Sexiest moment of your life thread

Sexiest moment of your life thread
>Greentext

>Sexiest moment of your life thread

sorted that for you op, you put an arrow > in front of text, hope this helped

happy spooks day

>Be me, just turned 21
>start dating girl from work, she looks young but people vouch for her so fuck it
>go out on a few dates
>shesatotalprude.jpeg
>ready to break up, but its her bday weekend so I decide not to be a dick and wait a few days
>day after her bday, can't ask her age because shes a woman
>watching TV in my bedroom, still have only kissed
>start fishing for her age, asking what she did for progressively older bdays
>tells me about her 16th bday and when she got her car
>car is super new, now I know she's jailbait
>start to freak out, go outside to get something out of my car
>casually tell her "put something on" the TV while I'm gone
>come back in and shes wearing nothing but one of my white button-up collared work shirts
>REALLY start to freak out because I have a naked underaged chick in my bed
>"you said put something on, so I found something"
>hottest misunderstanding ever
>still freaking out
>"sorry if you felt like I was leading you on, I just knew you were older and would get in trouble if we did anything before I'm 17, but we can do whatever you want now"
>always assume age of consent is 18
>my state says otherwise
>best sex of my life with a newly 17 yo highschool 8/10 when I'm 3/4 through college

>At work, regular day
>Text message from wife
>"How would you like a titwank rimjob?"
>Never even touched my hole before
>A lot of yes
>Arrive home shortly before her
>Jump in shower and shave ass
>Wife arrives home
>Undresses and watches me in the shower for a bit
>Gets in and massages my body
>Hands all over ass
>Get out, dry off and get on the bed
>She lays back against the pillow, squirts some massage oil on her tits and rubs them together
>Tells me to stick my ass in her face
>I oblige
>More difficult than it seems, but get some kind of rhythm going
>She's licking away while I thrust between her tits
>Alternating between licking the hole, taint and sucking nuts
>Lets go of tits and starts to finger my ass
>Turn around and stick half my cock in her mouth while she fingers me
>Ready to cum
>Pull out and spray her tits, neck and some of her face in cum
>I roll over while she cleans up
>Sits on my face for a while
We had some fun sex.

>meet sex girl
>put pimm in her pomm
>i'm ejectherlate

>Be me, 23
>Qt 3.14 trap gf, 22, and I are living together in some shithole apartment in our college town
>We're very close and very in love
>One day we both have the day off and decide take a shower together
>It's lovely, not super sexy just enjoying each other's bodies in the shower
>We get out and walk to the bedroom
>It's a lovely early autumn day out and the window's cracked, letting in the fresh air and the noise of the birds
>There's another noise too, coming from upstairs
>Someone is rocking out on their guitar, pretty obvious it's not just someone's speakers turned up too loud, it's actually someone practicing
>We snicker to ourselves at how corny the whole situation is
>Fast forward 10 minutes
>I'm pounding her ass hard and fast to the sound of some dude playing guitar upstairs
>She's moaning in my ear begging for my cum
>I fill her up and we snuggle for half an hour

Life is good, Sup Forums

That's a keeper.

send bob. nice vagine?

god you sound like a total fucking loser. ever notice how when you were in high school some hot chicks here and there would all have older loser bfs? that's literally you.

>her
Wrong pronoun to refer to a dude

I have two.

1, pounding a perfectly sculpted tight ass for about 30 minutes non-stop.

2. Have a big tit bitch ride me for a couple of hours with hot ass tits in my face.

yeah

All because they knew I'm down to kick ass and I don't give a fuck. They sense the heroism

I fucked girls.

They came.

Was sexy.

best sex of your life with a virgin?

>23.
>want to cum inside her but afraid.
> ¿"what if pregnant" and then parents find out.?
>we keep sexing.
>stop and ask her if ok to cum inside.
>she says yes after small talk about it.
>we keep sexing.
>then feel like cumming.
>i am on top. we are hugging. (no kissing.)
>push dick inside as deep as posible.
>cum inside her vagina really hard.
>as it is happening its best best best feeling ever.
>but after cumming feeling goes away and get scared.
>worried about it for weeeks after.
>but she doesnt get pregnant.
>best day ever.

>neckbeard in high school
>girls hate me
>'Their boyfriends are all losers, especially the older ones'
>goes home to wifu pillow
>cries

I jack it everyday at around 1pm.
That's about it.

>be 20
>taking post sex shower with gf
>get boner in shower cuz its hot
>she notices and grabs my hog
>this chick turns around and shoves my cock in her ass

magical

...

This titfuck.

You are the man

Whoah dude, you're pretty awesome.

>be me two years ago
>just started living with gf about a month before, still getting used to having sex whenever as opposed to before when we had to sneak it in
>gf is a waitress, works closing shifts a lot on weekdays, usually gone until late
>one such Wednesday
>gf has been texting me sporadically about how shitty her night has been, rude customers short staff all that shit
>loling to myself while expressing sympathy
>tells me she won't be home late as expected, head off to bed around 11
>around 11:30 hear her come in
>barges into the room while I'm still half awake
>says something along the lines of "I need you"
>before I even really know what's happening she's got her pants off and mine pulled down
>starts riding me really hard, breathing heavily and making other sounds I don't think I had heard at that point
>still has her shirt but I manage to work her tits out of the front
>she goes for less 2 minutes before she cums super hard, keeps going for me to cum which doesn't take much longer
>laying there still inside her while we catch our breath, ask her 'what the fuckity what'
>explains that on top of having a shitty stressful shift, she was also super horny the entire time
>mfw she rushed home just to unload all of that one me
Probably the shortest amount of time we ever spent having sex and easily some of the best I've ever had. She has a nice easy job now so this never happens and I hate it.

Then she's never been REALLY horny for you. What happened is normal when a girl's hot and bothered.

>Have crush on girl
>been hanging out with her for a while but nothing is really happening despite flirting
>she's kind of stringing me along
>at her house with our mutual lesbian girl friend, and another girl who is their friend
>the lesbian and I have slept almost naked (no sex) together a few times, but we've come close. Whole other story there.
>other new girl and I meet and hit it off
>we're all laying on a bed, drinking beer, and watching 90's music videos
>getting late, I'm invited to stay the night
>all 4 of us laying in bed, crush and the les sleeping already
>new girl, slides her hand down to mine
>we're touching each other's hands intimately
>she pulls my hand up under her shirt to her boobs
>she starts breathing heavily
>start rubbing her nipples and massaging her tits
>she gets up, uses the bathroom, then goes into the other empty bedroom
>waiting to make sure the other two are still sleeping
>quietly get up and go to the other bedroom
>we start stripping each other on the bed
>making out, her body is super fit
>she says, "I want you to fuck me."
>instantly thrust in her
>she's really tight and wet
>sex gets pretty rough, she keeps telling me to fuck her harder
>pull out, start fingering her g-spot
>she cums and gushes 3 times
>bed now has a soaking wet spot
>we continue fucking for about 15 minutes
>have to cover her mouth so we don't wake the other girls
>pull out, cumming one of the biggest loads I've seen from my own body
>we clean up, using my shirt to cover the wet spot
>fall asleep together
>wake up for work the next morning, kiss her to wake her and give her my number
>sneak out so the other two girls don't suspect anything

We talked about it later on and she knew that the crush and I had a thing going because they talked about it before. We both felt guilty, so nothing else ever happened. This was a mistake in hindsight, but it's some of the hottest sex I've ever had. None of her friends know still, but I'll tell them if it seems appropriate.

>yfw waitresses are sluts
>yfw she barebacked some server in the walk-in
>yfw she came home and gave you sloppy seconds and got off on it

So basically she was serving some Chad. Got all horny and frustrated. Couldn't fuck him, so fucked you for 2 minutes and thought about Chad the whole time?

>the lesbian and I have slept almost naked (no sex) together a few times, but we've come close. Whole other story there.
Start typing, faggot.

>had a very mild pee fetish probably due to a fucked up thing that happened when i was young
>meet a guy im really into
>had sex a few times with him over the course of the next few months
>one day hes fucking me with my clothes still on, bent me over the couch
>for whatever reason i get reminded by my fucked up brain of what happened when i was a kid
>lose control of my bladder a little and pee myself just a bit
>he notices and thinks i just squirted
>tells me its so fucking hot
>oh...yea
>i push my panties more against my crotch as he fucks me
>pee a little more and hes loving it
>we both cum and by the end of sex my panties are soaked with piss
>mfw this happened for months until i finally told him what happened
>mfw he still gets turned on by it
>found a keeper

lul

...

lol

For most of 2014 my wife and I were swingers. My best friend and his wife had entered the lifestyle shortly before and brought us into it, and then we introduced some other friends. In total we full swapped with three couples and soft swapped with four couples and two single women. It all came crashing down when our original couple, my best friend and his wife, had a very nasty and very public divorce when the swinging turned to cheating. That scared my wife pretty badly and we haven't done it since, although we both talk about going back to it one day. I don't know if we ever will, but for a year, I felt like a king.

Waitresses are fucking stupid.

...

Hot. hot. Wish it was green texted though

>green text
Newfag

Nigger is it the angle or is your penis that crooked?

I wish you'd have been there to tell me this like 10 years ago. My life would have been very different

For some reason, I've had 3 instances of having sex or coming close to having sex with a lesbian.

>have crush on girl, but she's attached to a friend of mine
>they have a rocky relationship
>first date of ours, we almost had sex but she tells me she's "emotionally distraught."
>red flag
>don't know what to do, so I start talking to her (said lesbian) friend about it
>we get really close, sharing stories of past relationships and fucked up things that we've dealt with
>form an emotional bond because we're both dealing with different girl problems
>start staying the night at her house a lot
>she used to date guys, so I know things could possibly happen if we both wanted it to
>one night, go out and party with some other friends in downtown
>at the end of the night, we go back to her place
>we're listening to a song she's in love with, while in her bed
>we talk about making out and she wants to know if I'm good at it
>start making out
>we start grinding against each other through our clothing
>undo her pants and start rubbing her pussy
>start fingering her while we're making out
>she stops making out with me
>tells me that if we keep doing this, she's going to tell my crush that it happened because they're best friends
>i'm left with a fucked up choice with almost no time because crush is on her way home
>tell her that we have to stop, because I don't want to fuck things up with crush.

Much, much later on she did end up having sex with another male friend of ours, so I asked her if she wants try again. A little while after, she decided she's only into women again and now she's happily married to another woman. I'm about to be engaged to my girlfriend, so it all ended well.

Please cock tribute this picture or someone photo shop it. I will pay you

So you're a faggot then?

I took a shit in a hat once.

Total legent

>See goblin chan
>Place balls against picture of it

My donk bends upwards. Girls seem to like it actually, I generally make chicks do cummies

>go to concert with buddy
>alice n' chains & ozzy
> stay for alice, but no interest in fat ozzy
>another friend having get together, so we stop by
>10/10 hottest chick i have ever seen in there, i look like shit and smell like a concert
>drink a shit ton, cuz fuck it...im not scoring tonite
>hottie dissapears (bummer, was at least enjoying looking at her)
>im drunk, fuck it...go to what i know is empty room with spaee bed to pass out
>open door, room dark, hear hottie say "user, is that you?"
>im shitting bricks
>say something to the effect of " sorry...didnt know you were in here, do you nind if i sleep on the floor?
>she says ok
>not even 5 minutes later she says she feels bad and we can share bed
>OH SHIT
>i stumble over and climb in
>yep...shes naked
>she giggled and asks why im wearing clothes
>don't have to ask me twice
>strip off my smelly shit clothes and start to make out
>i stop and apologize for reeking like booze and an ashtray
>she says she likes the way i smell and has been watching me all night
>serious porn scene sex commences
>she was down for just about anything, titfuck blowjob combos, fuck then stop for more blowjob/pussy eating....back to fucking...was getting light when we finally crashed
>next morning two used condoms on floor
>walked her to car, kissed some more
> she did that sexy thing where she delicately slipped her phone number into my hand, said "you better"

Ended up dating her for close to a year, sex was always amazing and often spontaneous, she loved sucking dick as well.

>i miss her, but we had a substantial age difference and wanted different things in life, so we parted as friends


>

How can it be cheating if everyone was all for it?

what kind of hat?

>meeting a girl from my social circle
>she falls in love with me
>completely ignore all signals
>invites me to her bed
>only cuddle with her without touching anywhere all night
>she knows me half a year and never kissed her
>go to a club one night
>she finds out I'm there
>comes and approaches me
>back up instantly without saying a word with a smile
>10 min later a hotter girl who I don't even know the name of is grinding on me
>girl staring at us confused
>turn the hottie around and kiss her for good 2 min in the middle of the dancefloor
>girl leaves
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Prolly hitting that g spot more efficiently

ashley trieb is a swhore 7074974321

>In college
>joined shitty frat to get pussy
>at our annual date party
>girl I bring is notorious whore
>gets drink spilled on her
>walk her home as she cries
>walk up to her room with her
>am fucking wasted
>her very cunty feminist friend walks into her room locks the door
>wut?
>tells me to take clothes off and start fucking her friend
>oh my fucking god
>they blow me together
>take turns pounding them while they eat each other out

There's a lot more to this story but I'm tired of caotcha verifying. In hind sight, it was my sexual peak and I am now in a serious relationship and I miss pounding strange.

About to head into work so I'll make it quick not going to gt.

My ex loved rough sex and I love being dominating so I got her by surprised and ripped her panties off and shoved them into her whore mouth at rhis point she was still very much in shock but her freaking out started to lower until I slapped her and began to violently rub her clip. Picked her up and forced her on the arm of my couch doggy position and began fucking the shit out of her. Every time she moaned she'd her hit. I fucked the hell out of her for about an hour very aggressively afterwards she couldn't walk and was quivering. Best night ever. Just laid beside her chain smoking, got up, railed a roxy30 and went back and started eating her out again cos at this point her orgasms were becoming a bit painful and I wanted to leave my mark in her head. We broke up about 2 years ago, ran into her after moving back and we ended up talking about thay night and how she's tried to her her current to do it and they just don't compete. She is a whore from hell nowadays or maybe always was but I'm glad she still thinks about me when she gets horny, that was my goal. You'll never know that feel unless you successfully burn your name into a bitches brain.

>her

Lmao

> " Sexiest moment of your life thread ...
... >>Greentext " ;

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..... and a complementary packet of paper tissues.

every night when i snuggle with my little sister.
her intimate closeness feels like my dick could explode off in any moment.

ages?

nice

sounds like a neat afternoon

Definitely my favorite post in this thread. All the others are normies, well adjusted people who get to experience sexual satisfaction and compelling relationships. But your post has that sense of innocence that I dearly wish women would still harbor. And yes this sounds autistic as hell but I'd bet anything you know exactly what I mean.

>Be me, 21
>have a bestfriend, girl, 22
>have weird, awesome and open friendship
>shes over at my place
>we drink alot of alcohol
>chat about everything like always
>do weird stuff
>I go get us refills
>she stares at me with a smirk as im coming back to the sofa
>I ask whats up?
>typical " its nothing answer "
>remind her its okay and she can tell me everything
>finishes her drink and opens up the new one
>"I wanna see your cock"
>oddly enough im not surprised because we talk about alot of things and do weird things together
>I tell her its fine since ive seen her naked alot too
>I start to undress
>she laughs while im undressing
>finally naked infront of her
>she says it looks really nice
>also says she wants to see it hard
>I laugh but approve of it
>I tell her to get naked with me so its easier for me to get hard
>she laughs and approves
>gets undressed
>i get rock hard in a moment
>we both compliment each others bodies and just laugh and wonder what the hell we are doing
>we start to touch each others bodies
>not in too sexual way. Just to get a feel
>she says we should totally masturbate
>I agree
>we get on the floor and just look at each others bodies as we masturbate
>we laugh alot too
>after a while I tell her im about to cum
>" Yeah? " she says " You wanna cum on me?" she says with giggle
>never forget those words
>I laugh but say i for sure want to do that
>After a while i shoot a huge load all over her boobs and tummy
>shes laughing and rubbing it all over her
>I watch her finish herself off
>we laugh alot
>we decide to take shower together after a while
>after shower we just continue to drink and stay naked under blankets as we are watching tv and chatting about everything again

>what the fuckity what
underrated post

Girl was probably 18 or 19 and user was probably getting towards mid 20s. He was ready to start chilling in life snd had a job he could stay at. She was wanting college and probably still had that mindset I can do anything like every young adult has. I was one of those raving shit heads for my teens and up to mid 20s and stopped because that's exactly how all the females think and most are dirty hippies and extreme hoes who do too much molly and fuck way too much but the flip side is I was fucked if I went to a show and it was always good cos they've had sex so much it's basically porn material. I had some good times as a young shit head.

>be 24
>having sex with girlfriend at the time
>I’m on top pounding away
>get close to finishing
>she grabs my ass pushing me in further and tells me to cum inside her
>worried about getting her prego but keep pounding anyway
>says she can’t have kids
>nut what feels like a gallon into her
>breakup a few months later
>she has a kid about 2 years later

I’m either lucky or am firing blanks.

oh yes.
have to deal with the cramp-like ache in my ballsack whenever we're in the same room.

I was 23 and she was 31

Best. What happened after? You guys fool around again later?

>best friend and me watching tv
>weekend chillouts nothing unusual, its halloween
>her boyfriend broke up 2 month ago
>have not seen her for a while
>show gets boring so she starts chatting a bit
>tells me shes alright asks what ive been doing
>an hour of chatting and having a laugh together
>quality friends time
>decide to go to sleep, tell her she can have the bed
>while laying on my couch think about her and what she said
>suddenly begin to understand that she has been flirting with me for the last couple hours
>never noticed her as sexual object before
>get up, enter my bedroom where she's still awake
>asks me whats up
>kinda nervous but tell her that she will see
>she starts laughing not believing i meant it
>get up the bed close to her
>start making out
>end up actually pounding her ass
>now upgraded to fuck buddys
>gonna ask her to be my girl when she comes back monday

Honestly we just continued our lives normally and our friendship stayed the same and probably got even better and open. We for sure are even more open about nudity with each other and yes we still fool around but not super often. But if i had to say how often i would say once a month or so

>in hs
>rent an aprt w dad
>landlord has hot slutty daughter
>we become friends and hook up a few times
>one night she gets kicked out for smoking pot
>2am
>tell her she can sleep at my house
>gets naked and hops in bed
>wants to "say thank you" by sucking me off
>literally cover her face in cum
>go to sleep
>wake up to her sucking me off in the morning
>cover her face again
>she cleans up and goes home
>gets picked up by bf 30secs later
>im diamonds again

Got a pic to share?

good luck, my dude

I have quite a few pics but I value our friendship
and respect the hell out of her that I dont want her pics out in the internet

But i would be willing to show some in kik with some censoring. So drop your kik if you wanna see

> Be me 20
> Hot 18 yo gf, really good in bed
> she loved giving me head
> probably sucked 1000 miles dick coz she was so good at it
> one time i was really horny so she did her magic
> dunno what she did but i came so hard that my hole face and half body became numb for a moment
>she still continued
>holyfuck i was in heaven and hell at the same time
> never came so hard in my life
> happened only once so far

throw_away2468

Be 28, going through a tough time with the wife. She moves out. Hanging with my younger brother who is 17. Getting drunk, etc. Asks if he can have his gf and another female friend of his who I knew over for some drinks. Sure, wtf.

17 yr old friend totally down to fuck takes off clothes hops in bed and is ready for fun. Age of consent is 17, say fuck it and pound her into fucking oblivion while my brother is doing the same thing to his gf on the other side of the house.

this is totally taboo. I've known this girl since she was born. I know her parents. She's a junior in HS. Fuck it. A week later she's hopping out of her bedroom window and meeting me down the street so we can go back to my place and do it again.

Seriously nice 17 yr old boobs and a hairless box like a vice. Great times and we never got caught.

>be me
>24
>finished a fairly long contract for major oil and gas company
>shit ton of cash to blow
>me and buddy fly out to cabo
>go to high end strip club/whore house
>never been a guy to pay for it but fuck it im drunk as fuck and high on blow
>pay the ridiculous amount for 2 hours with 3 girls
>pay the guy one of the security guys for another 8 ball
>go in bare back (spent the rest of the trip thinking i had aids)
>banging three gorgeous sluts for two hours
>at one point i got one mounting my face another my dick and from what i could tell another making out with the girl on my face
>its hot as balls and theres sweat rolling off everyone's body
>get two of them to 69 while i fuck the other one
>pull out of the chick and jack it like im trying to tear the fucking thing off for a few minutes then cum
>the other two lick it off her
>got 15 mins left so i just for hell of it get one to play with my floppy in her mouth and clean it off
>felt like i a lived porno scene
>regret doing the blow cause the orgasm was shit and was a pretty sad let down

My cousin hits on me out of nowhere when I'm taking her home one night from the race track. I was instantly erect when she told me she always thought I was hot.

I blew as hard as I could in her cause I knew it was wrong

>be me 12
>older sister 17
>parents on vacation so she's looking after me/the house
>one day playing n64 or ps1 or something
>she comes in and tells me to go out
>refuse
>she offers me $5 to go out
>err ok
>go out but no friends are out so I sneak back to the house after about an hour
>sneak in back door and make my way slowly upstairs
>can hear sister moaning and lots of slapping & banging
>look through staircase railings and see her getting fucked up the wall by some guy I've never seen before
>nervously watch for a few minutes before sneaking back out and sitting outside a gas station for a few hours
>get back home & the guy has gone
>she gives me some shit excuse like she wanted to do homework in peace or something
>never told this story to anyone

>be me
>16
>on holiday in 5 star all inclusive hotel with gf and her parents
>solid 9/10 qt 3.14
>come on period on holiday
>for a week, dont get to give the fucc
>teasing me in bed and everyhitng
>(shared same room)
>finally come off
>pounds hot tight 16 year old body after 1 week of getting cocked teased in the same bed
>come 45098723409732490723 gallons

>be me
>three weeks ago
>fraternity having our hayride
>take some girl I met out on bumble
>figure the worst that happened was I get drunk and she goes back home
>nah fam
>girl matches me on every drink I have while at the bar
>on the ride back to my house she had some wine, still drank
>she puts her hand on my dick and whispers "yeah we're definitely having sex tonight" followed by a kiss
>diamonds until we fucked

>Dating girlfriend that loves to cosplay.
>Very shy and timid in bed.
>Sex life is pretty vanilla.
>Kind of boring.
>Go to Anime Revolution 2015.
>She's wearing a pretty revealing costume.
>Guys are constantly hitting on her.
>Head to after party.
>There's this guy that's hitting on her particularly aggressively.
>He buys her drinks.
>Us three are chatting.
>He talks about going back to his hotel room to chill.
>We go to his place.
>Talk for a bit and start playing truth or dare.
>The guy is daring my girlfriend to do some pretty kinky shit.
>Flash him, letting him grope her, grinding against him, etc...
>Girlfriend is kind of creeped out but does it anyways because she doesn't want to lose.
>Starts to ask her weird questions too.
>Questions like if she ever been in a threesome or DP.
>I know where this guy is going.
>Girlfriend tells him no.
>He asks her if she wanted to try.
>She shakes her head and tells me she wants to leave.
>I'm curious to see where this goes so we stay.
>"I dare you to give me a blowjob"
>Gf is hesitant but I urge her to do it.
>She does it.
>Gives him the most sloppiest blowjob I ever seen.
>I'm actually turned on by this.
>I join in too.
>All three of us start having sex.
>Spit roasting my girlfriend in her cosplay.
>Never realized there was this kinkier side to her.
>He asks if he can fuck her ass.
>Liberally no one has ever fucked her ass before.
>Not even me.
>Girlfriend says no but I tell him to go for it.
>We DP the fuck out of her.
>He busts a load into her ass while I cum inside her.
>She would never let me cum inside her without a condom before.
>We sleep over at his place and leave the next day.

I've been sharing my girlfriend with random guys at different conventions ever since then.

Topcuck

I'm similar man, not that of an angle, but close enough.

>Be 17ish
>We had a party at my girlfriends place
>Drink and party til morning
>Girlfriend ends up passed out in the guestroom
>I end up next to two of her good friends, they are both hot
>I've already banged one of them
>Make a move on the blond friend who likes it
>We are drunk so I stick it in her pretty quickly
>Friend is just laying there next to us rolling her eyes
>I grope on dark haired friend but she wasn't really into it
>Blond tells me she is not on the pill (I'm raw dog)
>Put her on her stomach and put it in her ass
>I know this sounds unbelievable.
>Omg I'm cumming soon
>Dark haired friends asks "Is he fucking you in the ass?"
>That was what turned me on most about that whole encounter. It was the brunettes contempt for her friend ones she realized she had just let me fuck her ass without even asking twice and in their friends bedroom.
>Cum, pull out.
>Pass out in victory daze.

The parole board got me into this halfway house and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much.

Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.

I have trouble sleeping at night. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.


Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.


I doubt they'll kick up any fuss.
Not for an old crook like me.

>24 years old
>girlfriends uncle died
>didnt know the guy but I get dragged along
>halfway through the thing I go to use the washroom
>her other aunt (not the one who's husband died) is out there
>talk and flirt for a bit
>trying hard to be respectful towards the venue
>she says something like "shame we had to meet here"
>brain shuts off
>walk around the corner, leading her by the hand
>plant a kiss on her lips, she reciprocates immediately
>before I know it, I have her bent over the bathroom counter, her blouse pulled down, tits bouncing as I rail her from behind
>thinking about how completely wrong this is made me pull out and came all over the floor
>we compose ourselves and go back into the funeral seperately
>even after gf broke up I continued to see her aunt for a few years

Pic very related, it's exactly what it felt like that day

Holy shit, that's blasphemous as fuck
You'll go to hell

>be me 28
>married to sexy wife, but she no want fucky after kiddo
>spend my days wackin' it to B and other porns on the webbo
>rosey palm getting old though
>beg wifey to unlock the legs for me
>no go
>start getting low
>start thinking of divorce, though love wife and kiddo
>wife's BFF visits from Boston
>haven't seen her since uni
>she's lots of fun, a bit chunky but super haha's are had
>one night wife, BFF and user are hanging drinking and smoking
>convo gets around to sex
>it comes up that wifey no longer wants to bang
>wife a little embarassed, but honest
>basically tells BFF that her sex drive is gone after kiddo
>BFF turns to me and asks, "user, how's that for you?"
>I'm honest too...
>I say it sucks and is causing me depression
>BFF, says I'm sorry you guys, maybe counseling?
>we play it off and say it will get better
>smoke a little more herb and then head off to bed
>BFF curls up on the couch
>fast forward a couple of hours, middle of night
>I'm munchie from the weed, and wife is passed the F out
>I get up to go get some chips from the kitchen
>I have to walk by the couch where BFF is sleeping to get to the kitchen
>as I creep by, I notice that BFF has kicked off the blanket and is only in panties on the couch
>huge boobs, perfect nipples, lace panties, milky white skin
>Oh damn batmans, this shit is real
>insta-bone!

>it's dark but she left the TV on so the blue light from the TV has got her all lit
>dick is diamonds, I gotta handle this motherfucker
>i creep behind the kitchen island where i can still see her and pull out wang
>too hard to jack it through boxer fly, so I drop 'em
>commence stroking
>staring and titties and spread legs lace covered pussy
>I've got a good roll going and can feel my balls building
>almost there, when... "user, is that you?"
>oh fuck BFF sees me!
>quickly stop and go to pull up boxers
>"don't do that user, come over here"
>uh duh, der, huh, what?
>"come here"
>I'm so horny and so in shock at getting caught, I'm like what the fuck
>walk over to BFF fully naked, now half hard (scared my wang a bit)
>BFF sits up on her elbows and looks at me
>"were you wanking to me user?"
>um, er, uh, yah, I guess... so sorry so sorry
>"no worries user, I'll bet you're horny as fuck"
>yah, pretty much
>"want me to finish that for you?"
>um, er, uh, what about wifey?
>"she'll be fine, I'm doing this for her too"
>ok
>BFF sits up, huge titties in full view looking amazing
>she grabs ahold of my wang and starts to stroke it
>I stay soft though
>whatthefuck.jpg
>"you scared user?"
>a little

>she starts to massage my balls
>then sucks my half hard cock right into her mouth
>holyfuckingshiz.gif
>it feels so warm and wet and good
>I finally start to get hard again
>growing in her mouth
>"mmm, there you go user"
>diamonds again
>she grabs my ass and pulls me into her mouth
>I'm down her throat
>feels good man
>start to pump in and out of her throat
>she gags a little
>so fucking sexy, that just makes me fuck her face harder
>I look down and see that she's got her hand in her panties, rubbing her pussy
>oh fuck! that's a turn on as fuck
>I start pounding her tonsils
>I can feel my load building, so I push back her head a little to let her know
>she grabs my ass harder and muffles, "uh uh" and hold me tight
>okthen.jpg
>I blast a load of 10 thousand days down into her throat
>she gags as fuck and pulls my dick out of her throat but still in her mouth
>I continue to let loose
>cum is spilling out her mouth
>I'm still going
>she pushes me back and my dick out of her mouth
>still cumming I get more on her face and tits
>uuuuggghhhh, I finally stop
>"daaaaaaaauuumn, user, you've been saving that one haven't you?"
>yah, sorry
>"no worries, that was hot, and you taste good"
>"will you get me a towel?"

I bet the uncle would have been cool about it.

you better be typing out part 2, storyfag

>be 16
>go skiing with friend
>friend is a girl
>heavy snow starts, can't get back to lodge
>come across a small cabin
>wait out worst of snow
>have to huddle together to keep warm
>her hand ends up in my lap
>she giggles and we start kissing
>end up fucking her without a condom
>cum inside her

that was me when I was 14
get your bitch on the pill

>tfw wingman from behind the grave

>Be 26
>On a new year party with gf
>Party is in a house inawoods
>I'm mixing drinks in the kitchen
>Suddenly gf bff walks in, they're friends since kindergarden
>she looks fucking distraught
>my fedora turns on, and I ask what happened, what I can do to help
>she's a qt, but totally not my type, no tits, no ass, really, really blonde
>I learn that her brother somehow invited her ex to the party, and he did some shit
>Dont remember, but it was some remark, some wierd touch
>Add alcohol to that and you have causal female hysteria
>I'm the stoic type, so I tell her he just wanted this to happen, and that best thing she can do is to dont think about it, and have a good time
>I convince and calm her down over the next 10 minutes
>At the end she just says sorry and hugs me and starts to cry into my shirt
>I just stand awkwardly and pat her back while shes letting the emotion flow on my shirt
>Then my gf enters the kitchen, wondering wtf is taking me so long
>At first she's kinda shocked, then worried when she notices her bff is crying
>some short explenation later all is clear, my gf even tells her to take her time, takes her drink and walks out
>after some more time she calms down totally, thanks me and we come back
>rest of the party was really good, it kinda felt like I had 2 dates, my gf and her bff
>sometime during the party my gf tells me how great it is I can be such a support for her friend.
>after the party, some people go back, we have our room
>obv. things get frisky and start fooling around
>gf blows me, gives me a tittyfuck for a while, then I start playing with her
>she's usually really wet, but this time she's literally flooding
>I just push 2 fingers in her, move twice, and she cums for the first time, pushing a pillow into her face
>I decide to check how many times I can make her come
>she's super sensitive this night, I just rotate between her G point and clit and she cumms like 5 times in 10 minutes

one more after this

>It's a lovely early autumn day out and the window's cracked

What are you a faggot?

While wet with no lube?
You must be a virgin, water is actually terrible lubricant

Can someone please greentext this?