My life sucks, senior in college and depressed

My life sucks, senior in college and depressed
How do I break into porn? I'm a dude who's short fat and ugly

killyourself.

Don't do it, for guys the pay is really low, unless you're in a video with a pornstar, but you need to have been working for a while to get to that.
And if you are wondering how pmale porn actors make a living if the pay is low, I'll give you a hint
>90% of the guys in gay porn aren't gay

I'm also balding......

lmfao porn isn't the answer

90% of dicks can't distinguish male shit and female shit on them
implying men care which gender the rectum is that's rubbing on their dick

Than what is, I'm at my wits end

Only way short fat guys get into porn is being rich or having a 10 inch dick. Pretty sure you don't fit either of those.

Short, fat and ugly LMAO. Yeah, unless you find some Danny DeVito fetish site, you will never get hired in porn.

I have a 7 inch cock, the only reason I figure porn might work

Alright by ugly I meant i'm not a 10

There's always opportunities on craigslist. You'll probably end up in a gay scene if you're not careful.

I'd think you'd make more money and have more fun if you produced and sold your own porn. You're basically just paying women to have sex with you and put it on the internet at that point.

Wait, sounds interesting as fuck.
I just pay hookers and film them?

7" will never get you into porn.

James Deen is like 6 inches though

>Short
>Fat
>Balding

Only option is to become an hero you pathetic faggot

Everybody's a critic

As if you've never been. Please do your loved ones and the world a favor and kys too.

Also what the fuck is an hero?

The little boy who killed himself was an hero

Also forgot to mention I'm a schizophrenic

Never been a critic, i'm at the bottom of the food chain
I'm 5'9 170lbs and have a receding hairline
Have only had sex 5 times since I turned 18 i'm 21 now
I'm literally the bottom of the food chain

G8 b8 m8 I r8 0/8

Go back to plebbit faggot

You don’t...

Bro I don't like reddit I prefer it here with my friends

>Implying 5'9'' is short
>Implying 170 is fat

at 5'9'' being 170 is a perfectly normal weight. Blame your dad for your shit hair but just get a dad bod and shave your head.

Woman always tell me I'm short, I've seriously gone crazy from that shit. I thought I was average. Fuck it i'm shaving my head thats the first step im taking

>I'm a dude who's short fat and ugly
If you're white and willing to throw whatever dignity you have away, then you could probably get into cuck porn as the cuckold. Just a thought.

Average female height is 5'4''. Tell them they're fucking whore and move on please.

I'm half white, would that work?
Also idk man I'd rather be a drug addict

Dude you've honestly made made me feel a shit ton better, literally just had some slut reject me cause I was too short the other day

>had sex at least once after 18
I'm at the bottom, buddy., im 20 and i get zero pussy.(i have to pay for sex)

Please kys. If you can't do that then at least fuck off.

the only thing that people want less than to fuck a short fat ugly dude is to watch a short fat ugly dude try to fuck and fall asleep on top of a hot chick on camera

I'm really reaching also, 3 of those times a girl and I were plastered drunk. I honestly have considered paying for sex. I'm just too much of a beta bitch cause I don't want to get in trouble with the police or have a pimp beat the shit out of me

Alright that shit made me laugh haha

are you danny devito?

Good, no woman wants a beta bitch. Unless shes a feminist. Don't date those. Feminists are only good for a one time fuck so you can make fun of them later for giving up their beliefs.

>if ron jeremy can do it.

Go fuck yourself you non beta faggot

I have no idea what it is, literally start talking to a girl, go on a few dates, then rejected for some bullshit. Driving me fucking crazy

Danny DeVito gets chicks, so dont worry about it

Try to work on yourself a bit tho, sounds like your lonely...try to find out yourself what potential girls in your are after

You dudes on here are too kind man
I've accepted my fate as a beta long ago

go audition for bestiality porn. let dogs, horses and cows fuck your tight ass.

you gotta find a way to be more approachable man, you might believe people are repulsed by you but really they just don't know how to start a conversation with you...you'll be fine as long as you dont go as far as drugging bitches

I'm after pretty much any girl who isn't a cow.
I am lonely, lonely as shit and I don't have the first clue how to fix it

Any tips?
First time I've heard this. I'm actually thinking this might be true

Act like a man. Don't let girls boss you around. In a relationship the man is supposed to hold all the cards.

Men are supposed to make more money than their girls for multiple reason. It's very huge leverage, it makes you seem ambitious and can take care of the lazy female.

This is where I think it stems from, when I was 18 had a 16 year old girl friend who would basically boss me around. Ended up cheating on her and she humiliated me in public setting. Ever since then just been feeling super beta

i believe user said act like a man, so stop walking with your head down and shit, other small habits like those when your in public

clean clothes man, always clean clothes, i know its only school but fuck let the people know you give enough of a fuck to smell good around people

also, get a hair cut, walk with pride and if you do get into a relationship, most bitches (unless driven by breeding or religion, or both) want a good mate first, the goal here is to make connections, not club her and fuck her...i mean by all means if its what you wanna do then do it

the key is smile, keep your eyes forward and dont drag your feet, and stop worrying about how people look at you before you do the same for yourself