Lifelong crush shows up

>lifelong crush shows up
>asks you to fuck
>reveals she's a roastie
how do you escape?

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Kill yourself because you let some dangly vagina skin turn you queer.

through vagina

fake a seizure

You don't you just get the scissors

want sum fuk bb?

Love beat up roasties

This

The fuck is wrong with...
nice try, roastie.

>Roastie.

Wot.

I like some beef. Nothing like watching it grip

I would.
I would.

Yall gay

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/28/roasties-new-gateway-drug-sweeping-nation/
>people get their kicks from the smell. It’s not just youths on inner-city council estates who set up roastie dens and gather to inhale

Was with a milf once and she was tiny and awesome. Pulled down her panties and was greater by a huge roasty. Made her suck my cock till I came and got the fuck out of there

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you're probably infected now.

tell her your gay. its true after all.

If you dont like beef your either a vegan or a liar. And you sir are a fag

Trying to Jew me for my shekels for information. Shame on you.

Oh sure I'm just as big a day as anyone that dares to post of this internet toilet we call Sup Forums
Not a complete vegan but also don't want meat everyday cause I'm not a fat neck beard

There is no escape

ff

yuck and ew

No comprende senor

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If you can figure out what auto correct fucked up there then you are also a retard

Someone needs a big lippy hug

Lol

>2017
>leaving autocorrect on

>"Your"
>"Its"

Retard lol..

ddie

>reveals she's a roastie
>how do you escape

>put mayonaise on it
>start eating said roastie
>fuck and fill with cum
>wrap roastie lips around cock and jack off

yep, that'll do

lmao

Big large clits are my favorite

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Its a good subsitute for small dicks...fag

Can't these creatures be branded somehow? At least have mandatory monthly minge-measurements with the cuntologist?
I got chased by a sea creature when I was young, this reminds me of the same. I'm scared of girls, incase on has one of these monsters dangling its tentacles between her legs.

Lick me clean pls bby

Chew and and suck till she wants to fuck. Then slam it in like a monster truck

There's surgery for this, wtf is wrong with these women that they choose to stay this way?

Imagine she's that other chick I've always wanted. Proceed to destroy her.

strong, independent roasties

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>how do you escape?

indiscriminate biting

Lick them before pulling underwear aside and going for the clit
Figure out if shes a psycho or not
Go from there

Id fuck her.

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Escape !! Damn I’d get her to fuck my face and swirl my tongue around those slimy bits of hanging meat yumyum

who this?? I would fuck her till I'm depleted of every drop of cum

youtube.com/watch?v=W7sejjBGrH0

I like arbys

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Contender?

Me and my buddy's call these Beef Curtains lol

Gtfo

there's less beef on a cow ffs

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>when there's so much that you have to chew, and a few inches in, find a frothy cluster of bursting warts

op confirmed virgin

You fucking virgins. That's how a vagina should look like. Stop watching too much porn you neckbeards.

i get the horseradish out

Son, you're a faggot.

Arby's We've got the meat!

Just tell her to get the fuck out? Yeah, that.

>Not marrying a beef curtain goddess
Grow up kiddo

>fucking a roastie, ever
like a petri dish of putrescence, a warm, splat of bleeding flesh, strewn with the pathogens of a trillion cocks. Past her fuck-by date. Just remember, If it's a roast, she's toast.

Geeze you got a big pussy
Geeze you got a big pussy

Why’d you say it twice?
I didn’t, y’know cause of the echo..

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That actor died in real life. Not from pussy though.

Dick

>pathogens of a trillion cocks

That would make a great band name.

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why

>Chuck Berry and the pathogens of a trillion cocks
I'd buy it

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>being this much of a virgin

Kids are funny, they don’t know anything but like to pretend they do.

dayum.

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See a little is okay but shit like that is disgusting either you have no standards or your just fucked in the head (almost all of Sup Forums kek)

I'd fuck. First because its s fuck. Second because i would be curious how this feels. Third ITS A FUCK.

one of these could be dangling inches from your sandwiches every day. probably squeezing out a much needed queef while fetching aforementioned sandwich. the horror is real, gentlemen. get your cunts checked now before it's too late, or before you know it, she'll be walking down the aisle with her roastieflaps dragging further behind than her dress.

I'd fugg her. I have an abnormally large scrotum and testes I'm not one to judge.

umm... enjoy eating that roast beef. Are you a fucking faggot or something?

Does this count? OC

idk they look medium rare I don't have word for that

Look like that would feel amazing

This labia infographic is the cringiest most virginfag shit ever to be posted on Sup Forums.

You know large labias having nothing to do with a pussy being beat up right Virgnfag?

Yeah, in the same way uncut men should be branded.

What is Photoshop?

You know that large labias have nothing to do with how many guys she's been with though right?

what gave it away, the fact that there's no publication called the journal of cosmetic gynecology?

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Fuck her fartbox doggystyle

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i love this shit. i genuinely wish i knew why. big/long labia are just really really hot.