NOR: Norge isn't real he's a proxy fag
ARI:Louis Domingue will get the nod on Friday
ARI:Coyotes will get Shane Doan (LBI) back Friday
FLA:Panthers will start Reto Berra on Saturday
PIT:Jake Guentzel (concussion) is probable Friday
NYR:Rangers won't have Ryan McDonagh on Friday
PHI:Flyers land NCAA prospect Michael Vecchione
COL:Tyson Jost poised for first NHL game Friday
NJ:Patrik Elias decides to hang up his skates
EDM:Connor McDavid extends points streak to nine
ANA:Corey Perry scores twice in OTL to Jets
NAS:Filip Forsberg scores 30th goal of 2016-17
TOR:Auston Matthews' point streak hits 7 games
/hoc/
Hockey belongs in Canada and the northern United States
FUCK THE SOUTH
t. dasani cuck
first for king Henrik
You're probably one of those faggots or spinsters that enjoys video games, aren't you?
except for vegas, that could be fun
don't post in here, post in the legitimate slovak thread
Lundqvist getting mad. Literally inconsolable soo.
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Daily Reminder: Video games are for faggots and spinsters
I like slovakia, but this seems like the real thread
the fags that like videogames are the fags that are mad at kane. prove me wrong.
12th for my wife
The German Shepherd is the GOAT pet
If you have a pet and it's not a German Shepherd, what exactly are you doing with your life?
>hes a PC guy
top pleb
When it comes to computers, there are no good options. The only way to win is not to play
I want a GSD.
Too bad a lot of breeders are destroying this breed's hips.
>console calling others pleb
holy lmao, thank you i needed that today
kek you use an iphone
t. Mobile poster
Yeah, my German Shepherd had to have surgery for that before we got her and she still requires a shot every two weeks. Totally worth it
people that argue consoles are better than pc are the same people that think vaccines cause autism
Ooohh the good old hockey game
I still don't understand why this thread is still up
Cell phones and tablets are even worse. They are literally ass cancer
Forgot the pic
I still don't understand why Greece hasn't dissolved as a country yet.
leafs vs sens first round
Public transport is the Patrician's choice of travel. Cars are a hassle and, quite frankly, homosexual
Why is /hoc/ the only autistic general that has like three threads open at one time?
early fags are cancer
Stop posting on this thread or you will be banned
-Gary from the moderation team
try me
>TWF
>99 DEF
>98 SHT
forgot pic
Hometown team lost 2-0 in game 5 semifinals playoffs
Early summmervacation for them
Ffs
Hows everyone doing tonight?
Selke confirmed
Bobby Orr is the greatest hockey player of all time
Fuck Gretzky
allright
we are here
looks like you got banned
Remember, tomorrow is April Fool's Day so if someone pulls the fire alarm in your building you should probably ignore it
if you live in a building you should graduate college already
Living downtown is where it's at. Doubly so if it's New York City
Speaking of which, New York City is the greatest city in the world and it's not even close
you're in canada you retard
>grease nigger is a devils """""""fan"""""""""
>"new" slovak poster is a devils """"""""""fan"""""""""
What the fuck? I'm already watching the shittiest team in the league, why do I have to share a team with these losers too who do nothing but fish for (You)s?
I currently live in the second greatest city in the world, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada and will be moving to New York City shortly
which one of these houses are yours
you're moving to the largest concentration of jews outside of israel, how fun. at least you're getting out of canada I guess
All of them
can I have one
I'll get you a bungalow in south side Chicago
fuck off grease
we are here
early thread
I'm staying here, thank you
I think Las Vegas should rebrand
Vegas Nightriders
why aren't they the hot slots
Scratch that, it's once a month
My mom does most of the work for the dog
Welp, that was fun
Pretty nice having a thread all to myself, just like the good ol' days
Eating chicken, eggs, turkey or pork is for homosexuals. Also, milk is for faggots
Only gays wear a wrist watch
Sneakers are for nigger-loving faggots
Shorts and t-shirts are for faggots. Only gays wear underwear
Homos wear sandals. Faggots and women wear hats or head coverings of any kind
Isn't this just "Hockey Fan Excuses"? I don't get it. Every post in a /hoc/ gamethread is some variant of this shit.
Also, don't wear jeans. Jeans are gay, as are khakis
Why are the SHORKS so bad right now?
The Social Justice Sharks can go fuck themselves
conserving the body, just like pretty much every ploff bound team
>right now
Today's the day the Blues clinch the playoffs by beating a Kroenke team and eliminating a California team.
It's like winning a cup... for St Louis
The only sports worth following are soccer, hockey, football and curling
Also, Tide To Go pens are amazing
xheattle vs fatlanta boutta start
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>shorks
Taylor Swift and the rest of my bitches are loyal to me and no one else and they know their place
Wasn't hasnt the mods banned this fag thread yet kys all of you
Don't worry, your death will be swift and mostly painless
Donuts are amazing but I refuse to pay for an incomplete donut that has a hole in the middle
Anal is the best form of birth control and the age of consent should be 13 like it is in Japan
Tax the fuck out of alcohol like they do with tobacco so no one can afford it
Every institution in society is a joke and I will remake everything so that they actually do what they're supposed to efficiently and effectively and also eliminate everything unimportant or irrelevant
I will make sure every single person I don't cull reaches their full potential in every way possible, exceeding all expectations
All my enemies need to know it's all love and if you want to blame anything, blame your own shitty karma. It gets better. Maybe not in this life, but it gets better eventually
Anyone I don't like is getting culled. End of story. So don't piss me off
Anyway, I'm God/Allah/Buddha and what I say goes. Anything I can't fix right now I'll fix later via time machine. Just do what I say and we'll save a lot of grief
You're based
Don't suck up or anything. I can definitely handle trolling, just be smart about it
I'm Deadpool, my younger brother Tony is Spiderman and we have a entire team of superheroes. Together we're taking over New York, the world and the multiverse. So prepare your anuses, ladies
My name is Robert Boulder and you can follow me on twitter @RobertBoulder11
lmao at all your autists who posted in here this is the garbage thread
Faggot
Finally a general everyone can enjoy.
Wow nice retort, you really you got me.
dammit why can't it be >kongs elimination day yet
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