karbaat, the doctor who ran the clinic, is under criminal investigation.
Thomas Richardson
Why are finns so buttmad at Sweden?
Is it because we literally own most of your country through our economy?
Or the fact that our men are fucking your women to such an extent that Swedish is an official language in finland?
Or maybe it is that you never won a war against us?
Or the fact that you aren't even white and have a HIGHER immigrant population than us that is also growing? (whilst Swedens is slowing down)
Or is it because finns are not only shorter in statue but also have smaller dicks than Swedes?
Here are some sources in case you're outside the northern countries and think I'm making this up:
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Its quite well known here that finns talk shit behind our backs but are to scared to take a fight irl since they know they will get their shit kicked in again.
And everyone in the Nordic countries already knows why finland spreads its gay fantasies everywhere, incase you haven't read up on finnish history:
"The lost wars and the sustained and bitter fight against the former ally had a strong impact on national sentiment, especially on popular visions of masculinity. In large part, this was linked to a feeling of bitterness towards the Swedes who had managed to stay outside the war even though many finnish soldiers had had homosexual experiences with members of the German troops during the war, derisive talk of Swedish men 'like that' - homosexual- increased after the war."
Carter Roberts
>Sweden can't handle the bants
William Richardson
This happened at least once in America and in the >Reddit thread everyone was calling the mother an evil racist bitch for complaining about being deceived into raising a niglet.
Camden Jackson
Must have atleast a B.A., play an instrument, and imaculate health. There are a few other qualifications but if you pass them and tug a few gallons you can pay for some nice things. There are times of stories of dudes paying for flights, hotel stays, and football games for just giving them the ole supply and demand.
Jordan Kelly
First they promote mudblood breeding now they want the pure stuff?
Make up your mind.
Brandon Russell
Black men are mor dominant and physicly superior to swedish fags.
Yes, I get that you little racists get all angry like cute little squiqqly pets, but you need to understand, the average swede watches television and lives in middle class neighbourhood.
They get PTSD from a single fight, they are awkward, mentally ill, and socially disabled.
Africans have survived warfare, scheming, gangfights, warfare, starvation, the natural selection in africa only allow the strongest most powerful individuals to breed.
Now take these alpha dominant africans who been murdering their enemies since day one, put them with the little beta swedes who at tops 'hit the gym' and lift tiny weights, and put them against a warrior. And soon you will see why blacks conquer the shit out of swedes.
And sure, the whites, and swedes denial will be strong, its psychological. When screaming nigger doesnt work any longer, whites cling onto
>b-but muh m-money! m-muh more f-financial secure..
Yes keep making money to make up for your inferiority, but beware, middle class will soon vanish completly, and you will be left to face the reality of competing with blacks and moslems on even scale. And they will win, because they are more adept, stronger, more persistant.
Reality will kick in, and whites inferiority begins to show. Swede stand no chance, your daughers are born whores, your sons are geneticly too weak to fight.
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Thomas Cox
It's a binding contract that ties you to the clinic. I've heard it compared to how liver failure ties you to dialysis clinics in terms of how it restricts your movement.
Ryan Reyes
The swede is buttmad
Jason Reyes
Jesus, man, in your efforts to claim Sweden is cucked you come off as the absolute winner in the cuckolympics.
Parker Sullivan
Oh look it's finland.
Moving on.
Charles Davis
Why don't we start European sperm banks in Africa?
I think Africa might almost be functional after a few generations of admixture with whites.
Jonathan Lewis
Did you forget to check the state mandated flowchart or something? More whites is racist, fewer whites is progressive.
James Morales
If I know anything about Sweden, and I do. They probably just hire Swedish women to milk the migrants, to cope with the problem.
Camden Cruz
They wouldn't be white though. They'd be 1/32 black, and therefore 100% negroid.
Grayson Cox
>thelocal.se
"should donate to help single mothers conceive"
Umm how about hell no?
What kind of piece of shit man would give his sperm to a single mother to be abused and neglected for 18 years?
I am disgust. Think of the children!
Christopher Wright
They'd call it neo-colonialism, or genetic colonialism, or something equally retarded.
The same people saying you couldn't possibly kick out the foreign invaders from Europe are the ones who celebrated whites getting kicked out of African nations, like Zimbabwe. You can't reason with leftist racists.
Luis Reed
/r/ the story of the mentally retarded nigger who impregnated 500 women through sperm donation without their consent. The women thought the sperm came from blue eyed blond haired men with degrees.
Caleb Brown
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John Evans
>with his rotten and corrupted seed.
kek,