Dubs decide what I say next

Dubs decide what I say next.

Back story... I found this guy on a Craigslist ad and added him for the luls.

Ask if I you give him a bj is it free

Being honest I need an O, but I need it bagged up in 28 little baggies so I can make some money off it, I’ll give you $70

I need an O, but I need it bagged up in 28 little baggies so I can make some money off it, I’ll give you $70

i have videos me and my brother fucking pigeons are you interested

I need an O, but I need it bagged up in 28 little baggies so I can make some money off it, I’ll give you $80

I need an Ounce, but I need it bagged up in 28 little baggies so I can make some money off it, I’ll give you $70

right now i make diamond that are goin for a dime a quarter if you got a slap i can do about a large

500

right now i make diamond that are goin for a dime a quarter if you got a slap i can do about an extra large

500

i'd like to buy all of your highest quality stems

Two

I need 30 grams, but I need it bagged up in 30 little baggies so I can make some money off it, I’ll give you $85

Roll

3 please

How much do you have? I'm considering giving it out to kids for Halloween.

About one please

A nice peddle pilly, or a firking stock please

Nein

Is the first one free? I'm aware I'll be hooked afterward.

One of your finest marijuanas please

12. Would you take payment in the form of homemade incest porn?

Two and a half please

I turned myself into a pickle

I want all that you have

BOING

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Geeeeeaaaaaaaar

He's right you know.

I'M PICKLE RICK

I need 1 ounce. I will trade you 1 of many spare animals that I keep. You will choose to have which animal! Great deal for you!

DUBS FAGGOT