First generation Sup Forumse here. Visiting Poland this year and I was wondering if you guys got any tips

First generation Sup Forumse here. Visiting Poland this year and I was wondering if you guys got any tips.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/GIGj7mupR0E?t=26m38s
youtube.com/watch?v=DF-eOuNGuuY
youtube.com/watch?v=-1-z48cJDbc
mcdonalds.pl/oferta/
youtube.com/watch?v=a4suvl4AO88
youtube.com/watch?v=0BZ0bVCuCfg
youtube.com/watch?v=0nFKXoT9Orw
youtube.com/watch?v=To8-JPgE_rI
youtube.com/watch?v=5NBx0Okr_LY
youtube.com/watch?v=4mSwRt5YzYU
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Be white and be respectful to our country

avoid taxi con men on the airport, just call some major taxi company or use a bus

try Ciechan beer, visit Warsaw, Cracow, Wieliczka, Auschwitz

learn a few words in Polish, they will be delighted

buy cheap good food in local markets

try pierogi, nalesniki, golabki, zurek, bigos

we have plenty of apples, try various breads, kielbasa (they lie to you in the USA, choose the one 25-30 pln/kg), cured meat

be respectful and moderate

G*d bless!

If you use our public transport and you see a man with an accordion or a violin who starts playing it for no reason DO NOT GIVE HIM MONEY!

It is most likely a gypsy.

>Auschwitz

Now I want to come to Poland to visit, it sounds like a great place

I forgot we have: McDonalds, KFC, Starbucks and shit. You will feel like home.

>learn a few words in Polish, they will be delighted
you only need 1 word

Good post.
I don't know about other cities but in Kraków iCar is cheapest and you can even get Uber, major city, not sure about the drivers thou, but last time I took uber it was chill.
Do not forget about children, if you see children begging for money, most likely gypsy and DO NOT GIVE MONEY.

Even worse are the gypsy women with a drugged looking child in their hands. Wish I could do something about it but since it's a woman, even a gypsy one, you can't go around pushing them out.

Also avoid people with kettles/pots in the buses if you'll visit Wroclaw.

Dobrze zmemione, zuchu.

Same if you visit Warsaw.

Yes, I know Warsaw is shit etc. etc.

yeah, but expect no delight

youtu.be/GIGj7mupR0E?t=26m38s

Cripes you guys are reminding me of NYC with your posts.

warsaw is nice, would live there

OP I'm in the same boat as you, but visited last year

I spent half my time last winter day drinking and bar hopping in Kraków and it was the best time of my life

Also their McDonalds is fucking god tier

Poles living in Poland but outside of Warsaw like to hate on Warsaw.

I am sure the same happens for Brits living in Britain but outside of London.

I think it's just a city thing with crazies and bums trying to get change.

>hoose the one 25-30 pln/kg

Ja pierdole, co to za biedackie kiełbasy z biedry

dont go into any elevator alone. Also stay away from places near places with outdoor football stadiums. lastly exchange your dollars to zlota and dont been seen carrying dollars around when buying shit.

yeah, wonder why this happens though

>if you guys got any tips
I live in Kraków and I would recommend you to visit this place.

Fuck if I know. Maybe it's jealousy or butthurt.

Already have, family lives near there.

youtube.com/watch?v=DF-eOuNGuuY

Capital city takes all the money and holds most of power.

Polish leaf hybrid here. My senpaitachi city Krakow is really nice in summertime. Check it out

We've got them here now since they started kicking them out of London they moved to all the surrounding towns and cities. If they have a dark-ish complexion, don't speak English and are kneeling on the floor looking bedraggled avoid them at all costs.

Fucking EU.

Warsaw pays out in "janosikowe" though.

For non-PLs this means it's a tax on the capital city for the benefit of other smaller and usually poorer cities. Think of it as a "Robin Hood" tax.

Did you eat at Staropolskie today?

Do you have the accordion players, the violinists, or the mother and child wombo combos?

And now for something completely different: if you want to see how the did Polish countryside look like, say 100 ago visit open-air museum (skansen) at Sierpc.

Mauzyce are closer to Warsaw but not that good.

> odpieprzcie sie od Warszawy

...You have them too? That's exactly what I see when I take a bus/tram. Also old gypsy women who say they need money for bread and medicine for their children. Some gypsy kids who walk around begging for money and a few gypsy pickpockets too.

God, I hate gypsies. I have literally never met a gypsy that wasn't some kind of criminal. I've met hundreds of them too. That includes the 7 year olds who tried to steal my dog.

Yeah, we have them but I am not sure how much of a plague they are in Serbia compared to Poland as I see them maybe every two weeks on my usual route to work.

i was in katowice a few years ago and they were all butthurt saying that warsaw steals all their coal money

Anything particularly Polish on the menu though?

What's Gdansk like? Thinking about taking a week or two holiday there later this year.

Also how do the locals react if have a go at the gypsies? Lost my temper with one and got in a fight with him while I was waiting around for a train transfer in a Czech/Austrian border town last year and thought it would get me in trouble, but the security guard wasn't bothered and the station shop attendant gave me a free sandwich and was very grateful.

Still genuinely bemused at the whole episode, lose my shit and punch a beggar here I'd spend the night in a cell for it, Czechs on the other hand turn a blind eye and give me free shit.

There's an excellent skansen near Leszno in podkarpacką if you don't mind a long drive through some lovely countryside
Lots of Austrian forts and castles
I go hiking there every summer

Choj kurwa zyd

There's a decent number of them in the country. I see them every now and then when I use public transport. Pretty much everyone I know has a few bad stories about them.

They are probably most famous for smelling horribly and digging through garbage. Scamming and thievery are a close second.

Warsaw pays out 200 million PLN yearly (500,000 US dollars) in taxes all for the purpose of propping up places like Katowice and the like AKA the poor places.

Come to Łódź
We have shops and nice Piotrkowska street
We are known as "that city that you should avoid" and "Polish Detroit", but don't listen to them
We used to be a city of four cultures: Jewish, German and Russian
You can eat good kebab and wander around Manufaktura if you want
Nobody ever comes here
We will suck your dick but pls come
pls

do you live/work in warsaw?

>Come to Łódź
hahaha
>We are known as "that city that you should avoid" and "Polish Detroit", do listen to them
FTFY

If you're going to Warsaw you must go to the Łazienki park built in the XVIIIth century by the last PLC king Poniatowski

In Cracow obviously the castle on the Wawel hill - this is where polish kings are buried

youtube.com/watch?v=-1-z48cJDbc

Also by watching this video you can save money on the fucking trip.

I doubt: mcdonalds.pl/oferta/

but look, bread with money looks good:

youtube.com/watch?v=a4suvl4AO88

> Leszno
> podkarpacka
> Austrian castles

you wot, m8?

If you have a lot of time try: Plock, Sandomierz, Zamosc, Kazimierz Dolny, Gniezno, Karpacz, Zakopane, Biskupin

I was born in Warsaw and live and work in Warsaw.

Came back after 20+ years of being a legal immigrant myself (not by my own choice, was a kid when parents were fleeing communism...)

Haters need no apply

I'm third generation , only visited a few times and like it.. my polish is barely passable and it has a horrible English accent

>jewbagel hating on Warsaw

If you were to live here for while both your Polish and your accent would improve. I remember when I first got back I had a HORRIBLE accent on my Polish since I didn't get to use it much when I lived overseas. Now, it's almost undetectable.

what do you work as? and where did you migrate to? one thing i didn't like was there were too many bums hanging around centralna. I was trying to buy a ticket for the SKM train and they just wait right next to the machine trying to get money of you

...

Fuckin Europe and America get all the good maccas shit and all we get is a slice of dry beetroot on a fuckin burger.

I work as a basic office worker but in a multi-national company so my native level English is what basically got me the job. Sorry I can't go into details but I basically type emails, do some other office tasks, things like that.

As for where I migrated, I migrated to the US with my parents.

As for Warszawa Centralna, yeah, I don't go to that place much but I avoid buying a ticket at the station for that very reason. I am lucky enough that I have a ticket machine right outside my house with no bums and I can pay with my debit card for a 90 day ticket.

Honouring the shit-posting ancestors I see

Have big boots to fill mate, have to work hard.

but then again, you are not between Russia and Germany

climb Sniezka mountain

if you like Chopin consider Zelazowa Wola

sounds cosy but I doubt i could find a job I'm not that confident with my polish but I work as a developer here in the UK, have a reasonable amount of savings and could probably buy a place there but it would get to me slightly that I'm doing the opposite of thousands of people that came here.

Shit tier city. Better let him go to Cracovie for the first time

I'll tell you what: I feel safer here than I did in the US and I have more of the local currency in the bank here than I did in the US so, for me, going the other way worked out but it's not for everyone.

As for Polish, ehhh, English is more important here and I work with foreigners that can't speak a lick of Polish and they seem to do fine here.

what do you think about Łódź?

Wear soviet style clothing to have some fun. Older polish people loved the communists government they are the only ones who you should care about. The younger generation is just degenerate.

are they spanish? I know a lot of southerns moved to Poland for work.. might consider it anyway thanks for the perspective lad where I live now it is a bit of a dump,

put it this way all the Pakistanis are making money from the polish villagers by renting their property to them.

Bieda i nędza, kurwa.

>avoid taxi con men on the airport

If you don't see pic related on a taxi BEFORE you get in, stay the fuck away from that taxi.

Hell on Earth.

One is Irish, one is American, another guy is from France, couple of Germans, some Russians. Hell, I think we even have a Canadian around here somewhere...

Do you poles think you guys will crumble in the face of the EU? Will you actually remain Polish?

avoid street cannons
youtube.com/watch?v=0BZ0bVCuCfg

I'm tired of seeing shilling for Poland constantly. More advertisement for shitskisn to come and ruin our country.

It's like our own version of The Zone complete with anomalies.

Yes, we are facing the bloody EU since last winter, retards can go and fuck themselves with that "€250,000 fine p.p." refugee plan.

We'll remain Polish but poor as most of our people emigrate elsewhere.

Either way, the brown menace will drown us too just after they're done shitting up better countries.

No they won't, we don't have a good social welfare system.

Surprising really

Soros paid well for shilling again not so long ago. And just few hours ago I heard in radio zet "Chlebem i solą" shilling and presenters were asking people if they would invite refugees to their own houses if they had a chance. Seriously disgusting. Just leave us alone

I am already seeing browns in my apartment building and i don't live in a liberal part of Warsaw so they're coming.

That's what happens when the fucking media is literal propaganda.

I'm a Brit living in Lodz. It has a bad reputation as it is an old industrial factory city, but there has been a lot of restoration and development in recent years and is now much better than most Poles realise.

It has a lot of charm and there's definitely enough here to keep you interested for a few days. I've had a few different friends visit me here and they've all loved it. The main street (basically 95% of all city activity occurs on it) is great in summer, the atmosphere is pretty special.

I won't lie though, there's probably at least five other Polish cities worth seeing above Lodz though.

Either rest in peace or hope they cross the western border like every one before them.

One is married to a Polish woman here, kids and all.

the culture is already dying

in the US every state is different from the other, I hope we will preserve our culture and won't get germanized too much, how come you speak about diversity and want to have everywhere the same?

How did you end up there

If you see Iwona on the road be sure to say hello.

youtube.com/watch?v=0nFKXoT9Orw

And they all go to KOD marches and live happily ever after. This is grave news. Kill me.

Macierewicz said yesterday that he will use army to stop any flow of shitskins to Poland if they tried to come or even pass through here. And he sent our frigate + like 100 border guards to protect Greek borders so maybe we could somehow avoid being invaded kek

This was at a recent protest against shitskins so maybe there's hope.

Also there's this: youtube.com/watch?v=To8-JPgE_rI

You'll have the best at some point as the rest burns. Poland and central Europe are next in line for the tshitnami. There is no escape.

There is always hope with a non-cucked party in power. ONR is also an added bonus.

More the pity. Maybe then we would not feel so frustratingly helpless watching Europe implode.
Send some of that fancy shit our way and we'll be by your side for the duration.
Lucky buggers.

It's 2016, learn to accept your peers regardless kf skkn colour... race is just a social construct.

Was travelling Europe, then ended up getting a job and staying here.

I'm seeing more and more around Lodz too.

I'd like to start talking with nationalist groups here, do you have any idea how they would react to a Brit? I guess it depends on the individual.

hi polaky!

jestem amerykanski zolnierzem ! chelbym miec polish qt wife. ucze sie polskiego nadal ! ale obviously to jest ciagle super zly. but trust me, i'm getting there. dotrze tam i mi bedzie sie udac zeby byc fluent po polsku.

what are you my chances ??? of getting a hot polish wife?

Our nationalists would probably not react well to a Brit even if he was white and meant well, not sure as I don't hang around nationalist groups.

You have to keep in mind that they consider Britain to have sold us out after World War II...

I believe he could try at Ruch Narodowy as they make alliances around the Europe now with the project Fortress Europa.

Had to go to Gdansk a couple of years ago for a business trip. It was summer so the weather was nice. Took the train up to Sopot to kill an evening. People were nice. It was clean and modern where I was.

Overall, it was a nice trip - would go back.

youtube.com/watch?v=5NBx0Okr_LY

youtube.com/watch?v=4mSwRt5YzYU

the rainbow would be safe outside Plac Zbawiciela

good night!

Skilled work? Is the wage liveable