What would you do if everyone disappeared and you were the last human on earth?

What would you do if everyone disappeared and you were the last human on earth?

rejoice

Yank that crank

celebrate
then fap

/thread

Do the corpses also disappear?

Kill myself

Drive all over the country putting up signs to meet in one place, just because it appears everyone is gone does not mean that it's true.

For the sake of the thread's sanity, yes.

Befriend a nigger.

Jerk off into your mom's panty drawer.

>Drive all over the country putting up signs to meet in one place
Why bother?

They're gone too, you ding dong.

God fucking damnit

Petrol goes off , so after 6 months you’re either learning how to refine . Or you’re on a horse or bycle

Get wasted on drugs and alcohol, drive really fast cars, play vidya and watch movies, maybe find a sexbot or something

then when I inevitably got bored id release all the animals from the local zoo, trap a lion on a plane with myself and go skydiving with a suicide vest while wrestling a lion to end it all off

You know how to fly a plane?

find the very best sex doll
work on improving it
>you gotta have something to occupy your time and robotics are interesting

yes, but drunk and high and with a lion in the back....
well I might not get off the runway but I mean the point would be to die right?

after i verify that i truly am alone, i drive out to area 51 and hang out at the gate... then slowly proceed... waiting to see if guards show up

if they do not show up.. i continue on slowly..

until i actually get to where they filmed the moon landing hoax

Eat eat eat and eat some more nothing really matters at this point

die within a few days

Seems like a lot of effort. Why not just find a firework factory and set it on fire with you inside?

that's pretty cool too I guess
and all of this is supposing that all the nuclear reactors around the world don't just meltdown in a few days with no-one to run them

Put up "Alive in Tuscan" signs, talk to various forms of sports equipment in a local bar, build the world's largest Jenga, and shit in my swimming pool.

Niggers aren't human.

U ve been watching the last man on earth

Jerk off in the middle of the street like ive always wanted to do.

Redundant

I feel nothing as i am a psychopath.

last man on earth much

Get out of here Tandy.

jerk off in the middle of every church in town

>Steal cars along the way to drive across north and south America.

>raid places for psychedelic drugs.

>Find a doggo pal to join me

>raid supermarkets and read books on how to hunt

>break into churches to play on Americas most beautiful pianos.

The word was disappear, not die.
So the bodies of every other human are gone.

margarita kiddie pool

>Pianos
Kek

More like over a year.
Get a diesel truck and run it on transmission fluid recovered from dead cars and vegetable oil & ethanol.

Same things I do now. Wouldn't feel any different.

taliban already beat you to world's largest jenga.

Palmyra?or sloppy 9/11

Find a car, and a comprehensive, detailed map of the world since the internet doesn't work anymore, then go and get a super kickass car at someones mansion of something.

Drive the kickass car around and find a means of defense, like protective clothing and guns/ammo. Obviously, eat delicious food at the best restaurants all along the way.

Find a dog, and a place of permanent residence. This will be my safe shack.

The problem is that once most humans are gone, all the dangerous elements that humans warded way will start taking over. Bugs, viruses, animals, natural disasters, etc.

I'd travel to and from my shack or whatever, and drive airplanes and shit until I die or something.

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the 6 months is accurate if you consider that gasoline does expire. Even if there's gas left at the stations, it'll have gone bad and can't be used by your car unless you recover it with some chemicals.

I dont care about your question, but I just want to say how much that picture pisses me off.
Who moved all the buildings around?

Preferably I'd like to be immortal when that happens but yeah I'd be fucking ecstatic.

9/11

No but, the lion can

good one

How so? Who turns it off?

Nigger I have left cars garaged with full tanks of petrol and disconnected the battery, come back 8 to 9 months later reconnected the battery ,started car and rolled out no issue.

fap till i die

Moon landing wanst a hoax, they couldnt the film technologu didnt exist at the time.

With moon landing deniers ,ask them why the Soviets didn't out the US ,since the Soviets were tracking the Apollo missions.
It was in the Soviet Unions best interests to discredit the Apollo missions as fake and could have easily done so with tracking data.

are you gonna hunt, prepare and cook that delicious food? otherwise you aint getting shit at any restaurant

Trump voters everyone

>they were working with them, cold war was a hoax.

I'd go to all the secret military bases of the world, including the underground bases and check out all their most secretive military equipment and arms. I'd launch a nuclear missile into the desert or something.

I'd use all the most expensive technology, go to all the best mansions in the world, go to all sorts of cool places like the underground pool. Drink and get high all the time. Hunt animals with a fully automatic.

Fuck sexdolls. Jack off to porn. Take all sorts of interesting drugs.

Play tennis machines of all different variations.
Skydive Drive a boat. those huge cruisliner boats. Party by myself in yachts.

Got to natural and man-made wonders.

Go to volcanoes. Surf. go to all the biggest corporate buildings in the world. Burn shit down.

Climb mountains. Go up and down escalators.

Swim in rivers. Go to top secret locations. All the different private places of the world.

Top lel.

Get a big bag of weed and a Harley.
Make my way cross country out to Area 51 in Nevada.
Explore the hell out of that place and find out what the fuck was out there.
After that, I don't know.
Probably just drink, smoke weed, travel and explore until I die from whatever may come.

For the experience and hope.

You wont luagh when the new world order, ilumanti, jews, and the liberals come for you.

I'd probably spend a great deal of time finding fuel, food, toiletries etc. Make a nice place to survive and plan a road trip to area 51. Wanna see that shit. After being disappointed because of no Ayy I relocate to coastal Cali b/c I like the weather. Go on adventures as time permits. Maybe learn to fly a plane but that's risky.

Side question: I wonder if GPS still works? The satellites don't give a shit about people but I don't know if there is earthside infrastructure that requires power.

I can't help but look back at the interactions I have with people, think about the ignorance and delusion contained in that bullshit, and feel a mixture of negative emotions.
Anger, disgust, sadness, etcetera.

I think about things people say, and can't help but shake my head in disapproval and think
>what a fucking idiot
.

>What would you do if everyone disappeared and you were the last human on earth?
idk.

In my current location I would sort out my basic needs - food, warmth, shelter. Then I'd expand out into the simpler luxury items electricity, indoor plumbing, and the like. Long term I'd hoard on the off chance that anyone in the future finds the earth they would find my corpse and presume that I was a king.

spend daytime in hospitals trying to learn how to clone other versions of me

spend nighttime browsing archived threads from Sup Forums

I'd start reading books, but then I'd probably break my glasses somehow.

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You, are awesome.

I would occupy some building full of computers and play games with robots.

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all the drugs

if you're the last person on earth, you're probably the one who died, faggot

Id salvage canned food from stores and houses. Then I'd find a badass rifle and go hunting. Basically I would just loot really nice clothes and camo so the wildlife wouldn't see me coming. I'd have to loot some books on edible plants and fauna, and finally drive around looting gas and other materials in a bitching car or tank if I can find the requires resources to keep it running. I probably wouldn't live in a building since without people to work the power plants it wouldnt take long for the electricity to turn off and it would be depressing I bet. I probably wouldn't want to use gas on a generator unless I salvaged years worth of it. I would probably prefer camping in tents as long as I stay in warmer climates. Finally I'd probably shoot myself when I start getting older and it gets harder and harder to survive alone. The quiet life would be kinda nice while it lasts, but with age it would probably get too difficult for me to continue.

Get 777777777

Walk around nude for a day then advance the human species because I have the resources

shit expires, yo

i hope you didnt expect to just magically GET

> nothing changes

Idk, probably wreck some shit and explore the ruins
Too bad all the nuclear power plants would explode after a while and there's no females

>749737136

please clean up in line 9, a new fag broke

I think I would start to travel. I'm not a fan of people anyhow

I'd rape my mom.

Free Ferraris evrywhere.

/thread

there's a guy on a bench tho

Whoopty do faggot, doe sthat cjange the premise of the question at all?

Not in six months.

No they wpuldnt, and it wouldnt matter too much to you even if they did

yes it does because you're dead, or are you a fucking idiot and can't grasp that?

die from something stupid I did.

iirc thats the longest it can last with preservatives/additives

>Thread on Sup Forums
>sanity
Pick one

Wouldn't the fallout fuck me up?

How long does it take for nuclear plants to go up in flames?

I would go so much insane there's no way to predict it,

They go cold with new safety features unless tornado,earth quake or other

Aka no fallout? And they keep making power for week or two?

Find the homes of girls i know and jack off with their used panties

The cooling pumps still require a functional electricity net. If no one is regulating the net, it will break down within minutes and the emergency generators for the cooling run for a few days until the run out of fuel as well. Then it is becoming interesting.