I'm Dirty Dan

I'm Dirty Dan.

No you are a faggot

No I'm dirty Dan

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No, I'm the real Dirty Dan

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I'm the actual Dirty Dan, though.

imdirty dan

No fren. I durty dan

I'm Dirty Josh

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No, I'm the actual dirty Dan though

I am Dirty Sanchez

How can you be dirty dan if I'm Dirty Dan?

I'm Dirty Dan.

I'm Guy "Dirty Dan" Fieri, and this is Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives! There's only room in Flavortown for one of us, Pinheads.

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Im derty den

Am denny

Oh hai denny

Hello doggie bye.

no I'm dirty dan

Hey jonny I didnt know it was you

All of the other Dirty Dans are fake. For I am the one true Filthy Daniel

who you calling Pinhead