Any tips of making a shit ton of money?

Any tips of making a shit ton of money?

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Always make me sadvto see guys in porn. Why did they do it? Surely there are better job out there than forcing yourself to achive a fucking boner again and again. They never looked happy doing it or afterwards.

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Always save at minimum 10% of what you earn and another 10% minimum into an investment portfolio

In what?

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See this is good advice, what do you invest in?

Alright I'll get into investments, however if you're serious about making money I'd recomend you read the richest man in babylon. Now onto the investments, in terms of get rich quick with high risk I prefer mineral exploration companies, that and range trading within familar stocks. However if you'd like more security then move your cash into bluechips. When you can afford it I'd think about moving into property. Now I don't know where you live but in my country, Australia I can negative gear my investment property loan and reduce tax. where do you live?

I currently reside in Florida, real estate sounds perfect

>investing in real estate in a state that is literally sinking

Also I'd like to say that you can't go into an impatient mindset when trading stocks, well atleast the way I trade them, I've waited upwards of 4 years for certain investments to pay off. So there is a golden idea to understand which is that the market evaluation of a company is wrong, so when looking at a stock you should be somewhat persuaded by it's price but the most important thing to do is research it. Analyse the stock both qualitatively and quantitatively, n that you do graphical analysis, and I'll try and find the books I've read on this part. Furthermore, you also need to qualitatively analyse the stock, ie who are the directors, what's their history, what's the market demand for this commodity, what hidden risks are there, so on so forth.

I think you're right I should get the hell out of here first

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I'm willing to work hard, time is something I do currently have

Another thing I'd want to say is that opportunities surround you, however you won't always have the chance to capitalist on them as you don't have the funds or your money will be tied in your assets. This is not necessarily a bad thing, and well this is my own philosophy, take it with a grain of salt, but I believe that it's more efficient, whilst riskier to narrow your focus onto a few stocks, this isn't the case for property however, which is pretty much always a good idea, unless the loan was unfairly valued in your favour which could put you at risk, ie 2008.

Honest question, would any of you think investing into Asteroid Mining companies be advisable? Or?

how do i make da monies if im 19 and disabled in florida

Ok that's awesome, the keys to success are determination and persistence. Everything else is on the sidelines, so can I ask what's your job? Also I'm afraid I can't help specifically in regard to taxes or whatnot as I don't really know much about american tax laws or florida tax laws.

I would only invest into mining my own asshole

What jobs can you work?

Uh, I'm unfamiliar with that, what can you tell me about it?

I'm 21 a senior in college, and just realized college might be bullshit

I can get erect and sit at a desk

I currently am a student, don't work but have recently started a small business. It's a small handy man company

How many succs of the dicc hav u gotten my guy

Stop pretending to be me buddy, I don't appreciate it pal. I had you in my sights gee willikers I would really give you a piece of my mind

been hit with a bit of a dry spell my dude. But my freshman and sophomore year got 7.

I legit live in florida tho lol, and im disabled, and i need a job, and i can get erect and sit at a desk


Wat do

Asteroids have massive amounts of metals and other stuff like water in them, companies are being formed such as Deep Space Industries which hope to capitalise off of this and harvest the resources

My guy, u need to hop on the tindrs and tell the nigglets of the world about ur anal eating skillz

U dnt get gud succ withiut a lil ass eating in between

Sit at a desk? That's good news, that doesn't exclude you from a lot of jobs. I can't speak about this issue myself as I'm not disabled but I would say that it depends on the person how much of an obstacle they make their misfortunes. Even if you're unqualified now, you can still succeed in a profession, it's never to late to adapt.

Can i whore myself out but remain in a wheelie office chair the whole time

I would say I don't think that's a good investment yet, I don't think the technology is there. Although I might be completely wrong.

Damn fam, what's your disability?

No more tinder bro, fucked 3 girls on there, 2 were fucking crazy and the other gave me a yeast infection

Nerve damage and neuropathic symptoms from the nerve damage, autonomic dysfunction
kek has not given dubs upon me

Sometime in the future then

Damn sounds like HTLV, that shit fucks people up

Shit eating and flabby pussy in your face > yeast infection

That's great, you're creating a job for yourself, something which a majority of people never do. So if I were you I stick to the few general rules, which are boring but tired and true which is save and invest and don't spend too much, however it's not always easy to stick to these rules. It might be early days and it may not seem like you're making progress but in 10 years the divide between you and your friends who don't follow these rules might be noticeable, 20 years and you'll be very comfortable. I can't give you any get rich quick advice unfortunately, only tell you what I'm sure you already know.

Ya know i had no idea what that was, i just googled it and now im horrified


Currently no definite cause to it yet but it looks like pernicious anemia thats become extremely advanced, could also be parkinsons

Before i die i just wanna wash the white off me and become a true niggerman

Save money, invest in gun. Use said gun on people to make more money to invest in bigger gun, before you know out you'll be selling f16s and making big time ghadafi money

Yes but if you, want some advice in more immediate investments I think, I might be wrong so draw your own conclusions, that gold will go up as is the general trend when market fears rise. So I would be looking at lot's of different gold exploration companies making a decision from there, this is talking the next 2-3 years.

I was a poorfag, like dirt poor, like our trailer house had broken windows and mold growing on the ceiling poor. I'm going to tell you the only way to go from rags to riches and its dead simple but it takes time, dedication and it won't happen overnight.

1. First get a job.
- Any job will do but obviously go for the highest paying job. High paying jobs that any idiot can do include: cleaning port-a-potties, working at the retard house (state school), wiping old peoples asses. When starting out I cleaned portable toilets. The worked sucked, I came home covered in shit and piss but I made $20/hr.

2. Spend as little as possible on living expenses such as rent, car, food, utilities, etc..
- I lived in a shitty part of town in a 300sq ft. apartment. My car was a 1989 Honda accord with no paint, A/C, etc. I purchased it for $800.

3. Save every red cent you can. Work side jobs on the weekends doing whatever you can to make extra dough.

4. Develop a skill set in your spare time. Construction, truck driving, A/C technician, plumber, whatever. Educate yourself. You won't go anywhere without a skill. If your only skill is jerking off and being able to identify porn stars based on the shape of their asshole you're fucked.

5. Once you have saved $50-$100k start a business with your newly developed skill.

6. Hustle said business while learning about how to run a business.

7. Hire other fucks to work for you while you learn even more about growing a business.

9. Continue living like a slob, maybe buy a better car that gets you around reliably.

10. Once you have $500k-750k in the bank start investing

11. Don't let someone invest for you. Investing is basically buying things that will make you more money in the future. I bought out other smaller businesses in my same field from people that had clients but sucked ass at running a business (see 7)

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12. Continue living like a slob
- I had $978k cash in the bank and over $500k in investments and I still lived in my shit apartment and drove a slightly nicer shitty car.

13. Invest in a house, pay cash for said house. This house should also be super shitty so you get it for a song and a dance. The only thing that matters is the neighborhood. Fix this home up with your own blood sweat and tears.

14. Continue investing

15. Sell your business in the millions

16. Continue investing
- Only spend money on things that will make you more money in the future.

17. Congrats you're 20 years older but rich.

18. Retire.

You can skip most of these steps if you have wealthy parents, or you are a genius.

Why not enjoy some of your money though?

Work first play later, enjoy your money when you retire.

I'm 47 now and make about $750k a year in interest alone on my investments. I haven't even touched all the money I saved. I enjoy my money now because it comes in like clock work. I've got 5 houses all over the world and several nice cars, clothes, and things. Hell I have enough time to surf Sup Forums in the middle of the day for fucks sakes.

Do you want to enjoy your money now, or enjoy 10 fold years from now.

Do you want to spend all your money now or have buckets of money pouring into your account every month for the rest of your life until you die?

I did all of this without a college degree. Sure it sucked see'ing my peers crusing around in a Mercedes after a few years out of college while I was still driving my beater but now they're all nearing retirement with nothing but piles of debt. When I feel like it I'll jump on a 1st class plane ride to one of my homes and fuck my wife on a beach. Life sucked before but life's really fucking good now.

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And what did your wife do? She fucked her way through life and latched onto you once she got older. 0 effort.

That's how you win at life kids, have a pussy.

Blowjobs

Be a male stripper, made $2K last night off stupid bitches getting their pussies wet

for real? i thought this was just a fucking meme and you strip for guys 99% of the time

This ALMOST swerved a hard detour into a Tai Lopez ad before a YouTube video.

LMAO. Bitter much? My wife was a very successful Psychologist by the age of 28 (when I married her). She was a "genius" with wealthy parents and thus got to skip most of those steps. She wouldn't done just fine without ever running into me. We met when I was 40 in a resort in Mexico. We hit it off, had similar goals and motto's for life. Been great since. We're a fucking team.

I've been on Sup Forums for years because this place is an awesome form of fucking entertainment. Moreso when you're fucking broke and don't even have a TV. I only had Internet because I needed it for work. So at the end of a 16 hour day I spent an hour here on Sup Forums laughing my ass off. I'm grateful for that because it kept me sane.

Believe what you want but that is really the blueprint to being wealthy, happy and successful in life. It ain't easy but it fucking works. You just gotta have some self control and have the money to grab opportunities when they pop up.

>with wealthy parents

they you go... they died and you inherited the money... don't lie that you worked hard.

Ah I savor your bitterness. Her parents are still alive. Yeah when they die we'll inherit a nice fortune but at this point its like adding one more pepperoni to my extra large pizza. Its a drop in the bucket my man. More than likely we'll spend that inheritance on an estate in South France. We love it there when we visit.

Yeah but you're old af though. What's the point now?

sell drugs or this

No mention of bitcoin or crypto... You guys are failures.

If you think 47 is old you're fucked. But go on being poor the rest of your life. I'll need someone to clean my toilets, I've got a lot of them and I shit in them all.

I scrape by working a shitty job every now and then and use what little money i have to travel the world

The lack of comforts leads to much more enjoyment. More experiences, more women, more sex, more time exploring.

I can technically do this indefinitely unless an emergency occurs

But yeah go ahead and wait till you're 50 and fuck you old saggy wife once a month when you convince your dick to work again. At least you have a comfy house

47 is old retard

learn skills
THE HARDER YOU WORK THE LESS YOU MAKE (when i went from 12 an hour cooking
40 hours a week to making 150 an hour to sit around telling others what do to this really sunk in)
sieze every opportunity

You can just feel the jealousy right through the monitor.

Keep on scraping by, you'll be just fine right. You''ll be young forever and never have any medical issues or problems ever right? Nothing can stop you when you put your super man underwear on right?

Ah yes sleeping in a hostel with a bunch of other greasy fucks is definitely more enjoyable than having some peasant wait on you hand an foot in your own home. Exploring? I've traveled the world over because I have the money to do that. I've seen and experienced shit that would make your little head explode. Sex? I have more sex in a month than your little cock has seen in a year. Ever been to a week long orgy with models and adult film stars from around the world? Probably not, just keep banging that STD infested hippy girl from Austria and think "this is the shit!"

"Technically" "indefinitely" .... "Until an emergency occurs" ... these are all really important words in your sentence. Oh wait thats all the words in your sentence. Do you know what these words mean?

I waited until I was 40 and my "old saggy wife" was 28. She's 35 now and hotter than any woman you've ever been allowed to touch.

Keep it up kid, when you're 50 I will need someone like you to wipe my ass.

80 is old you retard. 47 is the prime of your life. I don't expect a 13 year old to understand that though your little brain hasn't developed past "ugh, boobs, ugh pussy" yet.

This guy fucks.

>Ever been to a week long orgy with models and adult film stars from around the world?

yes I did that in dubai.. it was pretty boring imo

I'm sure you did kiddo because they totally let broke, "scraping by" teenagers into those private events reserved for extremely wealthy people.

suck dick good

my family does business with a middle eastern rich family... they give away those kind of events as bribes...

Ok. Care to explain how you did it?

The secret to wealth has always been the same: It's not how much you make - it's how you spend.

In other words, the reason you're not rich is because.....

start by learning how to grammar gooder

Not be dumb enough to ask Sup Forums how to make a lot of money.

>convert to judaism
>claim that you family was a victim of concentration camps
>demand germany to pay you an indemnisation for the shoah
>???
>profit
literally every jew nowadays

>Lolly-Dolly teens..'

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