I'm not a magician, but I got a couple twix up my sleeve

I'm not a magician, but I got a couple twix up my sleeve

ha ha ha thats clever im gonna use that at my next rotc meeting

Actually pretty clever. Totally going to use that.

sex

5/7

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>I'm not a magician
No Sir, you're a fucking wizard

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heh. Aheheh. Aheheheh. AHAHAHAHAHA

Y'know lots of people smoke and drink and fuck, but I just have this one small vice.

I didn't get it

I see what you did there.

I approve of this.

word play 5

this i like

we need more of this on Sup Forums

I sharply exhaled breath out of my nose

>reluctant applause.

Oh you

i dont get it
thats retarded

nice

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>I don't get it
>*I'm retarded
Fixed

is there twix up there too?

i know twix its like retard like you pronounces tricks but i dont detect funny part in this

I too, can copy memes, OP.

>tfw a few decent puns make up litterally the best thread we've seen all year

Ha I love cheesy jokes.

>Please be patient with me, I have autism.
You poor thing...

More of these, I like them.

Then you must be a rick and morty fan

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That may be true. But OP knows the fine art of spreading joy. Take your dubs and KYS

Explain? I dont get it

Keep yar dick in a vice

theres nothing funny but some teenagers will go "i recognize it from school ! ill pretend its very funny joke !"

wtf is wrong with you faggots, did r/funny invade Sup Forums or something

So its like:

Spongebob: you know whats funny, 24

Patrick: HAHAHA I know that number!

Amido Nitrite? -> Am I doing it right?

theres nothing funny in this you autistic virgins

Hey guys, duck and cover! A bad ass has entered the thread.

RAMFAG detected

another example of wannabe smartasses from internet is when someone posts some mechanical fuckupment picture about cars and those losers go "amagad its soooooo wrong ! i have to make post how much i find it funny and wrong !"

Humor is objective you newfag. go shill your opinions somewhere else.

don't worry, the only time you need to duck is when you're blowing your dad under the table at breakfast and he covers your hideous visage with the tablecloth

what a fucking dipshit you are

OH GOD Sup ForumsROS SAVE ME HE HAS ME IN HIS SIGHTS!

No, a Kit Kat. You can get four fingers in one of those.

This was during a wave of people posting "amidoinitrite???" (am I doing it right)

ah I get it now. A 'I had to be there thing.'

what do you call one twix?

it's both the singular and plural, like moose. No joke google it.

The denim jacket is the funniest thing about this picture.

No, it is a stick, regardless of what google says. Twix='two sticks'.

A absolute madman

LOL I didn't google it I was just talking shit to fuck around.

classic Sup Forums

man i miss it
jk