This thread is for Ameribros and Russbros only

This thread is for Ameribros and Russbros only.

A World empire will be born under the political idea of Caesarism.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesarism

The US and Russia suits nowadays the best description of Casarism. No one will be able to stop this world power.

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Whenever I ask Russians about the idea of our countries becoming allies and a single superpower they tell me that they hate my government and because of the politics in both countries we'll never unify for anything.

I think it's more likely for us to be all enslaved by a China-India coalition than being by Russia and the US

Пpeзидeнт Trump пpивeдeт нaши cтpaны к дpyжбe!

>based off ww2 movies
Most gommie-produced movies are based on fake events, by the way. Recently peedorashkas were about to film a story about famouse "21 vatniks kicking german butts" (there are streets named after them even!) dedicated to local Vets Cult. So they grabbed historical documents but only found out what this story was written by cheap gommie reporter to motivate more Ivans to die and save rations.

Did you know that Russia send over their navy ships to help you against the Brits?
Russia and US were once allies during your founder's era. It can happen again.

Hopefully smelly Chinese rat shill doesn't come here.

>superpower
Russia is weak and dying cuntree, you dummkopf.

Eurabia will become the designated shitting country

t. self-hating liberal beta

>Russia send over their navy ships!
>all three!
Main problem is what Russia do not have navy ship. Two or three semi-abandoned soviet attempts, maybe.

Yes we can rule jointly, and we will.

Mummie will be our leader. Even though she's Russian, everybody can unite as one with the help of mummie.

It's for the best.

The US doesn't want, nor does it need Russia

I don't know why you keep making these threads

You fucking retard, I was talking about the the US revolutionary war when Russia send their strong navy.

MUMMY WANT CUMMY

But she is of khokhol nationality.

Damn stupid RT watching burgers...

[flag of rareness]

By the way this is now a mummie thread.

All for a US-Russia alliance. We've served the interests of humanity more than any other nations in history, combined, in just a short amount of years. We have a mutual interest in preserving our cultures, with specific attention to white culture. There's no reason we should ever be at odds, aside from Zionist pandering from the West, which is slowly growing to a trickle. Despite what our leaders say, we love and respect our Russian friends. Thank god for threads like this.

She has the russian ethnicity now. Why so mad?

Our nukes and army still great. But,yeah, our society and government becoming truely authoritarian shithole and total kleptocracy. It is corrupted and dont give a shit about people.

Stalin was from Georgia but you still let him be in charge.

Mummie would take care of us.

Mummie want cummie in tummie.

Only a Brazilian third worlder would think India is capable of shit. They can't even afford toilets you dipshits.

an extra batch of horseporn for russians then

>army still great
Take a look at rusty army again.

The U.S. and Russia are like oil and water. We have different interests, different allies, different culture and the whole NATO thing makes the Russians dislike us more. The two Countries are untrusting rivals, not quite enemies.

Actually, they put in toilets throughout the land at great expense but they forgot to tell the locals to poo in, and not worship, the loos.

Not even joking.

I think it's possible. I welcome the idea of a US-Ruso alliance. Think of how much power we would have over the EU and the rest of the world. No one could stand up to us.

Well that is even worse then lol. Dumb fucking curry merchants.

No, never legally left Ukrainian citizenship. And thus she will be prosecuted there.

The one Russian I've known who was a theater professor I had, was pretty damn based, so my opinion of you guys is pretty good thanks to that. The only Americans that hate Russia are inbred rednecks in the south.

time to divide europe again between us like in good 'ol times.

>different
This doesn't mean we can't get along again.

But she won't and that makes you mad. Natalia is pretty based. Unlike self-hating liberal scum like yourself.

What happened in past has very little to do with present. Sweden used to be an empire, look at it now.

Besides that point, despite the huge amount of natural resources available and not caring about being "green" the country it's so corrupt and mismanaged that it's dirt poor. A wealthy country like USA stands nothing to gain by allying with Russia.

Trump is about to get elected and there's nothing you can about a Russia-US friendship. Obvoiusly a latvian would oppose that.

> thinks america is wealthy
> hasnt heard of debt clock

Putin always stays super far away from the new leaders, does anyone have the photo of them all walking with the Queen and crowding her and Putin is like seven feet away?

Make Europe Great Again!

>she will be prosecuted there
LOL the level of delusion you have cultivated is stellar.

Tell us more about the joint Putin / Poklonskaya trials, are they to be held next week?

When we come to power, we will do extraditions at very first days as part of peace accord with Ukraine.

>has the russian ethnicity now
I guess this frogger is under proxy.

>it's dirt poor
Russia has no debt. They are in better shape than almost every other nation.

Yes they are slightly poor but not, say, Latvia-tier poor.

More like Polack, I guess.

Bumping for restoration of Orthodox Monarchy

>We
LOL ukraine has as much power as Ghana right now.

>Putin is like seven feet away
And five feet high, LMAO.

>peace accord with Ukraine
No such country user.

Kiev will see black-suited men appear all over the place one day and the next you'll be Russia again.

This will happen the day after Trump takes office, and with his blessing.

What happens happens. There's absolutely fuck all I can do or anyone can do if Russia decided to pull Crimea on us. I doubt that NATO would come to our rescue regardless of Russias relationship with USA.

Relative to Russia it sure is wealthy.

delet this

But only in the head of the Court.

Let's colonize mars.

Luv you japs

>Latvia is wealthy relative to Russia

Hello SUV

wow, looks like Europe wants to be penetrated from both sides...
How progressive!

Nice try,

Putin isn't 5 feet high that's a NATO funded lie

USA minimal wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimal wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimal wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

>RUSHKA STRONG!!11

We'll have ourselves a nice spit roast that's for sure.

The EU's finished when Trump gets elected.

I'm sure if you mean this one?

We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.

>minimal wage
Minimum wage is for high school kids, wetbacks, and niggers user.

We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable.

Yeah that's the one

That's because he is actually a wetback. (and a self-hating liberal)

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents.

Look at those brown scumbags laying their hands on the queen.

In the old days Britain would have gone to war to correct such a terrible breach of manners.

>Americans
>Russians
>not the very essence of the avaricious mentality that has gotten us into this mess to begin with
>implying your two countries uniting to save the world wouldn't mark the beginning of the end for civilization

Not this guy again

Can't wait for Trump finally to ally with Putin

youtube.com/watch?v=F296TTGw2WI

He also knows how 100% fucked he is.

Shouldn't have hitched his wagon to shillary and merkel, now he will pay the price.

youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

That sounds absolutely terrifying and dystopian. I'd get out if you can.

kekked hard

Anyone else pity that self-hating dude? He basically blames his neet life on the government.

Virtually any cunt is more wealthy than Africa-tier Russia.
Even Gabon.

Joke about Snowy Nigeria is no longer actual.

>pity
The whole world knew how evil shillary was, anybody teaming up with her deserves to be given AIDS and then gassed.

Kiev will be better off as it was in the old days, a sparking gem in the SE of Russia.

And it will be once all the loser commie pro-EU faggots are given 'sanctuary' as 'refugees' in Germany with the niggers they love so much.

But he's telling the truth, you midget lover.

Certain Russian values would save America from liberal retardation.

Hey buddy guize it's that German who is pretending that his superior enlightened country isn't falling apart.

Every time I think it could be grim, I look at my town, county, and state and think, shit, at least we're not in Germany.

Oh god are you one of those retards that cosplays as the Roman Empire and shit

novaroma.org/nr/Main_Page

It's seriously one of the most autistic things since Sonic was invented

$19,268,900,000,000

Yeah, I bet you know more about the reality of living in Russia than an actual Russian.

They are just lazy uneducated NEETS.

Russians and Americans are very alike, they just act like bad asses.

All you have to do to win a Russian's heart is throw their stone cold attitude right back at them, then you're cool.

I grew up in an area that was thick with 'em.

Is that how much money you spent on rapefugees this year?

It worked on you back in 1943.

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>Certain Russian values would save America
So America gonna take some our valuable roads away from us? No go!

I've never seen such an immaculately crafted shit post that was so completely devoid of anything that could be considered good OR ironically funny

Agreed, good post t b h

He is a NEET who stays inside all the time. He doesn't know what -40 degrees temperature can do to streets.

>what -40 degrees temperature can do to streets
>implying all that shit falls from the clouds

LOLD

>implying Pootin swine-voters are not responsible

The presidency of GWB was great. He let us into NATO

Enjoy your future Muhammed.

>He let us into NATO
Yes and it's a joke to you too.

You'll be out of NATO soon enough, if you don't pay. And it's going to cost a LOT.

>Latvia-tier poor
You do realize that Latvia has bigger GDP per capita than Russia

Only it`s not roman.

Yes the EU's gibs have really come through for you.

Bravo, you've achieved the status of 'welfare nigger' in the world economy.

Let`s see.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the people of Russia for their support of the Union during the American civil war.

You stood by us as we abolished slavery, just as you abolished serfdom, and our common interest in preventing British and French intervention in our conflicts lead you to take the bold step of sending your fleet to our shores.

Without you, foreign intervention on the side of the South was almost certain and our Union would have been torn asunder.

Thank you, people of Russia, for pledging yourselves to the right side of history and saving the United States of America

>if you don't pay
Trump already said that he has no beef with NATO countries that spend the required 2% of GDP on defense. Only five NATO countries do
>US
>Britain
>Estonia
>Latvia
>Lithuania