Congratulations, rookie

Congratulations, rookie.

You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.

Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.

You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.

64

Roll

Reroll

Rolling for someplace not shitty.

Rolling

Roll

Rolling

rolling

Roll!

fuck it i'm roll

Reroll!

reroll from mission abortion

Well, I'll be fucked.

uhhhhhhhh nah lets roll again

ravioli ravioli jesus keep me out of the middle eastioli

ROLL FOR FREEDOM !!

Reroll ~

yeet. keepin that swiss roll.

rollo

Rollin! 58 here I come

crap, going to get eaten by a koala

фy пидopы идитe нaхyй

check'd

rolle

rolling for india

Roll

roll

roll

"ARGENTINIA" lol

rolll

Niggers

rolling

Binland :D

rollin

...

%%

Rolling for Canada or some shit

Cmon Pilipines

Awww rerolling

Swiggity swooty

Roll for brown people

Reroll,don't wanna be dog poo

Roll

Somalia get

Rolling for whites

roll

come on now, give me a good one...

roll

rollarino

dont give me niggers or sand niggers and we cool

no nigs pls

Roll

Rollo

Ok

Retry

Roll

roll

Roll

Roll

Reroll

Roll

Let's go

Foffinf fof f

're rerolling

For myself

nigger land here i come

Roll

Rolling

rolling

gimme

rollll

>5
Bulgaria?

Roll for serbia

Rollin

here goes nothing

Roll

>aborted
at least it's not a shithole country

Rollerino, Best things would be aborted or in a first world country.

Yes

>immediately getting this roll afterwards
Nice.

Rollo

reportin fo doody

Rollll

Roll

Roll

How's about I roll?

ruh roh

No Africa.

Gogogo

roll

Gib good pusi b0ss

roll

Fuck pakiland, im an indian

fffff

go

welp fuck me

rollllllllllmmmm

volvo

I'm tempted. Roll.