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2017

>still putting fruit paste on your root sticks instead of fatty egg cream

What’s wrong with you?

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I like them dry.

Oh mamma

>fruit paste on your root sticks

I prefer egg cream to fruit paste but calories are too much.

Dutchfag detected

>patat orloog is toch heel lekker

I like the extra acidity. The store bought mayonnaise (that you get at most pommes frites vendors) is simply lacking vinegar

>fruit paste on your root sticks
nigga you just won an internet from me. that's gold.

Why not try new Diet Fatty Egg Gel for the health conscious root connoisseur?

I mix fruit sauce with the egg paste to make fancy sauce.
Then I dip my root rods in the fancy sauce like a civilized human bean

I am liking this thread.

Have you tried vinegar slips? If you’re on the go it’s a must have!

Only commies and mongoloids mix pure white fatty chicken abortion dip with horrid red jam

Gets the mouth a-waterin and the arteries a-cloggerin

Somebody better screen shot this shit. I love /b

There’s only one thing I put on my roots and that’s a big slab of American whiskey

Or if the delicate tang of the eggy porridge won’t cut it then maybe kick things up a notch with new gook gloop a spicy alternative for the adventurous at heart!

I'm not from a gay country. Europeans are inherently low test because all of their decent genetic ancestors moved to America to put ketchup on fries instead of imitation cum.

Everyone knows that the most American thing to put on your roots is some midwestern slop aka ranch dressin

Throw some pork on there too

>flyovers are actual americans
You really need to stop pretending you have anything to contribute.

Ranch is like 50% Mayonnaise so you Amerifats aren't any better than us.

Mayo with some parsley sprinkled in
>choice af

people that like mayo should be summarily executed

also, ITT: samefag

White substances aren't inherently mayo based, you dense subhuman.

Mama Mia! Hava you notta hearda of Giovanni’s famous apizza frysa??

Look into how Ranch is made, you just lived up to the stupid American stereotype. Well done, yank.

Just incase you're too stupid to spell Mayonnaise here's the link

foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/homemade-ranch-dressing-recipe-1925765

Wow what an aggressive stance on such a lovely treat
Perhaps you should try some mellow mayo?

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I work in a kitchen where we make our own mayo and it definitely is mostly mayo
But you’re right about everything using mayo
Just putting my two cents in

>Look into how Ranch is made
>in this one recipe
It's so cute when non-American subhumans try and pretend that all the brain genes didn't emigrate generations ago. No wonder we run the planet and you don't, effeminate.

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Back in the 90s my sister called this cum fries.

>phone poster
I might just as well ask a downy for input.

Fuck, where we make ranch not mayo

best sauce

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> Unwilling to do research which will prove him wrong and that Ranch is in fact, majority Mayonnaise.

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Ew wtf

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>not lea & perrins
Stupid poor person.
>doesn't even know how to greentext properly
>trying to argue with americans on a site only for americans
>doesn't realize that ranch recipes that call for mayo consist of less than half mayo
>is a stupid subhuman whose life won't amount to anything because his ancestors are fools who weren't smart enough to join the winning team
You're basically human garbage and wrong. Go back to whatever site your failed country created, mayoqueer.

i like sriracha on my fries

i'm from reddit

>no peanut sauce
>no ketchup, mayo and onion
>no curry
god its liek youre not evne trying

This site isn't for non-whites, Pajeet.

Potatoes are stems not roots you fucking retard

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> thinks Sup Forums is only for Amerifats
> doesn't understand characters and words need a space in between them
> thinks ranch has no mayo
> thinks euros are all shit except probably has never gone outside of the united states of diabetes

curry as in what germans use on currywurst

Currywurst is shit. Who puts dry curry powder on food?

>failing to greentext after being told his mistake
>reaction images after 2010
>retarded and thinks that something which has a larger proportion of something other than mayo is mayo based
>doesn't think because all his ancestors which were capable of that left generations ago
>has to go to other countries because his isn't the place to be
Again, you're basically human garbage and wrong. Go back to whatever site your failed country created, mayoqueer.

Salt and pepper have always been good enough for me. Pepper's important.

Do you dip white bread in a glass of water too, you bland fuck?

> assuming someones gender.
> I'm an oldfag unlike you. Hence old reaction images.

keep trying faggit, you're just upset that you Americans are terrible at internet arguments and too easy to lead along because of your lacking intellect.

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>assuming someones gender
Fag. There are no girls on the internet.
>I'm an oldfag unlike you. Hence old reaction images.
Yet you don't know how to greentext properly. Protip: All the oldfags grew out of reaction images and maymay posting years ago. It's total cringe and the mark on newfaggot reddit refugees who got here after 2010.
>you're just upset that you Americans are terrible at internet arguments
The only reason you're on this site is to be noticed by your American overlords.

Top kek

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>tfw just realized foreigners don't have Tatarka
it is basically a mayo with just the right amount of vinegar and some herbs

>>ofcourse I know how to greentext
You have bored me, I shall take my superior intellect to other boards.

I don't like vinegar, can I just get a non-vinegar version?

>I shall take my superior intellect to other boards.
Better be Sup Forums or /bant/. Those are the only ones you subhuman animals belong on.

Motherfuckers in this thread getting riled up over some goddamn condiments
No wonder America is so divided

Sure. Just turn in your man card.

Well for starters I'm not Belgian.

Fuck off back to /ck/ with the other metrosexuals.

lemon or chopped pickles

Maybe a small amount on my mushy peas but I don't like it as a condom ant

I’m American but I have Belgian heritage
Guess that’s why I like mayo on my fries

That sounds good, lemon is nice. and pickles are good

Isn’t that called tartar sauce?

I saw this and am planning to make one sometime next week. This is the only thing I'm looking forward to atm ;_;

*condom mint

*condom aunt

>root sticks
It's not a root, it's a tuber.
Also i eat them with seed paste and bee vomit.

yea, but every country has more of less different recipes

Well, that explains a lot about your sister.

It's not a tubah.

I'm gonna need some more information on this one.

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So vinegar and onion then?

>european cuisine

Try new spicy immigrant cock seasoning

Dunn's River is Jamaican - so it'll be black cock