Should I lead with this or is it too douchey?

Should I lead with this or is it too douchey?

It's a little cuntish

sounds like something a chick would say

itll work

it dosent matter to women what you type if you are 6'4 bro

You look like a douche

I could lead with this

Or this

You don't honestly expect us to believe this male model is you, do you?

Or this ?

So douchey you would left swipe and not look for more pics?

Its me

>Tfw know I'm fairly good-looking but I have no good photos to use

Get a freind to take some

Pic w/ timestamp or you're full of shit

>inb4 I don't have a camera

Jist took this bitch

dude youre asking Sup Forums.
you want to know how i know you're retarded?

I want to suck your dick.

Seconded

were you on the wrestling team in high school?

Honestly, dont upload so many selfies, 1-2 is fine but fucc anything more and they may have a impression that your ego is bigger than kanye

>will gobble cock for free
Isn't this what you meant to write op?

Pretty fucking average-looking 2bh.
Need to get over yourself maybe.

Why is the bottom of your face trying to run away from your eyes?

>this buttmad
The dude is asking for advice ugly faggot

eat shit and die u cuntmaggot

this

I don't see a timestamp fag.

Better looking 2bh.
He's an attention whore and a total fucking woman.

shave

You expect me to get a piece of paper out for you ? No
Here is me doing the spak

Charge your damn phone OP

this

No

why? males always look better with facial hair

the era of being a baby-faced fagboi is over

I don't even care about women, am into sucking dicks. Op here

Charge your phone, faggot

You forgot to ask for an upvote fagot

Touch your nose with your left index finger and give a thumbs up with your right hand.

this if you want the massive cockles

My tinder about me just says looking for my future ex lmao

I'm real you cock sucker

he just wants more pics of you because he's also a f4gg0t

Confirmed not real.

Yall give shit advice

Why are you asking these chodes for advice lol. You're a good looking dude but my question is why are you wasting your time on Tinder? 50% of girls use it as a social media site where they can get ez validation from guys but can't be fucked to actually go on a date, 35% go on dates for free food (which is why your will be friend for food joke is so funny) and the rare 15% are actually into a relationship/hook up.

Just go out and pimp it cold approach. So much more effective if your aim is to pull girls.

Time stamp or gtfo you know the rules you dumb fuck

you scared OP away

Face bone structure are fucked up is twisted...no good choice faganon