NEW THREAD, OLD ONE REACHED BUMP LIMIT. ATTENTION: NOT ORIGINAL THREAD.
Roll to place a nuclear bomb anywhere on the map, annihilating that place and it's people. If you get singles, literally nothing happens and you are a loser. Make sure not to forget where you want to nuke in your post, if you don't name the place, the roll doesn't count. I'll be updating the map as you nuke.
Washington DC
Nanking pls
Spain
north korea got dubs in the last thread
Guangzhou, kill niggers
Because the norks are already nuked I'm moving it up.
Right in the center of Greenland
Again
Nuke Huntsville Alabama
Pls Guangzhou its so bad
ROLL FOR MIDDLE EAST - Wipe them out from orbit, it's the only way to be sure... If there is a bomb there already, give them one more... i don't even want to leave a cockroach alive down there.... - also nice trips OP ^^
2 nukes in japan how it should be
reroll
Melbourne Australia fuck those faggots right up
GUANGZHOU
Going for the US, these dumbasses let an orange faggot get into power.
México
Pls
Nuke the australian outback. I dont think any logical human being agrees with anything being fucking infested with spiders.
America.
America!
AMERICA
eto okinawa fukishima hiroshima or nagasaki...blow the shit up out of that country.
nuke tokyo i dont give a fuck
pls they need 'splode
Nuke southern india
NUKE CANADA!!
iceland?
nuke kyoto
Reroll
put everyones nuke on japan
Nuke the tip of india
Roll for the Canadian Nuclear Holacost
>WHO THE FUCK IS LAUNCHING THESE NUKES
> WE SHOLD ALL BE DEAD BY NAO
>FUCK
ROLLING FOR VATICAN CITY BLOW IT TO SMITHEREENS
HMM
YES
THIS FLOOR IS MADE OF FLOOR
Send laser guided missle to my dick well im sleeping
It's time to -- beat Pajeet.
This time for sure
For suuuuure
What the fuck is this square nuke bullshit? Use a proper template.
Fucking anti missile defenses
USSR
berlin
Death to Cairo
No wonder Russia is developing counter measures
01 motha fucka
Nuke the hell out of the sandpeople in Syria
reroll
The exact middle of nowhere
reroll
Soon.
Dubs
California
Well if I used that template, I couldn't copy paste my nukes onto the map. I don't have saved versions of the circles.
You accidentally killed Rojava, you monster.
Australia
Whatever fuck California anyways fucking fags.
One day...
Hit san Francisco
Reroll
Nuke those commies down in Cuba
America is clearly hacking.
More pajeets have to die, hit india
I'm just doing this out of principal at this point.
nuke japan AGAIN!!!!
Fallujah
Rolling for Amerikkka^TM.
doodeedoo
Nuke those japs!
Please just give me one nuke to America I have better things to do but I have autism and can't stop
plsssssssssssssss
fuck alaska
checked
rolling for madagascar
Alrighty then. Also this is the fourth time Japan has been nuked, it's not worth it anymore.
Shit forgot my map.
rolling for japan
reroll to kill palin's home
Please fucking destroy Pittsburgh.
There's literally a hole in the world like a great black Pitt and it's filled with people who are filled with shitt.
This place fucking sucks. I can't wait to move.
tl;dr - Pittsburgh
rolling for japan again
fuck you, alaska, just take the nuke
Did you know that snails are hermaphrodites, and when they have sex it's like a battle cause they stab eachother with these things first that make them have more babies, the one that wins has to take less energy to reproduce. Well now you do.
Also nuke America.
Hit texas
OP forgot
Fuck, Japan doesn't even exist anymore.
hell yeah, fuck you alaska
rolling for japan
also more rolls for alaska, because fuck em
If you pick up an ant and drive it a kilometer down the road and put it down again, it will keep trying to go back to its hive in the direction that it was going before. Ants are not aware of movement when they're being moved, but they do have memories of their surroundings.
Nuke america.
reroll
if there's no room left on japan can you start nuking the nearest pieces of ocean
Fug.
Thanks for reminding me.
Sorry the thread was moving fast.
rolling for alaska
I DID IT
okay im out (nuke america)
i will nuke alaska more than once, its required
moar alaska nukes
Roll
Lets nuke Murica again.
Nice fun fact, thanks.
Nuking my homestate, i'm dead now.
t. Detroit Metro Area citizen.
Its no biggie OP, you're doing fine
Nuke south Africa
whiff
alaska needs more craters
rolling alaska