Would you?

Would you?

as long as she doesn't sing

nigga this bitch will still get me hard when she's 80

I've written a story of what I would do with her.

yes

Ew, no.

I would probably cum in an instant and embarrass myself

>implying you wouldn't do this with any woman

Like a real man

Post?

I was talking about the fanfic that was written in that /bjork/ thread a month or so ago. I wrote about half of it. I can post a link to the story if you still want it.

Maybe in the 90's but not now

Oh. Nah, that story was pretty boring desu.

She's apparently pretty kinky according to herself. Or at least, has a high sex drive. I mean why wouldn't someone?

Obviously I'd prefer 90s her but she's still sexy and I will forever have fucked bjork. Not something I'd ever pass up.

pleb can't handle a sophisticated older woman

>ywn bang bjork

uhhhh yeah what the f bro

Trips of taste.

>bjork will never comfort you after sex like a caring mother

>she will never let you drink from her breast after sex as she strokes your head.

...

>drink
You think women are constantly lactating?

Of course not. She would end up lactating at some point though.
I'm mixed too friend.

Yummy.

Look at this beautiful face. This cute, innocent, sweet and shy thing. Well... she's fucking a nigger, can you believe that? Yes, a fucking nigger. That's... unacceptable.

No question.

In the dark?

mature bork is best bork

My favorite

Why don't more people understand this?

...

oh yes i would

this makes my heart hurt

What's the most extreme thing you'd do to be able to fuck her?

commit to her

...

That would be very easy for me.

this'll cause cardiac arrest

...

those music boxes are the most beautiful pieces of machinery i have ever seen.

would let her take my pathetic adult virginity

age?

Calm down, Ricardo Lopez. :^)

23

you're a young wizard, you still have a chance

whats in it for me?

you lose your virginity

Ditto.

Do you think she likes to eat pjork

Iceland is a pretty meat oriented place, so yeah.

imagine being fisted in the ass by Bork with those latex gloves...

Fisting would be too intense for me, fingering is more my speed.

>he can't handle fisting
fag

lol
I'd do it for bork.

I wish that bottle was my dick.

New album when

New single out on the 18th

no wtf she looks like an asian with fetal alcohol syndrome. i don't understand why so many people want to fuck her.

i think you might have another type of syndrome user.

Post-menopausal women don't lactate

you gay?

>listening to marijuanna based bands
No thank you. What is there to gain from such drole music?

>muh muh plant just a plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's just a plant muh plant muh plant
>DUDE WEED LOL
*smokes it once and becomes transcended*
I Don't think so sweetie.

Never trust an addict, their brains are being controlled and they will stop short of nothing to protect their precious addiction.

Good music, regardless of the lyrical themes or your position on its themes can simply good music. You can't just deny that something is musically good just because it has lyrical themes that you disagree with. But the fact is that there IS no good druggie music. It is ALL based on their cancer-brained druglaced psuedo spiritual BULLSHIT and I don't like it. Oh its a taste thing right? NO. The music just flat out SUCKS! I don't want to hear some gay ass hippie telling me how WICKED COOL he is because he burned some shityt little plant and breathed it in. Big whoop! Let me know when Bach, Mozart, Tchaikovsky and the other greats of old took drugs just to write good music. Use your brains kids, not your garden.

And before you stoners even THINK about replying to me...
This is the only reply you'll ever get you drug addicted freak, and you're lucky for it. Go impose your destructive drug ideas on someone else. How about you turn yourself into the police, "friend"?

Welp, there goes that fantasy.

don't even say shit like this
premature ejaculators stfu

Can you imagine the squeaking noises those gloves would make...?