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Cody Garbrandt plans on being first 3 division champ:
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Unchained Edition
Cody wouldn't do shit to neo Aldo
13 seconds
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YES I GOT MY TRIP BACK
IM HAPPY NOW :)
Like a good lil pupper he'll respond to his master
m8 thats pre punished aldo. doesnt apply
>tfw living rent free in h8rs' heads
Like a good degenerate you'll gorge on cheetos
Cody hits harder than Conor
>2017
>schaub is still making the puppets dance
HOW
Good pupper
For me it's Tyron Woodley
is bendy straw a good fighter
PUPPYFAT
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>p-please don't make me suck Schaubs short chubby penis again, I promise I'll be exciting next time
dey still mad
>neo Aldo
lol. He got tagged quite a few times by Frankie despite Frankie doing the exact same straight line movement every single time
That wasn't some outstanding performance even by his standards
WW GOAT
Are we watching UFC 67 on UFC reloaded right now lads?
>That wasn't some outstanding performance
ummm sweetie don't talk about a sport you don't understand xx
I am now.
>that young arriany
hnnng
>hits harder
How many champs has Cody slept? I'm new to the sport. :)
It wasn't. It was probably Frankie's worst performance in years
Cody "No Love" would poopetually poot Pooldo on pooternal pooicide pootch
jesus fuck man i was just a little teen shit when pride was around but looking back at some events it looks so much more badass
the music, the introductions
really wish ufc adapted this style instead of the generic walkouts they have now
People ALWAYS step back when they fight Cody because they don't want his HANDS. People who actually have the gall to step forward and put em up against Cody always get shown No Love but get A LOT of sleep.
As far as I'm concerned he's the greatest fighter who's ever walked the face of Earth. Prove me otherwise!
Tyson griffin is gonna permaheem this New Jersey fuck
There are other promotions that do similar stuff
EFN, Rizin, but I know what you mean. I suppose it doesn't look "professional" which is why we have what we have
you gotta stop replying to that bipolar nerd
Rizin never die
I think so. Dude is so much more jackd than this scrawny east coast twerp.
>that young Bruce
He's going fishing
>*tips acai bowl*
I'm also to young for the pride days but I actually prefer what the UFC has. I can't take the pride entrances seriously looking back on them because it's to similar to wwe
it was fronk's worse performance because of aldo, though
>It was probably Frankie's worst performance in years
Cause Aldo has his number permanently.
uhhhhh no sweetie
>As far as I'm concerned he's the greatest fighter who's ever walked the face of Earth
ray borg
reminder that this is and always will be the greatest walkout in UFC history
>Cody hits harder than Conor
kek this fucking faggot
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do you guys think schaub has any icey schaubs in his freezer?
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K-Lee goin to the top!
spicy 2bh
Another neck finna get snatched by the mo-town phenom
Why are all the LW GOATS all either asian or part asian?
poor lil white boy
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JOE ROGAN BTFO
Maybe Sweb should look into that
Gracie has no idea how to use proper "Jujutsu" evident by his lack of atemi waza which proper jujutsu practioners use to stun to set up for throws and locks. Jujutsu guys always apply their technique from a standing position that "Guard" BJJ loves so much is a last ditch technique so you can roll backwards back to your feet which the gracies are too fresh to use.
But of course BJJ being an off shoot of judo does not contain atemi waza, proper tachi waza (standing), nage-waza (throwing) or even kanesetsu waza (joint locking evident by the constant arm breaks to themselves). all they got is their guard and rather pathetic new-waza
How do i know this? Im a koryu jujutsu practioner meaning my art 400 years before BJJ was even an idea in someones head already used every technique BJJ claims to have invented, this includes things like the triangle which is known as the sankaku jime.
cheisa is a lanky monster.
sending your pretty little mixed boy in against a humanoid lemur
If you didn't watch it at the time chances are you never saw any of the entrances. What a weird post.
and yet lee STILL has a longer reach lmao
cunts 5'9 and has a 6'5 reach
How does Joe get btfo? Where's the actual proof that this improves your chin? No, a doctor making a theoretical explanation of how it could improve your chin but without empirical evidence is not evidence.
Kevin Lee: 77" reach/ 69" height = 1.116 reach/height ratio
Jon Jones: 84" reach/76" height = 1.105 reach/height ratio
jesus christ
>get new phone
>filters aren't configured
God florida is such a shithole
Shut up. You really just post on here to complain? Life must be a total drag for you.
why do you post here?
Sad h8r
I've been a die-hard MMA fan for 10 years and I'm banned from the UG and Sherdog.
>The only time you can watch any event ever is live
Are you retard?
>and I'm banned from the UG and Sherdog.
shocking
white boi gettin BLACKED
There's literally a button to export your settings
Takes 2 mins
If you're not banned from there you're pathetic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHEVSTANKO BTFO
Damn Tyson Griffin would have been 155 champ if not for Mazzagatti. How many careers has that dude derailed?
xD
>and I'm banned from the UG and Sherdog.
If it were upto me you'd be perma-banned on here as well you creep.
so apparently Rampage weighed in at 253lbs
He's gonna gas so hard
What are the best Carlos Condit fights to watch?
Is Carlos Conduit a meme fighter?
based dada
:)
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The American broadcasts cut almost all of the entrances out due to the copyrighted music. Only Gomi, Rampage and Fedor were the big stars that consistently had their entrances shown on the English broadcasts, and none of them were very WWE like.
>tfw ww goat
>lost to Rory
Just doing a quick survey, who in here thinks 5'9 is short for a man and a 5 inch dick is small? An Argentinian is telling me it isn't because it's the world average for men
>roidry
5'9'' is short
5 inches is average and you watch too much porn you virgin
argentina is not white
leafs are faggots
>Rory lost to Lawler,Condit and Wonderboy
>All who lost to Woodley
Anyone have a link to the old roganwatch videos that the one autist made? It was a bunch of edits compiled for the podcast that make rogan look like either a hypocrite or a homo.
Why so hostile over the dick size, friend?
>lost to Rory
because i have an 8 inch salami but my phimosis is so bad i barely use it
faggot
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Travis lutter is gonna permaheem this huemonkey
You bought yo bitch, to da waffuhut?
Get it cut you idiot
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Getting knee'd by Ubereem must be the worst feeling in the world