Trips decide what I do in cat café

trips decide what I do in cat café

steal a cat and raise it with utmost care

Scream "I'm finally surrounded by pussy!"

pet a cat

Talk to a cat like a really weird person.

Dick down a cat

Pet a cat with timestamp

is that the one in Portland?

take a bit shit in a litterbox

Cheese your fucking brains out. Let those things piss up your nose.

This. With a timestamp

I would also vote for getting high on cat piss

just show your dick to someone

Pick one of the cats up and lick it, making eye contact with any cute girl in the room... and ask "am I doing it wrong?"

Start licking the table.

Strip off and try and lick your own bumhole.

Gently pick up the cat, let it sit in your lap, pet it, enjoy the purring, enjoy the warm welcoming feel of another sentient being willing to be so close to you, sip some tea and look out of the window, put down the cat, and scream on top of your lungs: AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAAAAA!!!

kill all the cats with a knife

Pet the cats, treat them and everyone there with respect, smile at strangers, then when you are ready to leave stand up and announce to the room that you are now leaving, then leave.

teach quantum physics to the blackest cat

jerk off cat

This!

WINFUCKINGRAR

this, definitely this

Step on every cat. Not killing them but where they slowly die.

winnr

REEEEEEEEE

fucking wasted.

WE HAVE A WINNER

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If you do't have a laser pointer then you have already failed us. For only cat ladies know how a group of cats act as they all try to get the dot.

Poop on that cat