Middle aged white redneck from AL here. Ask me anything

Middle aged white redneck from AL here. Ask me anything.

Prove it!

How would I do that?

You could have just said AL. We'd all know what you are

tell us something only someone from AL would know...

Are you racist boi?

Show us the incest tape of you and your aunt/sister

What is your favorite furniture ?

Have you had sexual encounters with anyone in your family? Have any of your family members been fukn?

Trying to think of something...Our previous Governor Robert Bentley was a horn dog that got exposed.

Believe it or not, no I am not. Got some good friends that are black. We are not all the way the media makes us our to be.

Just what part of AL do you think you are in??
I can see the screen of the only other computer in the state, and billy bob's watching horse porn...

Where did the term red neck come from

I'm south of Montgomery. No incest shit.

Why am I not surprised

I think the term came from poor people that work all day like down in the dirt, like farmers or something. Their neck is red from sunburn. That is my best guess.

Their older brothers used to grab them by the neck and masturbate like it's a penis, and eventually it becomes red

Ugh... Just south of hell is still hell...

Do you have any black buddy's?

have you got your beans in yet?

Son of a gun!

Why does your kind still reproduces? Don't you see you shame an entire nation by only existing?

Ok, so all our AL Sup Forumsros shoutout...
We've got south of Montgomery...
I'm up in the magic city...
Who else we got out there?

amused britbong here.

What's your favorite dip. I've been on Copenhagen Longcut for about 11 years. Awesome with Mountain Dew or PBR.

How does it feel for your state to rank 49th in the country for everything? Thank god for Mississippi, right?

Was Smokey and the bandit based on facts?

Are you fucking kidding?? As bad as AL is, at least it's not MS...

Florida guy reporting in. My family is southern raised. The term redneck came from when workers on a farm would work all day in the sun and get a sunburnt neck. After work they’d go out, create havoc, and cause mischief. The term redneck tho is so overused by everybody between losers, posers and wannabes now a Days. The proper term is southern raised. And just because I know this is gonna come up. Yes, I do have a giant lifted truck.

A man with pride and dignity,and also a large lorry.

Got no problem with the lifted trucks...
But if your one of those assholes with pipes and a lift so high I'm eyelevel with your running boards sitting in my SUV...
Then I'm coming for ya!

That's it redneck.