What is best in life?

What is best in life?

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Death.

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True dat.

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Cute, muscle-bound boys?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women.

Like this?

THIS is what's best in life.

youtube.com/watch?v=nIQfIj-RLyw

you are so gay

This is my most prized possession.

Memories with good friends you didnt even know you were making?

post tits or get the fuck out

To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

a qt3.14 Asian gf

What about purging xenos scum?

Whose tits are you wanting to see?

Underage pussy

Yours

No. I'm very shy and my tits are small and sad.

I like shy girls and small tits

Most important things in life in order.

1. Purpose
2. Love/Affection
3. Physical/mental well being

There's plenty of other things but these 3 are kind of the most important.

Who ever said I'm a woman?

Yeah right, you fucking idiot. It's all about seeing your enemies driven before you.

you like nickel back, of course your a woman

Not true, I might just be a faggot.

fair enough

Well here's a consolation.

you are a cool ass faggot

Dunno about you OP, but I like shitting
Taking a big fat dump always makes me feel good
Other than that, getting drunk

Thanks. Here's another for the road.

Do you like the weird poops you get after drinking a lot?

taking pleasure from taking a shit is self sodomy

These guys get it.

My dad always used to say "What's best in life is to serve the LORD [awkwardly long pause] and love thy neighbor."

But he's in jail for multiple rapes and murders, and is gonna die in there, so I'm pretty sure the raving lunatic had no idea what the fuck he was gibbering about.

not particularly, because they're NASTY smelling
cool story

maybe I need to start listening to nickel back

Only if you try to put them back in.

Did your father ever try crushing his enemies and seeing them driven before him?

Sodomy is dope.

just admit you enjoy having logs pass through your anus
no matter if they go in or out

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death

Apparently he preferred hatchets to crushings. Always thought it was kinda creepy that he collected them.

It's working. This ought to push you over the edge.

das sum trippy ass shiat holmes

I collect hatchets and axes and I hardy ever rape or murder anybody.

if you're alive
a good health is something you which to have if you're sick or experienced sickness.

nothing matter compare to that.

but are they like, cool hatchets and axes with history or stories, or are they the ones you found on sale at hardware stores?

here and now is the greatest album of all time

Isn't that most religious people?

Cuck

Yes.

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Probably. Been so long since I associated with highly religious people I'm kinda out of touch with that cult scene.

Okay.

Wow man right in the feels. Came here to shit post and you reminded me of my best friend who just died of cancer at 25. Fuck you user.

This user has been through some real shit.

Sup Forums

Is Sup Forumsest place ever

Sup Forums is mediocre at best.

Then gtfo

without the traps and various forms of log porn it would be the Sup Forumsest

No, he's right. Sup Forums is, and always has been shit.

The sooner you realize that, the better.

traps, logs, cucks, trump trolls, and black cock worshipers have made it worse than it's ever been before.

no (you)

He was just being a good father and trying to set you on the right path. Even though he was a poo

young friend, you should've known the days of puddi-puddi, cockmongler (his name is Grinman) and roody-poo candy-ass, and the days of WT Snacks.

that was quality shit.

Traps are the best thing ever

Serving god is always a mistake. He never serves you. You don't owe him shit.

To crush your enemies, see them fall before you, and hear the lamentation of the women.

for the lgbt community

Yeah, he did try. He was damned wrong about pretty much everything but he tried.

Realized this pretty quick though.

yeah sure who cares

At least that shit was short-lived. Traps have been sticking around for way too long and this cuck shit won't die. The log thing is absurd too, and I'd have been fine with it if it would just go away now that it's clearly not funny anymore. I think it started with the dumb fucking banana.

Nope, some are cute

You should go out there and kill people for yourself.

so, they have dicks and balls that negate any cuteness

Mwah... You'll be alright user. May I see your genitals please

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money, nice teen ass, teqila

Blowjobs are good.

well, the banana shit is fading and so too shall the logs... but alas, something new and even stupider will replace them, that's just the nature of the meme.

things change, but they stay the same.

If you like ass post a picture with an ass in it, dipshit. I fucking hate you.

Of course

You know what's funny about that actually... I learned that there's apparently a genetic factor to religious devoutness, but there's no genetic factor that determines *which* religion you choose. After all that shit went down I became a hardcore agnostic... odd, considering I had used my previous belief system (his) to join the Army and crush my enemies and see them driven before me.

Shit broke my head and I have literally broken down crying after defending myself in a barfight because of the violence that I was 'forced' to commit. The dude was fucking fine. It just really tore me up to hit someone.

Bumber man. Not much in jail to do. Finding god helps some. Good luck to u

And you can look sexy doing it.

HEY DUMB NIGGER POSTER(S), THIS board has the most machine posted shit of any board.

A majority of the things you mentioned are spammed by someones with an axe to grind. It is done to degrade and tarnish. They are too stupid too know this plaace was always a piss ocean.

There are groups, powerful I mean, that want everything here tainted or discredited (but aren't smart enough to see we do that automatically).

Ever since asianm00t took the site, it HAS DEFINITELY sold out to anyone who will pay it seems.

Spamming of boring, repetitive material was handled by the before. I believe they allow certain continuous broadcasts of spam for a price, and that there is a political or social angle to trying to fag and subdue all of you with that awful porn.

Illuminati confirmed.

I second this post. /thread

Sucks man. Thank you for your service

Edgy little twat..

Heh. Thanks, user. Always makes me feel awkward when people say that, but I appreciate the sentiment.

My wife and kids. Job and money second.

I love your wife and kids too.

By what, you nig?

Constant self-improvement.

That Sup Forums sucks a little bit more now. You stupid fucking rapist.

You ought to try getting a little more zen than that, fampai. Obsessive self-improvement is counter-intuitively counterproductive.

No. Some day I will be able to bench press a cow.