Femanon here.
I'm stuck on a bus and the bus is stuck in traffic because a stupid truck driver flipped his truck over in front of us under a bridge and blocked all lanes for traffic. I've been here for nearly two hours.
I have to pee really fucking bad. I just can't hold it anymore.
What should I do?
>What should I do?
Post pics
You know the rules
piss on the street or some shit idk
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Tits or gtfo
Livestream you pissing on the bus and then an hero.
pee in my mouth
you're going to have to piss in your purse
get a bottle
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Pee on the bus driver
Jest tell the driver to let you off and walk to a gas station.
Jesus Christ, why are women so fucking incompetent?
You've been on a stationary bus for 2 hours? Get out and walk you lazy cow.
>Jest
>incompetent
Pee in your pants. Enjoy the warm sensation.
>Femanon here.
>"OH NO IM STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND I HAVE TO PEE SOOO BAD. OH NO, user, I MIGHT JUST WET MYSELF! PISS ALL OVER MY PRETTY PANTIES!"
Yeah. This is definitely a chick. You autists really do enjoy blowing your loads to each other virtually, don't you?
The bus driver won't let anyone off. He said it's against policy and he'll get fired if he lets us off.
Also, you have no idea how risky it is for a girl to be found walking alone on the side of the highway.
>"Girl"
Hope you piss yourself and a homeless man starts beating you out of nowhere.
Wanna know why?
Because youre in your house with your fedora on jacking off to the thought of piss.
And you're also a man. A poor excuse of one.
release on the bus, filming it and posting webm here
?????
profit
Are you into scat? Diapers?
no.
take a picture and show us the b
piss your pants
take pics
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profit
*bus kms
I'm convinced these pissy diaper fags are all virgins that have jacked off so much that normal shit bores them now because they blew their pleasure principle out of wack from constantly blowing their loads. So now they have to Jack off to piss and shit and humiliation because they're fucking psycho now and will never be a normal person again.
How far off am I, motherfucker? Bet I'm about as close as your lotion bottle is to you right now. Boom.
Tits or gtfo
On a related note, I was once on a bus when a drunk chick pissed herself. Not in a remotely sexy way though. And I had to sort of step in it when I walked to the front. It's inconsiderate, OP. Good job you're a dude and not on a bus.
p for b
>boom.
holy shit motherfucking roasted their asses nigga gotteem
you fucking faggot
this was on reddit just 3 days ago
push the emergency button above the door, and the door will open. the driver will not stop you.
now you're free to go fuck yourself
Guys, I'm really fucking desperate here. I really am about to pee in my pants.
Please give me some advice.
piss yourself or gtfo
Once when I was a teen, I saw another chick my age fucking smashed drunk waiting in line to go through a haunted house. No bathrooms anywhere around, so, in front of the line and all, pulls her pants down, flashing her pussy to the world, and starts pissing.
First hot chick vagina I ever saw in person. This happened shortly before my first girlfriend. She was decent I guess. I wouldn't see another hot girl vagina until my first strip club though. That was cool.
And what do ya know? Still find piss gross. Hope you guys catch something from drinking pee.
exactly
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What do you expect ppl on the internet to do here?
Get your dick outta your hand and walk down the hall and piss in the bathroom; stop pretending you’re femanon on a bus doing the peepee dance...
Hope you pee blood faggot.
i drink my girlfriends piss on the rare occasian we both really get turned on by it.
what about this upsets you so much ?
is it because your parents never loved you ?
Done with this shit. I hate you fuckers contaminating my board. This is my thread now.
It's because I have to smell your fucker's nasty breath whenever I'm out in public.
did someone say feet?
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Tits or gtfo
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Femanon here... Guys I'm sitting in bed right now and I really have to blow my nose but the tissues are just out of arms reach WHAT DO¿???¿???¿???
Sombody say YLYL?
>associates drinking piss with loving parents
What the fuck did your parents do to you?
well played
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blow it up your gash you fucking retard.
obviously post pics stoopid beaver.
I am
Shouldn't his toes be... WEBBED?
BU DUM FUCKING TISK
Femanon here, I really need to shit but there's a door between me and the toilet. What do I do?
moar spoodermoon feets
But I'm a just useless girl who can't do fuck all for herself so I need to guidance of you fucking faggots to get by day by day
lol
>is it because your parents never loved you ?
Yea, everyone else is weird. Keep enjoying your "healthy" relationship.
You mean Germans?!
It is pretty shocking how diaper threads are becoming more common on here. Maybe people really are burning out on "normal" porn and turning to this extreme, disgusting bullshit. Question: what's worse, trap or diaper threads?
diaper by a long shot
traps.
but why is it bothering you? are you insecure of your sexuality?
now go back to your missionary position and salute yourself off
You're that stinky kid no one wanted to sit next to in high school, weren't you?
traps and trannies. post and pre-op.
>personal attack after hitting the spot
nice outing, beta.
Femanon here
I'm finally going pee, but there is not toilet paper and i am not wearing panties. What do???!?!?!?!??!
get a pregnany test
What is someone going to kidnap you in front of the fucking like 200 people behind you in this traffic jam?
>what's worse, trap or diaper threads?
the fact that this thread has this many replies without op posting tits and a time stamp is worse than either of them.
have a great day.
Geez youre a weirdo femanon
Nah. I just know your type. You think you're so fucking kinky and edgy and "SO not vanilla" because you fucking jack off to loli girls getting pissed on.
You're a virgin, aren't you?
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i had a phase for desperation about 10 years ago.
Everybody has a fetish, and may it mere tits or balls for grills.
i just hate sexual discrimination. Your inclined type pisses me off.
>pun intended
Cry me a river.
quality argument
implying someone needs to go back to a certain place also implies you have been to that place and have spent enough time there that you understand the culture and how that particular site works.
are you just repeating the buzzwords you learned here? or link us to your tumblr account?