Open your car door and see her waiting inside. Wwyd

Open your car door and see her waiting inside. Wwyd

"Ma'am, how did you get in my car? I'm calling the police."

Turn 360 and walk away.

She better have her shorts unbuttoned and unzipped, a hand in her panties masturbating, or I am kicking her ass out of the car!

Wait a few more years till its legal, cause I'm a lamefag.

if you turn 360 degrees you would go into her you fuckin idiot

> being this new

Finger fuck her ear.

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Lol

Realize I'm in the wrong car because it has more than two seats.

Not my car, I wouldn't buy such a gay purple shirt like the one behind her

She’s 18 and legal

as opposed to 18 and not legal

Start licking her inner thighs immediately and see where it goes

Make her a milkshake served from my cock. Then force her to drive me across the US to sweet home Alabama. That would take us approx. 16 hours. We would listen all the time to sweet home Alabama at max. While she drives she has to close one eye constantly and comb her hair. After we arrive I will let her walk on a landmine. Captcha; taxi liberta

Make her lick her feet and armpits while I stroke, then have her give me a rimjob before throating me and busting her face, making sure she wipes it all up and eats it.

You get home and this is saying hello, what do?

I'd enter the tardis u know wuttam sayin

hold her there while i fuck her tits

>quickly get in close door drop chilli farts
>proceed to general escape plan
>all is win smile oddly from her windows

>Newfags detected

Wow! What a cool guy! I bet that's what you would do LOL XD!!

Cont...

>I'd then climb under car singing maroon 5
>"when it gets cold out side and you've got nobody to love is their anybody out there its getting harder and harder to breath"

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Bullshit!

I'd say "Ass, grass, or gas, bitch!"

Kek