What's that sex story you've been wanting to brag about Sup Forums?

What's that sex story you've been wanting to brag about Sup Forums?

Nows the time.

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never had sex
anyway, moar

I always brag about how I shared my ex so much she’s searchable on google

Once got cheered on by a stranger

i prolapsed a dude's butthole one time

Nigga you came to the wrong place.

Nigga that's gay

Go on user

Otis Story 1 of 3
4 in 24 hrs.
Fingerred girl #1 to an orgasm at lunch in the park.
Fucked girl # 2 at my house.
Drive to GF's house and fucked her.
Got on a plane, flew acrros the U.S., and fucked girl #4.
True story. The stars simply lined up that day.

Otis story #2 of 3.
Fucked a hot married milf on and off for a few years.
Started fucking her hotter single milf sister.
Married milf was fuming mad, but couldnt do anything about it.

>Cucking some dude
Based. Did you fuck in their house?

Otis story #3 of 3:
Dating a tiny chinese lady. 4'10". 105 lbs. Im 6ft.
"Lets see how many times i can make you cum Chinagirl."
"Ok!"
Finger, lick, and fuck her to 18 wet body shaking orgasms in 2 hours.
Damn Im Good.jpg

Nah. Not stupid here. Always brought her to my place.

I'm married in my 30s. I've sort of outgrown telling sex stories. It's just sex, kids.

I was married for 15 sexless years. Got a divorce and went crazy. Stories are all I have now. Got married again and I'm happy but they were good stories

Otis Story #4:
. Dating hot little ginger. She was always crazy and up for anything. Started fingering her at a restaurant. Mini skirt and no panties. She wanted more so we got in my car. She rode my cock as we drove around town. We both came. I never swerved or even came close to having an accident.

What's it like fucking someone so tiny and petite? Details pls.

Where's the link? Name? Pics?

Indeed it is, user

Super tight pussy. Almost no lips on her. Really smooth. Always wet when we were fucking. Small firm tits. Very long black hair. Loved to suck me off. If she wasn't such a mental case I would still be with her. She was fit and flexible too. Any position you could imagine, we did it. One of my favorites was to stand and hold her up in the air and lift her up and down on my cock.

Met a girl in a party, hit on her and she inveited me to her place. On the way she told me she was a porn actress and she showed me a video on her cellphone (sheila martinez, you can google her)

Anyway, we started fucking and she was on the bed, on her back, and after a while she said, wow, you know how to fuck, let's do something more fun, and she made me fuck her on a char, standing in front of a mirror, made me snort coke out of her boobs, asked for anal, asked me to go tough and choke her...

it was a good day

Stretch my prostate too user

That sucks. I've only been married for 2 years but she and I have been cohabitating for at least 12 or so. Hopefully it never gets to that point. Glad you're in a better place! Our parents are both divorced, which made us really think hard about marriage.

Post pics bro

Wanna chat via kik ?

I've been fucking my wife's sister regularly for over a year now. At my wife's suggestion. And my wife often participates. Things are pretty good right now.

I don't have pics. But you can see her on google, sheila martinez cumlouder

This was 3 years ago. She left my town and came back months later, called me and we met again. It was clear that she was a hooker and was spending some time in every major city in spain.

So no more eating pussy.

I only saw her a couple more times

slumi.com/salidas-a-hotel-y-domicilios-española-muy-dulce-y-sensual-id-5yq3t

she even has a twitter

best story of the day so far.

Hot little fucking body

Met a girl on a bdsm website and against all the odds, it was really a girl, actually, a professional dom that wanted to be submissive. She liked me or something and she asked me to rape her. We met at a bar, went to a rented apartment and I did that. Wildly. I even broke the bed. I made her cum a couple of times, slaping her ass really hard, chocking her and spitting on her face.

My then GF found out and left me. This crazy chick left town soon.

Was it worth it?

I don't know

Relatable user bitches be crazy

>but you can see her on google, sheila martinez

wow. a hottie.

My birthday, ask some girl ive been talking to if she wants to get sum drinks
we go to bar and drink
i take her home
throw her on my bed and take off her clothes
i anal fuck her til she starts crying
keep fucking til i nut
take a shower and go back to sleep

best bday sex ever

epmcride

Once I had sex with my wife and in a moment of complete abandon I left the lights on.

feces was money

not that one, the oe that does porn

Makes it even hotter you got to make a dom your bitch, clearly thought you were above the rest of the men she clients for.

You disgusting fucking pervert

She told me she couldn't trust her clients, that she though they were perverts and won't be safe.

I smiled to myself and said I understood

Messages

Did you found her?

I am a remarkable 43 yr old kissless virg

I fucked my nondominant hand once

>having a drink with co-workers one night
>a friend of one of them happens to be there and joins us
>she's cute, curvy, nice personality
>talk goes to sex and kinks
>I happen to mention that BDSM is kind of kinky but I never tried it
>getting late, everyone leaving
>curvy girl asks if I can give her a ride since I live next town over from her
>get to her house and she asks if I want to come in for a drink
>sure, why not
>sit in kitchen chatting and she says she needs to go down to the basement for a minute
>about 5 minutes later she calls up and asks if I can come down
>walk down the stairs and she's completely naked and got her hands cuffed to ceiling
>asks me to whip her with stuff on the table
>flogger, cane, paddle all laid out
>not sure if I should but she points out what I said at bar and asks me to try
>spank her ass softly at first but she wants it harder
>really get into it and end up using everything on her, including caning her big, floppy tits
>she's begging me to use her and I eventually end up standing behind her and fucking her ass
>help her get loose and she asks me to watch her masturbate, which I do
>over the next six months we do this a couple times a month
>never met a girl with such a weird kink like that

>be me fat disgusting piece of shit
>had crush on this girl for many years
>loose 30kg weight
>same girl starts working at the same place as me
>have afterwork party one friday
>start talking to this girl ask if she ever smoke weed she says no
>ask wanna try some
>she sayes yes
>take here home to my place smoke some weed
>had no intencion to sex her just wanted to have somebody to smoke with
>she turns on bunch of love music
>start making out high af
>go to bed start sexing cum
>feeling like a champ
> wake up hungover sex again in the morning
>have sex again weekend after that im the fucking man

thats about it im drunk af right now so yeahh

I convinced a Muslim girl in New York to fly from there to Chicago for one night of fucking then flew back the next day.
Bonus points - She was married and pulled on her hijab while I fucked her doggy style

That I will say, is my best ive ever dealt with.

Does it help if I went to confession the next Saturday?

Please do not encourage Muslims to get in airplanes.

Har har

Asian women are crazy. Woe be to the weeabo who wants one.

Hell no.
Posts pics of wife or kill yourself

>total hottie walks over to me out of nowhere
>immediately begins sucking my balls
>force her throat down my dick
>turn her around
>ram my dick straight in her ass
>she calls me daddy and I explode prematurely
>take off VR goggles
>go to bed

You sound like you don't know what sex is

I would but I've never seen her naked.

>Has wife
>Never seen her naked.

Which one is it faggot?

Keep up or drop out, fag.

OP brah. This looks like my shift manager @ Dunkin Donuts.

Just sayin.

I've been living with my gf for six months now and I have to ask her please to put in some clothes from time to time, because she's losing all the mistery and sexyness

Shes that ugly huh.

TRUTH
BROTHER

get married and get back to us with another opinion.

he just doesn't want to see her mistery

>curvy, nice personality

land whale eh?

I posted a picture of her in a WWYD thread but got no responses

Otis story #5
Riding my motorcycle. Little yoga instructor passenger is getting horny. Slide my hand up her shorts. Finger her to orgasm at 70 mph on the motorcycle at night. She screamed when she came.

Link?
Repost?

> Went to Germany to get my Msc
> October in Munich = Ocktoberfest
> German girls digged my latin looks´
> Booze everywhere
> My wingman introduces me to a freaky blond girl, tatoos and piercings everywhere
> Next thing I know, we're making out quite aggressively
> Grabs my dick, speaks something german
> "Kein problem" literally all the german at the time
> She laughs, pushes me aside and against some wooden wall, goes down on her knees, commences blowing.
>People crossing by were shocked, some stopped to look, a dude started recording on phone
>"you will fuck my pussy for them"
>"i will?!"
> Got no condom, start panicking. Her hands go from touching my balls to fingering herself
> "Shit, I gotta finish this before things go even crazier"
>Cum in her mouth
>She doesn't mind. But says I gotta do her too.
> Some couple were heading our way with
3 policeman
> She said she wants more
> I put her on the floor
> Everybody walked the dinosaur
> worth.tif

>have wife
>6/10 cute
>no female drama bullshit ever.
>decides she wants to be sexy
>loses 25lbs, 9/10
>the best ass
>sex 4 times a week
>hand/blowjob other 3
>doesn’t mind porn and joins in sometimes
>mfw never have to jerk myself while watching porn again
>likes being tied up and forced
>no kink too kinky
They do exist Sup Forums

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