I wast to make breakfast but idk wut to make, suggestions and recipe

i wast to make breakfast but idk wut to make, suggestions and recipe

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-bacon
-eggs
-pancakes

You're welcome.

to basik

Try mine
Ingredients:
>Nicotine
>Caffeine
>Whatever the fuck's in the fridge

>coffee
>cigarettes
>suicidal thoughts

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Milk/sugar?

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it aint even november yet

Home fries my guy!!
Potatoes
Bell peppers
Onions
Bacon or ham
Put some sunny side up eggs on that bitch
Drown it in cheddar cheese and saracha and your good to go

make bagels:
mix flour, salt, and baking powder.
about as much baking powder as salt, and don't make it toosalty.
add water till it's dough like in consistancy but not too wet.
form tori.
boil till it doesn't look like dough.
bake till it's not doughy inside.

You sound like someone who wakes up more than an hour before work

yep

Go to McDonalds

How does one do it? Teach me your ways morning bird

Make the potatoes on the weekend and keep them in your fridge.
All you have to do in the morning is cook the eggs

it starts off with getting an afternoon shift
and cocaine

I'll actually try it, thankful chants are being sent to you through the electro magnetic waves.
>Afternoon shift
I wish

4 Eggs...., Scrambled...., Mixing-In LOTS Of:
- Sharp Cheddar Cheese
- Cooked Sausage (Crumbled)
- Pan-Fried Potatoes with Chopped Onion
Plus..., on the side:
REAL Belgian Waffle (NO fake or frozen shit)...., with:
- REAL Butter
- Maple Syrup
(Real men own a Waffle Iron.)

The above is exactly what I had 2 hours ago.
I call it the "Heart Attach Special".
Shit was cash.

pineal gland and lips

Didn't mean to reply to myself

R U me?

so i got eggs potatos, steamd brocoli, ham and pancake mix
ima make an omlet w/ sautade potatos and pancakes, but suggestions are still open

see

>eat ass

Are you me?

Waffles with jalapenos

Oh man...., that's waffle rape.

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i suggest you make some bacon

by the way also bacon

...yes

>Haloweeen Candy makes pretty good breakfast

>waking up late in the morning.
ew, how awful.
I'm up 3 hours before I eat, usually.

My breakfast:
shredded chicken up, removed skin and place to side, in to frying pan with red onion and spring onion sliced finely at med-high.
After 5 minutes of casual stirring, add soy sauce, BBQ sauce, turmeric, cayenne and chinese five spice, stir until it is all coated, leave for 2 minutes. Put rice on while this was cooking, just like 3 large spoons worth. (2 minutes~ pre-cooked)
Once that is done, put in to tub to side, throw in some sliced carrots, radishes, bell peppers and the chicken skin from earlier. Fry that up for 5 minutes too.
While that is frying away, put some corn on to cook, takes 5 minutes in microwave.
Remove the veg, add oil, turn frying pan off, add an egg. The latent heat will cook it. Also put the corn in at the side to fry it up a bit.

Rice down, chicken mix on top, other fried veg at side, place egg on veg mix, slice open.
At side, a couple pieces of cheese-embedded bread lightly toasted and buttered.
Hour to eat it, no hurry here.

true

so wut i did was first whisk 2 eggs and then chop up some ham and steamed brocoli, once thet was done i set up the pan to medium heat and let the cooking oil simmer in there, meanwhile start choping up the potato and with another pan do the same thing, then dump the potatos in there and start swivling it around, get the whisked eggs and pour them in the other pan, one you know that the bottom of the egg is cooked then dump in the ham, brocoli and cheese. put himolyan pink salt and ground black pepper in the potatos and mince some fresh rosmary and add it to the potatos. (this is op)

Cum in grits

google blue waffles its a seasonal treat

oh yea and add lemon pepper to the potatos (this is op)

Quaaludes rancheros!

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Leftovers? Again??

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I would love to visit McMurdo base.

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Is that a log?

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3 fucking hours... Do you go to sleep at like 7 pm??

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Nope, 1am.
I'm one of those genetic freaks that don't need much sleep.

you autist

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Fuck man, i'm actually jealous

Enjoy your shit-tier McDonalds breakfast.
Enjoy your body breaking at your mid-30s permanently.

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the jokes on you autist. i haven't eaten mcdonalds since the '90s. i just turned 41, i cycle over 200 miles a week, and have been for over a decade so, i don't think i'll break down before you, weaktits.

It's not all too good though.
Despite the non-need for a lot of sleep, said mutation doesn't make up for other parts of the body, like the eye lids...
My eye lids are perma-dark.
Look like some mad alcoholic.

It's also finding things to do without being bored, which is why I started doing this mad flexi-schedule thing to organize time loosely so I am generally doing something productive, even if it is just fun.
This year alone I've learned 10 odd skills.

Seems you already have brain damage.
>he fell for the fit-freak meme

egglmao

>he fell for the fit-freak meme
says the guy who posted that autistic shitfest routine of a breakfast
wrong again. i still party like i'm in my 20's and eat whatever i want. but whatever, go fuck yourself.

lmao, stay mad cunt.
Hope you enjoy your muscle dystrophy.

Imagine being mad at someone capable of making breakfast.
That's some Sup Forums tier shit.

Make biscuits and sassage gravy

Look at this guy. He doesn't even know how stupid he looks.

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Tentacle beastiality is real nigga

>enjoy your muscle dystrophy
what are you fucking retarded?
not mad, on the contrary your chromosomal surplus is mildly amusing, kid.

You mad, faggot?

So your legs and shit are permanently tired too?
What skills did you learn?
Am i talking to a mutant?
Is your grandfather from Chernobyl?

I believe that the circlejerk you are looking for is here:

Nice dog

>doesn't know over-exercise causes micro-scars on muscle tissue that cause serious dystrophy on the latter 30% of your life.

lmao
Exercise isn't magic. The human body has limits.
Protip, "pushing your limits" isn't natural.
Go look at human hunters in the wild and see if they are ultra fit freak cunts.
They are just above average at best.

It's a cat, you absolute retard

Haha u mad whit boi? Kys

200 miles a week is not over exercise, it's commuting, you pussy.

Cereal

I mean't sleeping dude, do your legs and arms and shit feel permanently tired?
Sounds like not having to sleep is a pretty cool, tubular, radical and gnarly, like, totally bitchin' advantage my dude.

Eat fruits. Animal products are unhealthy and humans are frugivores.

creationislove.com/humans-are-frugivores-were-designed-to-eat-mostly-fruit/

fake and gay the second picture has 3 yolks

>They are just above average at best
given the number of obese, i feel like they'd be a good amount above average.

Nice, tasty breakfast thread morphs into evangelical health and fitness thread with fanatical, religious fervor.
Why??
Because this is what Sup Forums has become.
Nothing but radicals and extremeists for their particular, stupid cause.
The lulz have died.

Oatmeal porridge.

Depends.
if you feel burn in your legs, it is over-exertion.

The more exhaustive exercise you do in a week, the more time it takes off your maximum life, and worse, the more of a FIT life it takes off you.
More than 3 hours a week is over-exertion.
It's at that point that permanent damage is done to muscle fibers, vein linings and other organs.
This is the bit that affects your average fitness over life.
The damage caused by oxygen is worse overall, which is what takes the maximum age down because of straight DNA damage from oxidization.
There is one way that is actually being researched in that avenue, watercress seems able to prevent considerable damage from oxidants while not compromising the immune systems use of super-oxides.

wat

Nope.
I myself actually over-exercise.
I'm a mad hypocrite :^)