Congratulations, rookie

Congratulations, rookie.

You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.

Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.

You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.

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hello

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Rolll

FUCK BLACK AND BROWN PLACES AND PLACES WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE DISEASES... SO LIKE ANY PLACE WITH BLACKS AND BROWNS.

FUCK I WAS BLACK OR BROWN

rolio

roll

>yfw CIA used Barry Seal and then threw him under bus.

Do you want that to happen you? If not. Then roll.

The State will protect you.

Shit

bump

rolling

Roll

Rowl

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Try

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Rollering this shiet

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rollerino

Gang gang

Rerolling this shiet

Reroll cause my country is depressing as fuark

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rool

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roll i hope i dont end up with niggers

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Guys with tits dammit

Plz

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Reply.

nop

This post will be

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rolee

sweaty

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Rollerino

Hds

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gay

italy hmm decisions should i reroll

Rolll

Riggityrollity

One reroll

gawipawoo

Roll

rollarino

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Rollzin

reroll

rolo

Time to prove once and for all that Japan is my homeland.

rull

roll

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rell

Reroll

reroll

Rollz

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Rollo

Roil

Rollitup

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llor

y not tho

I hope I get an ok country.

Roll

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roll eeeh

fuck me i have to deal with niggers and aids

Roll

Uhhh no baltics?

Based Luther

r o l l

ROOOL

time to get niggerfied!

Yes sir!

Roll

Fuck my life.

Roll

Shiiet rerolling cause I hate the heat

rol

>south africa
FUCK YES I'M MOUNTING FLAMETHROWERS ON MY OFFICIAL TRANSPORTATION.

fuck it. Roll

rolling

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I got Ethernopia.

Ravioli ravioli

Reroll