AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

JUST

COMEBACK

Man you know damn well this team wasn't going to lose, why you make this?

HAPPENING???

ITS HAPPENING

THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE

DOWN 4 UNDER 4 MINUTES LEFT

I've never watched womens basketball but holy shit is this terrible. I've never seen so many missed shots in my life. In 5 minutes there has been a 2 point shot and 2 foul shots. Do people actually like this shit?

But...feminism

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ITS HAPPENING
>7-1
>18-1
>111-1

Kek, but seriously it looks like highschool basketball. Sometimes when they shoot 3s they just chuck the ball up and hope it lands. Absolutely terrible form.

hahaha

based Dak

wtf

just saw uconn was down big early on

DAK

sweep the leg mississippi st

that foul will cost them the game

What does bonus mean?

how long until Geno gets busted for NCAA violations? there's no way you can win that many games in a row without running a dirty program

im not watching the game but the stats for uconn look fine

idk why the game is so close

It's women Athletics

>win every year
>best recruits want to go to a championship team
>only a handful of star players in each recruiting class
It's self-fulfilling and impenetrable

THANKS NIGGAS

>yfw he gets busted for Penn State x1000 and someone spills the beans on him jacking off to his players or having affairs with them, etc.

Pat Summitt's son got one of his players preggers IIRC

why isnt uconn up 20?

I know womens basketball is shit but why have a fucking midget on your team?

she would have had a chance if she was even close to regular size

>ot

IN YOUR FACE, NIGGA

Have you seen his competition half of the teams struggle with lay ups

oh great, more of something I don't care about except for a potential upset

So women's basketball is where they send the fat cheerleaders? Why don't they have alpha chads slingin cock around or something?

Who is this tub of fun? How much do you think she weighs?

sports are veritable evidence to why feminism and gender equality are a joke

Literally every player on both teams in a lesbian.

Choking like Matt Ryan

She's a big girl

And far less of a chance it actually happens

Good grief, does anyone want to win tonight?

>UConns mascot is literally just a faggot in a fursuit

heh

i can't believe i'm watching women's college basketball solely on the fact that one of the teams might lose

this is dreadful

Could five random anons from this very thread beat UConn?

Nah, we're all manlets.

absolutely. and not particularly athletic anons.

>The State of Connecticut is so shitty that the only thing they have to root for is Women's Basketball

Let that sink in for a moment.

Yes. I've coached recreational women's and men's basketball. Teenagers, but still. The fucking difference is astonishing.

I'd guarantee you that 16-18 year-old girls could not beat 10-12 year old boys.

No woman is 100% a lesbian, but most are bisexual. The ones that claim to be just haven't been dicked properly

mississippi state is rebounding a lot better, taken 20 more shots than uconn has.

How much of a cuck are you when you're a male cheerleader for the women's basketball team?

who /dak/ here?

most women athletes have the athletic ability of 15 year old boys so possibly if they were /fit/ enough and not manlets

They used to have a good men's program

>that pass

i'm assuming he's fucking one of the players on the low.

Women's Basketball is liking a bunch of kids going to bowl with bumpers but the bumpers don't work so they miss a lot and it's all broadcasted on national tv.

he looks like he's only there for promotional reasons

Dude, you're literally their cum cow, milked for protein before and after each game in a reverse-bukkake. Opposite of cuck

IT'S HAPPENING

No, he's having flashbacks to the NFL postseason and realizing that the Cowboys are awful in January.

>tfw their coach made a living for 15 years with a career average of 3.8ppg.

hes with Zeke

>Basketball Women
>Straight

for his sake, i hope not

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Just need semen for in-vitro

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them some nappy-headed hoes there

i know it isnt the same sport, or coaching, but i referee youth soccer

even in soccer, girls and boys are at about the same level skill wise and competitively until they are about 12 years old. then boys just fly past girls

i literally avoid doing U17-U19 girls games because they play regulation length 15 minute games and i once got in trouble because i literally fell asleep on the sideline with a U19 "division 1" game

SOUTH SUDAN MUST HELP SOUTH SUDAN

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It's not sexual for them, but they need the man milk. Many are converted in the process

random, no. if you picked the best 5 of us and let us play together a bit first, probably

uconn is probably on par with a mediocre to slightly above average high school boy's team

COCK'D

>10 has a dick bigger than most of the people on Sup Forums

OX"SENPAI" IM A BRIT IN A TURTLENECK HELP SOUTH SUDAN PLS

wut u lookin' at liddle whyboi

They won Men's basketball 3 years ago.

5 randoms from /nba/ general made it past the first round of dleague open tryout cuts two years ago, so it wouldn't surprise me desu

that play where the tall bitch from MSU stole the ball and tried to run a fastbreak was just embarrassing

she's lucky she didn't dislocate a knee

I want a second overtime

Who are the 2 girls they keep showing?

who /hates women's basketball but wants to see 111-1/ here

Imagine if she hadn't cucked UCONN when they offered a scholarship. Geno probably cried like a bitch that night.

How long would it take you to impregnate the entire UConn Basketball team?

>have 17 seconds to waste
>take shitty three point attempt anyway

me

Jim Boeheim died for this.

The Uconn players who won 4 straight titles from last year I think

FLAGRANT on my bae KLS

MISS ST THROWING ELBOWS NOW ITS OGRE

three years ago obama was president

Would need a some vigara tbhfamalamalma

mee

The only thing women are worse at than sports is refereeing.

why do you think I'm here?

how the fuck can they go back to review that after another possession already occured

Well their fertility cycles probably line up, due to mixing endogenous pheromones in the nightly scissorfests. So I could probably do it in one go if my sperm are on their game that day.

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Oh god don't remind me.

How can you do that if a possession has already happened?

How do you time travel a blown call?

Dumb fucker

Of course this would end with refball in UConn's favor. Fuck all these cunts and fuck Geno.

REFBALL INCOMING

HILLARY MAKING THE CALLS FROM INSIDE THE FOREST