Times when music critics were blown to pieces

times when music critics were blown to pieces

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Whirr did it better.

what did they say?

sounds like a tryhard bitch there desu

wtf is jungle

you never been to england have you

England is my city

White are basic cunts from what I've seen iirc

There was one thread on here about some guy at a White show with a fanmade tshirt and the singer called him out on it and teased him about it in front of the entire audience, the dude was sad as shit and I still feel bad for him even today because I have nothing better to do

That guy comes across as a huge douche there. Resorting to making up genres just cause a reviewer didn't like your album is nowhere near blowing anyone to pieces.

Fantano gave a poor review to a Blood Orange album so Whirr posted a picture of the principal from Beavis and Butthead on their social media and said he looked like Fantano.

>Resorting to making up genres
Fuck you. Jungle is an actual genre.

>Resorting to making up genres

Zomby's career is literally non existent now. Meanwhile Fantano is the most relevant music critic on earth.

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>Resorting to making up genres

Has a lot of trees

People are forgetting that Zomby was the first to call Fantano "melon". He didn't blow him to pieces, he just created a meme

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He was also the first person to make up thegenre of "jungle" music

Trent is a hack

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldschool_jungle

That's where you're wrong friendo. Zomby may be pretty stupid, but he didn't make up Jungle

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sure thing faggot. how's your demo tape coming,

>some literally who dude who sang on a minor hit song for a literally who band 25 years ago

>mfw it sounded funnier in his head

What's inside Trent's head? What dark past can that musclebound manlet possibly have?

Is he calling overdose jungle?
It's more babby's first breakcore than jungle.
When I hear jungle I think
youtube.com/watch?v=9_Ql1EmrzZE
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Never attack the critics. That's rule one.

Fuck them, your better than that.

this epic piece of vintage BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=HWtf8QmaSSM

>trent can't be a hack because I've never created a demo tape
Trent is a hack. I work in software. I know hacks when I see one.

>All these people who don't know about jungle
holy shit, when did it all go so pleb

Just because you put breakbeats in your music doesn't make it jungle

I prefer music that takes some thought and talent to make, thanks.

Uhh no it's a biome dumby

>replying to critics
Nigga is buttblasted.

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Please lurk /bleep/

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Kek

>wtf is jungle
It combines dub, which is a genre from Jamaica, with breaks, which were discovered by a Jamaican living in New York, to create a """uniquely british sound"""" (yawn).

Luckily, it didn't make it out of the 90's.

>Resorting to making up genres

in no small part due to the fact zomby is a plagiarist

Where THE FUCK DO YOU STAY M8

WE NEEDA HAVE A PROPER RUMBLE

NEVER

MESS WITH THE ABINI

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It's fine if you don't like him dude but Oasis was easily one of the most popular bands of the 90's with only Nirvana being more popular than them at their peak.

liam gallagher is such a mouthy cunt, I'm amazed noel didn't smother him with a pillow in their childhood

>noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/6a93z6/whirr-wants-you-to-fuck-off
These guys sound based af

Mid way between breakbeat hardcore and drum n bass

junglefags btfo

Whats dub

>calling entertainment art

why do normies do this? breakbeat is the musical equivalent of transformers 7.

melon

youtube.com/watch?v=0T3tg6Xwt7A

Lou Reed talking shit about Christgau is one of the greatest things ever man, I swear.

The insult is funny and the corrections are good, but the whole "get away from my art!" thing is a spergtastic way to respond to a fucking youtube video.

The best part of the Whirr saga was when they were tarred and feathered by their own fans for making fun of a transsexual band

Lou Reed doing anything is the greatest. He was an asshole and I love Bowie but I still love that story about him punching Bowie in the face.

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ice cube

I mean it all really immature banter but the fact that people take it so seriously is absurd

lmfao you're a professional bait taker

based

>All these bootyblasted junglefags who replied to this

i fucking hated that band so fucking much


generic band you can find in any fucking city with an established scene
oh but the trans singer!!1!
fucking hell, the worst part of it was realizing i sound dangerously close to 'alt-right'

It really should be stared how unworldly melon is. The guy has never left his state for anything except a vacation, and has never left the United States.

>You got a facebook account

He says that like he thinks most people don't.

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They make emo crying music for glasses kids. Then they tried to act badass on their facebook. Including their little manager posting videos of himself taking bong hits. It was the cringiest thing ive ever seen in my life. Then after that they tried to spread rumors that they were hitting licks. Like wtf was that all, its like they tried to kill their career.

What a Fedora quote. Trent is such a faggot. Hes on of the most opinionated assholes in music but he just cant stand it that people can say what they want.

like 2 bad experiences with women. Thats about it.

>zomby is a plagiarist
No he's not

wow! Antony BTFO with that comment, what a roast! how will he recover! hope he's okay! wow!

What do you guys gotta be so mean to me, for pete sakes. :^(

He does fucking speaking tours all over the world, numbskull.

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based whirr

Its been said that for every tweet with the word spliff in it there is a Zomby tweet draft response at the ready

Fred BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Americans can't handle banter, everyone knows this