The names children have now scream stupidity. If you're naming your daughter some stupid shit such as Crystal or Brittney you've fucked up or your son some stupid shit such as Chad or Dustin.
I found out my mom wanted to name me Dustin but my grandparents shut it the fuck down and I have the same name as my dad. I am grateful for that. I'd hate to be one of those shits running around with a fad name.
Name your kids after yourself unless you're unlucky enough to have one of those shitty fad names. Name them after your grandparents or great grandparents or even further back. Don't fall for the trendy name Jew.
How are names like Brittany and Dustin fad names? I'm pretty sure they've been around for hundreds of years
Jordan Ross
>tfw your parents named you a boy/girl name
Just end my life senpai.
James Watson
They have? I don't think so. Names that have been around for hundreds of years are names like William, James or Michael.
Isaac Ortiz
>he doesn't have a gender fluid name
James James
I understand Chad, but what's wrong with Dustin?
Matthew Davis
>you must be 18+ to post here
>Dustin originates from an English surname, which is derived from a Norman personal name, which is probably derived from the Old Norse Þorsteinn (Torsten). This Old Norse name is composed of elements meaning "Thor" and "stone". In ancient Germanic languages, 'Dustin" also means "brave fighter" or "valiant fighter".
Andrew Reyes
>Brittany is a female given name of French and Latin origins, after Brittany, a region of France.
Jackson Jenkins
Does Marlon Brando have a fad name? For reasons
Kayden Butler
>From the English word crystal for the clear, colourless glass, sometimes cut into the shape of a gemstone. The English word derives ultimately from Greek kρυσταλλος (krystallos) meaning "ice". It has been in use as a given name since the 19th century.
Wyatt Johnson
Reminder. All frogposters are redditors
Brody Harris
I would agree with you except that those names aside from Crystal are not fad names. Don't over exaggerate.
Juan Smith
>falling for the labeling jew I hope you guys don't seriously give your kids names these days
Liam Cooper
>Chad is a masculine given name of Anglo-Saxon/Welsh origins. It is the modernized form of the Old English given name Ceadda, possibly influenced by the Welsh word cad meaning "battle". Ceadda was a 7th-century English saint.
Landon Gonzalez
every time i read some heartstring-tugging article about some poor kid with a fucked up disease, or riddled with cancer at age 3 or whatever, they seem to always have a new age bullshit name. i'm starting to think that calling your kid Suayric, and them having advanced lymphoma at 3 both have something to do with being a meth head
Elijah Reed
>apostrophes in names anyone who does this should be castrated
Benjamin Howard
You're an idiot. Besides perhaps crystal, not a single one of those is a fad name. My 92 year old Grandpa's middle name is Dustin. Stop shitposting about stuff you know nothing about, I hope you get banned for this.
Aiden Lewis
They're revived names that weren't in use until recently.
Brayden Bailey
That's why my son is going be named Ulysses and my daughter Philomena
Asher Hernandez
That's not the worst, we have names like Vladlen, it's VLADmir LENin, but the name.
Connor Morris
ive never understood the Chad thing... the only chad i ever met was a legit retarded kid i went to school with, who was obsessed with michael jackson. then all the girls started to hate him because he supposedly groped one of them. not exactly "alpha"
Cameron Cruz
Dude I have a 40 something and a 50 year old in my family named Crystal and Brittney
>not naming your kid after someone in your family tree
Doing it wrong
Daniel Perez
(You)
Gavin Rodriguez
those people were born in the 60s...
Asher Taylor
Fuck off, I don't watch MLP.
Gavin Bailey
What's wrong with Jaden OP?
Tyler Wood
Okden
Henry James
Is Marisa a good name for a daughter?
Jaxson Nguyen
Might as well name your child Juden
Thomas Thomas
You're bitching about WHITE PEOPLE names when there's a whole vocabulary of BLACK PEOPLE names
>you're racist, aren't you
Luis Taylor
ive met a Bladeyn. 99% chance of growing up to be a katana wielding autist
Jack Morris
>i don't watch MLP
your loss. them pones, mang...
Luis Peterson
I plan to use middle names from my family
Chase Sanchez
I named my daughter Hannah. If I ever have a son I am naming him David.
Luis Powell
That feel when you parents gave you a baguette guys name that is a girls name in Bongistan
Angel Myers
tfw common name but trendy spelling
Carson Wilson
I used to hate my name more but I don't really care now kek. I mean my name is from the bible but no one ever knows that.
Thought about naming my kid after me just so I could call him junior or J.R.
Nolan Roberts
>Bladeyn Sounds like some made up anime cuck with orange hair who plays children's card games
Noah Cooper
>I am naming him David. |> |3
Zachary Walker
Too many "den"s. The best names are short and memorable in a non trendy day.
Best advice I have is to pick a name that goes with your last name. Don't mix Anglo and Italian or stupid shit.
Ryder Phillips
>mfw my I was to be named Holger but my mom wanted Tobias >Tobias
I hate my jew name so fucking much.
Evan Scott
>MUP DIP DA DOO DIDDA MUHFUGIN BIX NOOD
Benjamin Young
Francis?
Charles Gray
Jeffrey master race here.
Mason Roberts
Lol Renee?
Wyatt Robinson
>Tobias >FUCKING TOBIAS
Blake Lewis
What's wrong with jews?
Christian Walker
Yeah My name is after David's father.
I got kiked.
Ethan Foster
Sacha, unfortunately
James Diaz
Francis has a pretty strong Anglo pedigree though, what with Francis Drake
Easton Collins
its mind blowingly bad... i can only imagine it was some autist father who was determined to have the most radical kid in school. probably given a trenchcoat at age 2
Chase Brown
I am actually quarter nigger and 3 quarters potato nigger. My gf is full potato nigger.
Landon Cruz
Hon hon hon hon
C'est trop ridicule
Jordan Moore
My family have been naming their sons John, Jonathan, James, Joseph, Jacob all the way back until at least the 17th century. Holy shit at the J names in my family even some outliers like Jincey, Jessup, Judge and Jesse
Jack Nguyen
I want to name my various children Benjamin, Joseph, Thomas, d'Artagnan, and William. Are these acceptable to Sup Forums?
Christopher Phillips
I met a 27 year old man named cody so I just started calling him K I didn't even ask if I could that shit was ridiculous that poor man.
Jonathan Morgan
טוֹבִיָּה Toviyyah
I hate it when people mistake me for a jew because of my damn first name. Luckily I have good couple of surnames which are not jewish in the least.
Cant wait to give my kids normal names and not some fucking international crap.
Landon Collins
David is probably the most based of all male names.
Biblical and masculine
Brayden Ramirez
I'm still keking desu
Carter Harris
Is Zachary a meme name?
Chase Watson
Came here to post this! I'm so very vocally opposed to these names. Fuck.
My kids names: Alexis Isabella
Favorite new relative name: Wyatt
Benjamin Ramirez
>Sprayden
Only white cucks...
Jason Hughes
Good for you, m8.
End the jewery with you.
Colton Green
Thank you, user. My gf's dad's name is David. Man pretty much adopted me. I love the guy like my own father.
Nathaniel Phillips
Lel
Jeremiah Parker
All the males in my family have the same three initials going as far back as we can trace it on my fathers side.
It's obvious they were running out of ideas at some point kek.
Brayden Miller
best 2hu
Grayson Hall
David is overdone
Hunter Taylor
life is pain
Adrian Mitchell
Don't worry, my children are Isaac and Alice. Not sure what to do if our third is another boy though, Isaac is the only male name I really wanted.
Isaac Foster
Don't worry, my children are Isaac and Alice. Not sure what to do if our third is another boy though, Isaac is the only male name we agreed on.
Henry Perez
Very nice names.
Jaxson Nguyen
>Brittney What's wrong with this one? I know a Brittany, and I think it's a pretty based name.
Justin Long
The trifecta of redneckdom
Brittany Courteney Ashley
Robert Hernandez
Chap, you don't know Brittany Spears
Lucas Watson
Fad name Crystal? My sister was named as such in 1987.
Deep fad timelines.
Brandon Roberts
>Benjamin, Joseph
stopped reading right there.
Gabriel Ramirez
>TFW You are a 22 year old white male named Jayden
Nicholas Turner
Add Krysten and Mackenzie
t. Southerner
Cooper Reyes
Anyone ever notice that a large number of retarded guys are named Daniel?
Its like the go to name of choice for someone with low functioning autism. I'm not saying that people named Daniel are likely to be retarded, just that guys who are retarded have a larger than usual chance of being named Daniel.
Jordan Nguyen
>tfw your parents named you the weirdest fucking name that sounds like a girls name
Every generic little suburban shit raised by trashy, gen-x, swinger, coke addict parents has one of these stupid names. Human garbage. They all want to infest the city on the weekend, driving 30 fucking miles from their turd colony outside the loop, to take pictures in front of the oh so trendy street art in the Bohemian district and instagram their shitty, overpriced gluten-free latte, while maintaining that entitled, tacky suburban attitude, you know the one I mean.
Noah Evans
Middle name Tay here. Scottish man's name, my fathers first name. My grandpa is named Felton. Lol fuck just doxxed myself.
Connor Gutierrez
Vetle
come at me retards
Jacob Flores
lmao literally every single mother i know names their kid jayden.
kill yourself
Asher Barnes
Is Joshua a good name? I feel like it's way too Jewish.
Ryan Miller
Brian master race reporting in
I think you're all probably a bit jealous desu senpai
Luke Moore
Is "Hunter" a bad name?
Jason Nguyen
who JOHN here?
Jace Mitchell
You should just get your name legally changed.
Carter Cruz
Lewis
Austin Howard
It's my middle name (no, not Juan, I'm a bong on holiday)
Juan Martinez
>tfw you have a girly version of a traditional name