Merseyside Derby match thread 1

Liverpool: Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner, Lucas, Can, Wijnaldum, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino

Everton: Joel, Baines, Williams, Jagielka, Pennington, Holgate, Gana, Davies, Barkley, Calvert-Lewin, Lukaku

Starts in 45 bings

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this will end 1-1

who the fuck is this smug fuck?

who /LEEDS/ here?

>the state of premier league european spot contenders' midfields and benches

>Lucas

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminder that pre-match Simpsons kino is on Channel 4

>implying Lucas isn't an absolute /clublegend/

>friendliest derby in the world la
>can e borrow a tenner tho la, don't want to meet my mate stanley

the utter state of that everton lineup

watching cooking shows til kick off

>2017
>lucas is still at our club

OUT OUT OUT

post stream la

he's top 50 in all time liverpool appearances and been playing here for 10 years

nothing to sniff at in the modern game

If nothing else, he's loyal

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jamie at home is apex comfy

Time for the yearly 'Neverton come crashing back to reality' event

he smart, he loyal

that tells a lot about liverpool in the past 10 years

perhaps, but clubs aren't made by just the good years

he's a notable part of liverpool's history, even if it was one of the more sparse parts of that history

>living on a prayer
scouse music taste

Who Sup ForumsBLiverpool here

>Time to get fucking thrashed

I FUCKING HATE MERSEYSIDE DERBY'S REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But seriously, Everton don't have a single fucking chance to win today.

Here

>Milan still salty about Istanbul

>tfw April fools
>tfw won't know if the ref is just engaging in some cheeky banter with each decision

Lollerpool fan here. They're due one massively here. If they win i wouldn't be arsed if it wasn't for the fact they'll completely forget it's been that long since they won

They've been unbearable with the stadium recently and a spawny win that they're due will only increase this

neverton can't lose at anfield forever

Who is thi--

>tattoo

DROOOOOOOOOPPED

>They've been unbearable with the stadium recently

I remember when Hicks and Gillet built Liverpool a new stadium.

which team does the liverpoolian elite support?

they own horses

for me it's Mersyside Derby.

liverpool

the executive boxes at goodison are made of cardboard

For him it's sky sports one

What is the worse, most irrelevant derby in the premier league?

For me it's Mersyside Blue.

probably one of the london ones

For me it's Newcastle and that red team from the area, and aston villa vs birmingham

what's the most famous tv/celebrity Everton fan?

only one of those four teams are in the premier league right now

Evertonians only know what it feels like to lose this game

they probably involuntarily hope to lose because winning would destroy the only reality they know

More like Bond... Old Bond.

>Over 2.5 goals

Everton with a weakened defence and Liverplop being plop in defence. Surely there will be 3 goals in this???

Silvester Stallone

Blue is the right side

need abit of needle for me mixed with a old fashioned ground
reminder they call this the friendly derby

jamie carragher
robbie fowler
steve mcmanaman
steven gerrard

bonus for wayne rooney

>6 of Evertons players are 23 or younger

might put a cheeky bet on an Everton own goal

real derby goals are instantaneously followed by pitch invasions

Pooney

Doubt it. Lukaku is usually quiet in big games and Liverpool chance conversion is awful.

These games are always unwatchable shit 1-0s.

maybe in the conference

Can and Lucas are so bloody slow, and Gini isn't good at being the main attacking midfielder

going to be a slow game desu

Historically, what's the third best football team from Liverool and Manchester?

liverpool boxes are reserved for retarded american celebrities that only follow football to boost their twitter followers

everton easily

everton are probably fourth all time after arsenal, maybe fifth behind chelsea now

U CANT WIN EL SPOT WITH KIDS LMFAO!!"!"

Liverpool.

Everton, Man City are a Championship club at best that have been injected with money

Why can't Cornwall teams perform?

Everton

...

youtu.be/wg9WL9Nxhfg

there's not really any major population centres in cornwall

the real question is why bristol teams can't perform

>le touch the badge, chest bump, down with the people man

Can you believe the government actually allowed the Hillsborough conspiracy theorists to win

que foi macaco?

streaming:

streams.notahoneypot.me

Realistically what would happen if you tried to walk alone in Liverpool?

how can everton even compete with that atmosphere?

What a fucking tin pot stadium.

have a good time la

Go liverpool desu

You'd slip

How to Anfield:
>sing silly song before kick off
>remain silent for 90 minutes
>repeat said silly song just before the end*
*if losing, remain silent

Evton will wil 2-3

t knower

say it with me

>LUCAS

some scary scally girls would probably humiliate you and tell you that your penis is small

unfortunately they are all from Bristol

a friendly young lad would come up to you and ask would you like to join him and his mates at the pub for a pint and a chin wag

Leivapool?

It's not small though

SIGN ON

Liverpool is such a cult it's scary.

Imagine being one of these lot. Fuckin weirdos.

wtf I hate james bond now

was that daniel craig

this hillsborough song is fucking embarrassing, it must stop

not much lad, its actually pretty safe and actually quite a nice looking city. much better than the concrete jungle that is manchester.
also its whiter

Sitting in silence for 88 minutes and singing at the start and end of a match counts as atmosphere?

for me it's merseyside blue

BOND SPOTTED

One of these is not like the other.

what do you think of old people at football grounds

HOW CAN EVERTON COMPETE WITH 007?

prove it

Stream? Firstrows gone to shit these days.

so some old cunt died. get on with the game.

they should move to the main stand and let younger lads sing on the kop