/heem/: Cody Garbrandt Edition

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Cody Garbrandt plans on being first 3 division champ:
mmafighting.com/2017/3/30/15117530/morning-report-cody-garbrandt-wants-to-be-the-ufcs-first-three-division-champion-demetrious-johnson

Boxer David Haye offered fight with Jimi Manuwa
foxsports.com/ufc/story/former-boxing-champ-david-haye-claims-ufc-has-contacted-him-about-fighting-jimi-manuwa-033017

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Unchained Edition

Cody wouldn't do shit to neo Aldo

13 seconds

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YES I GOT MY TRIP BACK

IM HAPPY NOW :)

Like a good lil pupper he'll respond to his master

m8 thats pre punished aldo. doesnt apply

>tfw living rent free in h8rs' heads

Like a good degenerate you'll gorge on cheetos

Cody hits harder than Conor

>2017

>schaub is still making the puppets dance

HOW

Good pupper

For me it's Tyron Woodley

is bendy straw a good fighter

PUPPYFAT
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>p-please don't make me suck Schaubs short chubby penis again, I promise I'll be exciting next time

dey still mad

>neo Aldo

lol. He got tagged quite a few times by Frankie despite Frankie doing the exact same straight line movement every single time

That wasn't some outstanding performance even by his standards

WW GOAT

Are we watching UFC 67 on UFC reloaded right now lads?

>That wasn't some outstanding performance
ummm sweetie don't talk about a sport you don't understand xx

I am now.

>that young arriany

hnnng

>hits harder

How many champs has Cody slept? I'm new to the sport. :)

It wasn't. It was probably Frankie's worst performance in years

Cody "No Love" would poopetually poot Pooldo on pooternal pooicide pootch

jesus fuck man i was just a little teen shit when pride was around but looking back at some events it looks so much more badass

the music, the introductions

really wish ufc adapted this style instead of the generic walkouts they have now

People ALWAYS step back when they fight Cody because they don't want his HANDS. People who actually have the gall to step forward and put em up against Cody always get shown No Love but get A LOT of sleep.

As far as I'm concerned he's the greatest fighter who's ever walked the face of Earth. Prove me otherwise!

Tyson griffin is gonna permaheem this New Jersey fuck

There are other promotions that do similar stuff
EFN, Rizin, but I know what you mean. I suppose it doesn't look "professional" which is why we have what we have

you gotta stop replying to that bipolar nerd

Rizin never die

I think so. Dude is so much more jackd than this scrawny east coast twerp.

>that young Bruce

He's going fishing

>*tips acai bowl*

I'm also to young for the pride days but I actually prefer what the UFC has. I can't take the pride entrances seriously looking back on them because it's to similar to wwe

it was fronk's worse performance because of aldo, though

>It was probably Frankie's worst performance in years
Cause Aldo has his number permanently.

uhhhhh no sweetie

>As far as I'm concerned he's the greatest fighter who's ever walked the face of Earth
ray borg

reminder that this is and always will be the greatest walkout in UFC history

youtu.be/QVov2TEYJ8k?t=1m59s

>Cody hits harder than Conor
kek this fucking faggot

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do you guys think schaub has any icey schaubs in his freezer?

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K-Lee goin to the top!

spicy 2bh

Another neck finna get snatched by the mo-town phenom

Why are all the LW GOATS all either asian or part asian?

poor lil white boy

youtube.com/watch?v=dARzJPwfsgo

JOE ROGAN BTFO

Maybe Sweb should look into that

Gracie has no idea how to use proper "Jujutsu" evident by his lack of atemi waza which proper jujutsu practioners use to stun to set up for throws and locks. Jujutsu guys always apply their technique from a standing position that "Guard" BJJ loves so much is a last ditch technique so you can roll backwards back to your feet which the gracies are too fresh to use.

But of course BJJ being an off shoot of judo does not contain atemi waza, proper tachi waza (standing), nage-waza (throwing) or even kanesetsu waza (joint locking evident by the constant arm breaks to themselves). all they got is their guard and rather pathetic new-waza

How do i know this? Im a koryu jujutsu practioner meaning my art 400 years before BJJ was even an idea in someones head already used every technique BJJ claims to have invented, this includes things like the triangle which is known as the sankaku jime.

cheisa is a lanky monster.

sending your pretty little mixed boy in against a humanoid lemur

If you didn't watch it at the time chances are you never saw any of the entrances. What a weird post.

and yet lee STILL has a longer reach lmao

cunts 5'9 and has a 6'5 reach

How does Joe get btfo? Where's the actual proof that this improves your chin? No, a doctor making a theoretical explanation of how it could improve your chin but without empirical evidence is not evidence.

Kevin Lee: 77" reach/ 69" height = 1.116 reach/height ratio

Jon Jones: 84" reach/76" height = 1.105 reach/height ratio

jesus christ

>get new phone
>filters aren't configured
God florida is such a shithole

Shut up. You really just post on here to complain? Life must be a total drag for you.

why do you post here?

Sad h8r

I've been a die-hard MMA fan for 10 years and I'm banned from the UG and Sherdog.

>The only time you can watch any event ever is live
Are you retard?

>and I'm banned from the UG and Sherdog.
shocking

white boi gettin BLACKED

There's literally a button to export your settings
Takes 2 mins

If you're not banned from there you're pathetic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHEVSTANKO BTFO

Damn Tyson Griffin would have been 155 champ if not for Mazzagatti. How many careers has that dude derailed?

xD

>and I'm banned from the UG and Sherdog.
If it were upto me you'd be perma-banned on here as well you creep.

so apparently Rampage weighed in at 253lbs

He's gonna gas so hard

What are the best Carlos Condit fights to watch?

Is Carlos Conduit a meme fighter?

based dada

:)

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The American broadcasts cut almost all of the entrances out due to the copyrighted music. Only Gomi, Rampage and Fedor were the big stars that consistently had their entrances shown on the English broadcasts, and none of them were very WWE like.

>tfw ww goat

>lost to Rory

Just doing a quick survey, who in here thinks 5'9 is short for a man and a 5 inch dick is small? An Argentinian is telling me it isn't because it's the world average for men

>roidry

5'9'' is short
5 inches is average and you watch too much porn you virgin
argentina is not white
leafs are faggots

>Rory lost to Lawler,Condit and Wonderboy
>All who lost to Woodley

Anyone have a link to the old roganwatch videos that the one autist made? It was a bunch of edits compiled for the podcast that make rogan look like either a hypocrite or a homo.

Why so hostile over the dick size, friend?

>lost to Rory

because i have an 8 inch salami but my phimosis is so bad i barely use it
faggot

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Travis lutter is gonna permaheem this huemonkey

You bought yo bitch, to da waffuhut?

Get it cut you idiot

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No guarantees.

Getting knee'd by Ubereem must be the worst feeling in the world