Use only a reaction picture to describe how your last violent encounter went

Use only a reaction picture to describe how your last violent encounter went

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Didndu broke through first front door.
Opened second door to find an rpk muzzle.

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That bad?

MMA training
>Soundly beat first sparring partner
>Then the trainer said he wanted to go a few rounds with me
>He won

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>Have never had a violent encounter in my life

Its a hell of a rush

I was in a bad neighbourhood and someone began firing out of the second story window on the next street over. I had no idea what position they were firing from, I couldn't see who they were shooting at, but it was all within 50-75 yds. I was also in a wide open and mostly empty parking lot with a bunch of normie friends. My gun was in my car because I think it's fucking rude (and illegal) to bring a gun into someone else's home without asking, and I definitely did not want to ask the people I was with. so basically I spent a minute or two hanging out behind my car waiting for the cops to show up while people ran from the next street over.

Turns out the shooting was completely random and the guy might've just started shooting at me if I'd decided to go for a walk over there.

Best part was in the middle of the shooting a drunk guy came out into the edge of the parking lot from his apartment and started screaming and angrily beating a tree with his bare hands

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>dispells all n'er-do-wells with his alpha aura stare

>Living in shitty neighborhood
>Someone starts trying to open windows in the house
>Have some bros over
>Everyone CCs
>Four of us walk over to window
>Dude tries to open window
>(CHA-CHACK) Everyone racks their slides, I pump my 12 gauge
>Hear "Oh shit!" and dude takes off running, crashes into rusty chain link fence and cuts himself up
>Go outside with guns and flashlights
>find shoe in our yard
>Blood on the fence
>Dude cut himself up and lost his shoe
>Leave shoe on a stake in my front yard

Sadmin pls

Guess again

Rust?

Maybe I should start tripfagging

No use of force report so it was alright.

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damn dude. Never go anywhere without iron is all I can say

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>Leave shoe on a stake in my front yard
I kek'ed pretty good at that.

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i walked faster, ran a bit, and hid behind my apartment airlock door

baka i aint finna die. around abbos youll get the stabbo

Id ask if you were gay but you strike me as European so that joke kinda tells itself...

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>mfw got attacked by someone I already thiught I dealt with lije a week ago
>mfw didnt go to jail even though the law got involved
>mfw cop glared at me for asking to keep his gun

He was drunk, she was drunk, I was drunk, everyone was drunk. But that don't matter.

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betting that was interesting

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So I was having a little vacation in Vegas when a country music festival started playing.

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Having a CC piece wouldn't have helped anyway since you couldn't ID his position. Glad you're safe.

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Something like this

Seriously its like the dude was punching in slow motion.

>tfw jumped but never stop swing so they couldn't rob me.

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Also broken nose and inner orbital bone.

>i walked faster,
pretty much describes my last encounter while walking the dogo. I ccw but would rather not deal with a trial.

If some guy thinks he's badass for yelling about beating honkies then I have no problem letting him think that.

Homeless dude acted like he was pulling a gun from his waistband across the street while I was guarding the open garage door of the building we keep our cash vault in. Nigga was literally one second from getting ventilated when he put his hands up was all, "It's just a prank, bro!" Fucking hate Roseburg.

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>dis how why pee po
It's impolite to be racist.

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>big ol floper woofer slips the big slide

I was the why pee poh in the situation and I won. Fucking monkey hooping around a gas station and getting mad when people wouldn't gimme dats money.


I was having a shitty say and told him to fuck off the minute he turned and began walking toward me. Then I put my hand on my carry and told him to fuck off before I shot.


"SHIT NNIGGUH YOUS LUCKY NIGGA YOUS A BITCH SHIT NIGGA I'M A GET THA GANG UP YAH NUGGUH TAH FUCK YOU UP NIGGUH"

And then he went inside the gas station's convenience store to bother people.

>SHIT NNIGGUH YOUS LUCKY NIGGA YOUS A BITCH SHIT NIGGA I'M A GET THA GANG UP YAH NUGGUH TAH FUCK YOU UP NIGGUH
that's assault, should have shot.

mfw guy was an asshole
outside of the scrap metal place. the smaller one you take aluminum to with the little scale inside
punched the nig in the forehead and stomach. threw him on the sidewalk then calmly walked away

>not waiting for him to get close enough to attack his nuts while saying “hey I don’t know you that’s my purse!”
Get a load of this guy

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My last violent encounter was yesterday. It ended pretty well. Pic related.

Ended up biting him so bad he still has teeth scars

>guts
explain

That's more than guts, boy. That's a butchered deer.

>That's more than guts
you stupid nigger, why do you not field dress the deer before dragging it back home hanging it, skinning it, and cutting off chunks of meat presumably for storing.

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might i ask
what happened

Actual atf

No. I just find that it's most productive not to tell people that you know martial arts until they make you use them.

I’ve seen one doe in 15 outings congrats I’m a poor fag tho on public land.

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>Drunken horses ass throws his glass at me
>Dodged
>Grabs some one else's glass and throws that me
>Dodged
>Pulls out his fucking phone and throws that me
>Misses entirely
>Finally close enough to throw a punch at me
>Misses and falls into a table and is physically removed by security.
I even got to stay cause I dindunuffin.

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>tfw you know valhalla is just around the corner

heres the short version
>man steals golf clubs
>confront at 3am
>he gets upity and attacks
>pull revolver
> caucasian didindu turns around and flees
>I bust a cap in his ass with an 80 year old revolver

>mfw i go to jail
>mfw more stuff gets stolen

It all works out in the end. All my charges were dropped and he is now spending 20 years in prison

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I kind of agree user. I've personally never seen a butchering quite like this.

any reason you didn't field dress i?

I wish i had an apt reaction for mine but my folder is showing up short
>be me in BJJ submission only tourney last weekend
>kind of a stalemate for first 3 mins out of 5
>opponent is ex-wrestler, he starts turning it into a pushing match
>fuckthisnigga,jpeg
>single leg to straight ankle lock
>right as he taps the ref call ankle lock illegal for my belt
>coach pulls up rule book and shows ref hes wrong
>" i already halted the match, well have to do overtime now"
> I lose coin flip and have to escape from cpr arm bar
> I dont and lose
>MFW

last HD event was about a year ago

>lady pulls a knife on me today
>punch her in the face
what did she mean by this
it's halloween all i wanted was to hand out candy

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OP of the pic here (compare antlers, same deer). I have always taken my deer in for processing, but wanted to learn how to do it myself.

So I called a friend who butchers his own, he said "toss it in your truck, I'll meet you at your house."

And we spent a couple hours slicing the thing up, but the one thing I most wanted to learn to do - frickin' field dressing the thing - he never got around to.

We dumped the guts so we could get at the tenderloins.

she wanted to steal all of your sweeties, shoulda shot the cunt and made her a Halloween decoration

you're right
gore horror or classical spook?

I don't actually remember what it was, but I'm sure I didn't like it.

I was thinking like some spook house shit, like someone opens the door and she springs out with a bowl of the sweeties she so desperately wanted
extra points for caramel apples with razor blades in them

why not just give out razor blades for halloween and eat the sweeties

This should be forever screenshot for k history not in the ivan gallery of k history put it in with the gift exchange shit

My days heen made thanks user

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