Really think and picture the situation before answering:
You have a new, very cute gf, and you're gonna fuck her for the 1st time...
She tells you "user, Im using a plug".
You turn the lights on to check it out, and see pic related.
Jokes aside, what do you do?
Lick it, then fuck it
I'd first try to figure out the fuck is going on
why would i be dating a guy? i'm not a faggot. Nor am I mentally ill like you OP.
better question what the fucks going on with that hip?
underrated
I... I've seen a bit. But I honestly cannot figure ups&downs from this. Is he (allthough op says she) got an anus on his belly? Are those marks attempts to make better anuses more rare-aligned? I need much sauce
bump for interest, someone give me directions on what is where here
mmm stomas
u fucking dumfuck, thats the point.
ACTUALLY PICTURE you have been dating a fucking 9/10 grill, then one day see pic related.
what
fucking
do
>9/10 girl
>has an ass like that
>being such a fucking retarded
Walk away, she’s not sexually attractive
so u'd just put ur clothes on and leave without saying anything?
>rude
AM extremely confused on what the fuck this is even is
Uh interspecies relations take patience and good communication. Looking at that I would ask what i should do. And ask if while doing it I could wear a hazmat suit, and a horsecondom.
can back it up
cleanse it with fire
>Jokes aside
>fucking digusting pic
>fucking disgustging body
Kill yourself immediately. You couldn't even relate
1. What the fuck is that?
2. Artificial anus? How can one even not have a real one?
3. The fuckin flap on top there hides another anus i presume?
thats her vagoo
lame
u dude rly have no imagination...
*his
damn iphone autocorrect
Yeah, still trying to figure out what I'm looking at.
I'm thinking that it's a very creative Photoshop. It's doesn't look like a colostomy.
>the fuck is going on
You are going to make love to your cute new gf, she lifts her skirt and u see that
Your thread is shit.
/thread
not even my thread
W-What the fuck am I looking at.
Is this a woman or a man?
Do they have an anus above their crotch or is it some sort of injury like when throat cancer people have a hole in their throat?
How can they fit a whole dildo in their?
I am so lost...
srsly wtf is this?
just answer OPs question
what do?