TRUMP GENERAL - LUCKY TRUMPS EDITION

>Delegates Trump: 1,176 [61 Dels Needed]
SGOPET: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Trump at NRA Forum 5/20/16
youtube.com/watch?v=O-iuSYKaBRU
>Jeff Sessions at NRA Forum 5/20/16
youtube.com/watch?v=m2d8N5psACM

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/23/16
youtube.com/watch?v=yFOfuixhNoI
>Gingrich on Hannity 5/23/16
youtube.com/watch?v=2Mf7OTqaW88
>Carson on Kelly File 5/23/16
youtube.com/watch?v=JZ3K4qSczvI

ENTERTAINMENT
>NEW GAME: Trump Wall Simulator
trumpwallsimulator2017.com/
>Hold the Wall!
youtube.com/watch?v=jeqK6zQWKds
>Trump: A Suggestion for the Dishonest Media
youtube.com/watch?v=8Le1fYoMXBc
>Trump Sings “All I Do Is Win”
youtube.com/watch?v=jgda5GGExNs
>ET Williams SLAMS Hillary for pandering to blacks so hard and getting away with it
youtube.com/watch?v=11mIVVEW5U8
>TRUMP: Is Hillary Really Protecting Women?
instagram.com/p/BFwTioiGhQj/
>RSBN Presents: Hispanics for Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=2_PczITyQIo
>Trump on Citizen Kane
youtube.com/watch?v=upC8pX3RY0A
>Pro-Trump Plane trolls Bernie rally in Cali
youtube.com/watch?v=KKjD8ilvFac
>Insiders explain the concept of a “Dank meme”
youtube.com/watch?v=raZkWL2mndY

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

WEBSITES
trumpgeneral.com
unitingfortrump.com/
rallyfortrump.com/

PREVIOUS

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genderstudies.ucla.edu/message-from-the-chair
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youtube.com/watch?v=RM6EHcPFKCQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

what did she mean by this?

>hereos
Im a #HillaryArtillery now

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Trump supporters
-Alex Jones of Infowars (crazy gun nut conspiracy theorist)
-David Duke head guy of the KKK
-Dana White president of UFC (human cockfighting)
-Vladimir Putin, a manlet with Napoleon complex rulling a drunkard mongol nation
-Bruce Jenner aka mentally ill trannie


Hillaty supporters:
-Taylor Swift
-current POTUS one of the bset POTUS ever
-former POTUS
-Bush familly (EVERY SINGLE ONE)
-Hollywood intelectuals
-Merkel of Germany
-Nate silver
-London and Paris mayors
-non-white people
-Snoop Dogg

Makes you think....

ANOTHER FRESH MEME

>text ontop of already existing text

WA voter here, signed my ballot today.

TAKE THIS DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!

RALLY TODAY IN ALBUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO

LET'S CLEAR UP THE CONFUSION SURROUNDING WHAT TIME IT ALL GOES DOWN


7:00 PM MT
8:00 PM CT
9:00 PM ET
6:00 PM PT
1:00 AM GMT

I DO NOT WANT ANYONE TO MISS IT

THIS IS A YUGE WEEK OF RALLIES

AWOO~VEMENT!

Kayleigh is kute. KUTE!

We're part of the great awoovement!

How's everyone's day going so far?

>When beta sjws try to be more obnoxious and extreme than terrorists

At least ISIS is honest about it

>non-white people

damn I guess #IshillforHill now...

Jesus fuck. Bernouts are pathetic.

taylor swift is a true fascist

Who else believe in MAGA magic?

is Hillary even trying?

Just studying all day for my board exams. Will be going to the gym later.

got my ticket already. cant wait

I have incredibly fucking high energy. I just went to the store and got a week worth of deli sandwiches for 60% off.

you can't vote for both Bernie and Ted you fucking faggot

What's he thinking about /TrumpGen/ ?

kek, Current year made a video about how primaries are undemocratic, fueling the BernieBots with rage.

>Dana
>White

This is just pathetic

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If you actually voted on both sides, your ballot is invalid. It only says that in four places on the ballot and three places on both envelopes, so I can see how you would make that mistake.

Absolutely degenerate.

New Mexico reporting in
Save us from the wetback illegals Trump
Murder rate in my town is starting to get crazy

Nice job spoiling your ballot by voting in both primaries.

Thanks for the times!
It's real. All of it.
The rallies are super fun. I was pretty drained afterwards, it was so HIGH ENERGY!

fucking dank meme bro, here, have a rip out of this bong I packed up with some weed dude ayyyy lmao

That she's a cunt with trichomonas vaginalis

>just a reminder that superdelegates will switch to vote for Bernie when Hillary continues to drop. Bernie will become the nominee and beat Trump in a landslide.

>"Why is Wolf such a bastard these days?"

>Go to UCLA Gender studies section
>Chairs name is literally Marchant
genderstudies.ucla.edu/message-from-the-chair

Just rip it in half, and they'll think they're two separate voters'

Please, have a look yourselves.

You can view the page, but can't comment.

I joined the group just to troll and cause dismay.
It's been working.

Poison the water well with shitty memes like this.

www facebook com/groups/berniesandersmemes/?fref=nf

I warn anyone going to it though that the cringe is hard.

Well he's heading to New Mexico, probably picturing how the wall will look from there.

CA voter here, sent my absentee ballot today too.

Voted for Cruz (the only true conservative) for president and for Carly for V.P.

Pic related, my beautiful ballot, already sent to the consulate.

> superdelegates will switch to vote for Bernie

ATTENTION:
The enemy of my enemy is my friend


REV UP THOSE TWITTERS and spin the bern victims plight to our advantage

Bernie is now under attack by the clinton media machine. Let's get #dishonestmedia trending.

Sway public opinion on the lying media

Get the bernouts to agree with Trump on something

If Hillary Clinton's #dishonestmedia couldnt stop Donald Trump how are they going to stop Bernie?

That was weak as fuck, gypsy.

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what the fuck are these autismo ballots

Today I got an email for a job offer working in a warehouse for the summer between semesters. Yesterday was the interview. I can finally leave my previous shit job and work a steady schedule with weekends and holidays off now.
I kept thinking "What would Trump do?" The answer? Be positive about the outcome.

If pandering to women means more votes then DEAL ME IN

Good work, Alberto.

LATE DELIVERY FOR user'S BIRTHDAY

Trump would destroy both Bernie and Hillary. Nobody wants a fucking communist and millennials won't even vote in the general they just like to show up to his rallies because they think it makes them stand for something (that they don't even understand) Believe me I know I am a millennial who supports Trump.

Pure shit. And of course the bernouts are an example of pure retardation here, Hillary has more pledged and super delegates than that old Jew. She's not stealing anything (yet)

Why should I vote for trump instead of Hillary? She has tons of experience in the political world and knows how to get things done.

On the other hand, trump is a literal nobody in politics.

I used to live in New Mexico for a few years

How bad is it now? It seemed like there were not too many illegals there. Just the traditional spanish and mexican families. Albuquerque was a shithole but that's to be expected.

It was very chill there and I loved it

I moved to LV, you want to see a fucking mess of illegals. It's fucked here. I hate the meme that they're hard workers. Nothing could be further from the truth

Stop humiliating yourself!

Negotiate well. Agree on one thing and more will follow

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It's a standoff. Some people are exasperated by the woman's card, but some people are exasperated by people who always complain about the woman's card. She's appealing to a different audience, and she's better they're larger

Lel, why don't you bet on it?

I used to be a proud servant of the Holy Roman Empire but after reading this I am now a #gypsy

>tfw you will never have a gf this cute

-Against TPP
-Shits on PC Culture
-Will repeal common core
-Wants to Audit the fed
-NRA member, owns a CCW, very pro- 2nd Amendment
-De-fund sanctuary cities
-Pro-Nuclear Energy
-Lower taxes, while at the same time closing tax loopholes for Wallstreet bankers such as Carried Interest.
-Tangible, wholesome answer to illegal immigration
-Pro-medical marijuana
-Wants to end corporate inversion and discourage offshoring
-Understands the threat of Sharia Law and Radical Islamic Terrorism
-Wants to end healthcare monopolies by promoting competitive bidding
-Resistant to lobbyism and special interest influence
-Redpilled on 9/11. Wants to release the 28 Pages.
-Wants to be Bros with Putin and Russia instead of adversaries
-Knows how fucked up the Saudis are like the rest of us
-Knows firsthand how dishonest, biased and corrupt MSM is
-Wants to end the incompetence and corruption at the VA
-Knows about the Shadow Government (Muh Globalist Banker Elite Lobbyist buying our puppet politicians conspiracy)
-Bring a practical Golden Age to the US military
-Anti-Globalist
-Fair Trade + Free Trade (Prefers competitive fair trade to lopsided “free” trade)
-Wants Peace between Israel and Palestine
-NATO is obsolete and a decades-old relic that needs to be rejiggered to focus on terrorism instead of just countering Russia and bombing countries
-Wants to limit U.S. Hegemony via not being the world’s police, building nations, and focusing on #AmericaFirst


The "experience" argument is a failing argument this year.

Hilldog should go Independent.

She's just a pawn in the game anyway.

Need you best memes pronto

> Lysistrata persuades the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges from their husbands and lovers as a means of forcing the men to negotiate peace

Sure, just tank your relationships over politics. That's really mature.

New Mexico has less legals than most states, i think more are in Virginia and Ohio for example. most hispanics here have roots going back centuries so it will be interesting to see who the protesters are, i expect a few pro illegal sjw types and college hipsters from UNM

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>Indiana ballot
>Portugal flag
>shopped ballot

I swear you fuckers will be shitposting these same ballots in the GE

>posts indiana ballot
>doesn't even vote for stutzman whom cruz endorsed

*less illegals

I dont know which democrat could be Donald this election

Joke's on them in the first place. Trump's key demographic is childless single men who masturbate to anime. And my waifu is supporting Trump, as seen in this photo.

>She has tons of experience in the political world
Name one instance of any of her experience producing a positive result that she can personally take credit for.

Good luck

its risky, and the bathroom logo wont help

9AM HKT

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Funny you mentioned that. A local radio station (94.7 FM) stated that 33% of failed relationships ended due to conflicting political interests. Half of the 33% gave a second chance.

LOL you do know that what you did makes your ballot ineligible, right bro?

Lucky Trumps! Especially delicious with liberal tears!

Won't work. Trump supporters jerk off to anime.

Fucking Wisconsin I'll never forgive that fucking state

youtube.com/watch?v=RM6EHcPFKCQ

So the female bathroom then? That's what is says on your card, right?

WHOS GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL?

Since women function primarily by emotion,
emotional manipulation and abuse being common,
this seems reasonable to them.

its fucking treason.

If you are "in love" why the fuck would you do that? You are telling me that bernie or shillary is more important for these women than their significant other?

Thats a red flag if i ever saw one. Fucking snakes, men would never pull something of the sort

Anybody got the meme of MSNBC laughing about how people think their being socialist in 2008 & then the "Screw it, were Socialist now" with a Bernie Sanders rally in 2015?

I need it badly.

awoo~

Nice bait faggot.

"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less." - Maxim 21 of The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Silly burger. If you put any gold on that wall I will personally move my ass to Mexico to steal some of it.

I'm going to keep asking until somebody delivers.

please, that can't be real. That's from a Common Core HS science curriculum right?

I can't fucking believe this shit

This is how societies collapse

>Muh lips wont touch a man's who drinks alcohol: the post

>Husband's AND lovers
Cucks

So I'd suggest somebody post it before I really start to shit up the thread.

MEDIOCRE

I can't find that image anywhere! not even on google! is it being censored!?

Goddamn Chelsea looks older and worse than Hillary.

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>wife breaks up with me
>she tries to take kids
>judge is about to hammer me with alimony
>pull out women card
>win the case