Stuck my dick in crazy and need help getting out of a relationship because of it...

Stuck my dick in crazy and need help getting out of a relationship because of it. How do you get rid of a crazy girl who caught feels on the first fuck and won't leave you alone? Pic related

Tell her that your mom doesnt like her and that you never go against mommys wishes

LOL she actually brought this up herself and asked if my parents said whether they like or hate her

Duude then use it against her. She couldnt be mad at you. Say your parents are strict.

Pull your dick out of her mouth and run.

sorry dude... Your in for life

Shes basically NEET and has stayed at my house for almost two weeks straight now. I originally tried to keep "visiting hours" to fri-sun so I could have the week to myself to do shit like work and actually live life. I took her back to her house on Halloween and left her there with her mom and step-dad and she's been having a psycho-bitch freakout about whether or not we're gonna see each other again. What do I do?

Tell her youre gay. And you only got with her because she has a manly face.

Been there, brother. I chickened out and got one of my female friends to tell her to fuck off. This friend hated her guts so it was like releasing a pitbull. Cowardly, but it worked.

Youre screwed. You fucked up when you brought her to your house. Never do this. She will pretend to like you just so she can leech

Fucking normies

>best lowkey way to ask OP for tits and face

Are you her first?

Lol we matched on tinder so I don't know what she was thinking. I only expected a one-night-stand but I'm pretty sure she said she loved me that first time. She never stops talking about sex but she's basically a dead-fish in bed lmao

she must be crazy about pussy if she hangs with you

Yeesh, OP, you're gonna need to pull out the stops. Straight up tell her that you're not interested in her anymore because she's not the girl you thought she was, and she's not the girl for you. Rip that bandaid off. Tell her you were misled by her completely normal personality and absolutely blindsided by her batshit craziness.

She's been leeching for two weeks straight now. She's manipulative and pretty air-headed. I just want out. I really shouldn't have brought her back to my place

>be OP
>play russian roulette with a fully charged .50 Desert Eagle
>ask for help

No, apparently she's had over 16 partners, not including her rapists (which she brought up. It seems like 9 out of 10 crazy girls have been raped at some point in their lives)

Is she there now? If not then just blank that crazy bitch.

Kick the bitch out you fucking mong.

No women, no troubles.

This is actually pretty solid advice, user. Since I took her home on Halloween, she's been freaking out over text about whether or not we're gonna see each other again especially since we had a date "planned" for Wednesday that I told her I couldn't do anymore. I've already started telling her that I'm tired of how she talks to me, and trying to call her on her shit when she says something manipulative or absurd. If I let it stew long enough, I can use what she says against her and bail on that bitch

Tell her you only wanted to fuck, and you made that clear from the beginning. She'll say you didn't, then you lie (oh when I said that I meant this), then she kills herself/adds you to her list of "rapists"

Tell her no

Seek help. Both of you. Dealing with too much at once and its all out of your league.

We have very little in common besides recreational drugs. She's very air-headed and never stops talking. I have to force myself to give responses to her, otherwise she starts to freak out and ask why I'm not talking to her or what's going on. Keep in mind that she likes to watch reality TV shows like Dance Moms, and quotes every single line from every single character as if it were funny, and expects me to have a verbal response to each and every one.

Where did she live before? Take her there and leave. Lose her number. Lose any contact with her. Shes just gonna be touble the longer you keep her there. Youre not obligated to take care of her. And if she claims rape or something keep any sexts so yoi have evidence

She lived in New York before and recently moved to a new area, where I met her on tinder. I can't really take her back, but that's good advice. I think I have enough texts to back myself up. The only thing I'm worried about is that she has pictures of me, as well as my full-name because I'm a naive idiot

You're well on your way to getting that crazy out then. You're gonna walk out of this with the ability to get away from a psycho, or you're gonna be trapped in this shit forever. Be mean, be cruel, she's a crazy mooch and you didn't sign up for that. Just because you had your cock inside her doesn't mean she's able to lay claim to your house, bed, or anything of yours. You don't like her boundaries, tell her she has boundary issues that need to be worked out, and it's not your job to help her with them. You have your own life, you're a whole person, who's looking for other whole people, not half-people who cling to others in search of a "soul mate," you want either a stable relationship with another mature person, or you just wanted to fuck. She'll call you an asshole either way, but she's fucking crazy so whatever.

if u do anything to piss her off she'll probably make false rape claims

Is her name Eliza?

Don't give into that. Don't let her think for even a MOMENT that she has control over you. So fucking what about the pictures? Literally anyone will understand if you completely truthfully tell them "I had a crazy fucking psycho bitch steal those from my phone and post them there." Everyone will say "Sheesh, good thing she didn't like cut your dick off or try to drown you in your sleep (true story, had a friend with a crazy ex that poured water into his open mouth while he was asleep)."

I'm aware of this and worried that she might try something like this. I think I have texts showing consent, but now I'm going to go back and double check

>posting thumbnails the size of which ants wouldn't even find acceptable
>not posting tits
>not posting ass
>not even posting face
fuckoff faggot OP

female privilege amirite lmao

Thanks, user. She's the type of crazy where I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to cut my dick off. Some friends of mine have even mentioned that on their own after hearing her on the phone with me

I think shes trying to manipulate you, so she has someone to take care of her. That's usually the case with women. And if she is a beta female she probably resorts to freak out sessions with you just to manipulate your feelings. She overstimulates your feelings so its harder to make rational decisions, in the heat of the moment. I think you should keep your wits about you and don't panic. if you really pay attention you'll figure a way out.

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This is why God invented screenshots. OP, screenshot every conversation you've had with her, in their entirety, and save the pictures. It's work, but not as much work as trying to deny a false rape claim. If it gets to that point, try to get her to admit it somehow in text. Something like "Nobody's going to believe your lies," because she'll respond with "Why wouldn't they" or "Watch them." Something that gives her room to fuck herself over, like "You can't just lie to people to try to destroy my life."

Wear a condom man...

We call them "Legbeards"

You have some smart friends. Keep your distance, always lock your doors.

Dude what the fuck , she looks like the same crazy bitch I was dealing with a few months agin, what's her initials ?!

how did u get out??

omg I know her she used to live in ny and was a crazy bitch

Use her for your sexual depravations. Just center the relationship in sex only and tell her is a must to fullfill your dirty expectations just when you call her, otherwise you'll dump her cause your dirty mind is your #1 priority.

Be the crazy one in the relationship, she'll dump you or you'll have a nice time here

Initials and I'll let you know what worked for me

so fking sad blowjob

I thought about trying this, but she can't even make me cum. Whenever we fuck, I barely have to put in any work before she starts screaming and orgasming. It's hard to tell whether or not she's faking it. She's 5'2" but acts like I'm hung like a porn star and handles me like such.
I think it could turn out pretty badly if I tried to turn our relationship into just sex.

This is the other other option, OP. I didn't wanna go there, but you could very easily turn her into a sex slave for a few weeks/months until you tell her it's not enough anymore and you need to leave. Don't ever push her into having sex, because she'll say you raped her, but make it clear that that's the ONLY thing about her that you or anyone else could ever value. Then you slowly and mildly add insults into that, and eventually she'll bail. Make rules like you're only allowed in my house if you're naked until she cracks.

B A

If you go down this path, you just have to be rude and not be afraid of a bruised cock. Any time she refuses sex, get SUPER pissed, demand she leaves, insult her, ect. Never physically force her, but boil her down to her only value.

She tries to manipulate my feelings a lot, and I let it get to me. I had to call her today on my lunch break just because I told her I wouldn't be able to see her for the date she spontaneously planned.

post face pic

get footage if you can OP
and consent lmao

any pic of her? if she is hot enough it will be OK for cumming. Just fuck the brains out of her, keep fucking that bitch after her orgasm your cock is the center of the freakin universe, so if she is hot enough, which I bet so, do not stop fucking her until your dick has been satisfied

>post face pic
>crazy girl
u think OP tryna get caught bruh???

OP, you need to tell us, legitimately. Are you afraid of hurting this psycho? Do you actually want her to walk away from this happy about it? Because if the answer to either of those is "yes," we can't help you. Let her know she's not a priority, you and your life come first, she's a luxury/addition that you can take or leave depending on how you want to live. She's a bonus, not a privilege, let her know that. Your work, your life, you fucking lunch break, all MILES more important to you than her. Push that.

If she browses Sup Forums, OP is probably already dead and she's sitting at his keyboard wearing his skin as a suit and face as a mask.

>14Kb
>Pic related
Post original you liar

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I want to rid this psycho bitch from my life, whatever it takes

The fuck she's ugly as hell

ugly chick for an ugly little dick bro

It was your choice to stick your dick in her. You get what you deserve. Dig your own hole out

its not cool to call your sister psycho OP

Then you need to do one of the two things suggested by everyone here. Rip the bandaid off and tell her that you can't deal with her batshit insanity, she's not your responsibility, and you don't want anything to do with her in the future. OR. Emotionally abuse her, play her, turn her into your crazy sex slave until she thinks you're too crazy for even her. The two most effective methods are also the meanest, but they work.

Hey, a little dick can be fixed, or you can find a girl that likes it. Psychopathy can't be fixed.

Most are, pic related.

Are we looking at the same dick here??? Owo
If that's little then I'm microscopic

I know of a girl called eliza who you could say is crazy...

eliza b?

you look like a decent size to me OP
maybe not a pornstar but good lenth and girth
what doe sshe do with your dick tho?

Lol I'm dumping random wallpapers along with nudes to identify my posts in this thread, I didn't even realize the pic was relevent

Fuck, no way...
What a small world

wat

Fugettabout it, just keep posting

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Now now there could be a lot of eliza b's out there. What letter does the one you know end in? (Second name)

She always likes to talk about how "huge" it is, and handles it like its too big for her. She'll put both hands on it in a way that a lot still sticks out, and she'll even hold it in ways to show me that her fingertips don't touch while wrapped around it. She also only ever puts a little bit of it in her mouth, and won't let me put it all in her pussy either. I don't know if she's a size-queen, but she always tells me I'm the biggest she's ever had, and practically obsesses over it

That's all from me. Good luck OP.

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Put it in all the way. That'll get her off you.

I can tell u this: the longer u stay together, the more complicated it's going to be. If u wanna dump her, do it soon.

And show pics of her tits, if u have them

ah the one I was thinking ends in a different letter. Still though that was fun while it lasted

marry that bitch and she will slowly grow to hate you over the next 10 years then, bam problem solved

Fuck sake! Hate weak head game. Quit licking the sides and get it in your throat you dumb fuck.

kek you fucked up son. You asked Sup Forums for advice way too late in the game. Enjoy marriage becuse you're too much of a pussy to bail out on the crazy.

Goes to show, stay away from Elizas.

shes acting like thats the first big dick she ever seen

I learnt my lesson. Hard

Ask and you shall recieve

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Thx, OP. If u have more, keep em coming.

If you want out tell her. Say it has been nice but you just don´t feel the same way that she does. Also if she is truly crazy leech, make sure to record her saying you never raped/hit her exe. Just incase.

op you are huge dude

I hope she doesn't drive, because that sounds like a stalker in the making.

Easy user iam gay will work
good luck