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1. Sebastian Vettel 25 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 18 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 15 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 12 points
5. Max Verstappen 10 points

>Formula E was boring shit again

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why no pupper?

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>Formula E was boring shit again
I can tell you didn't watch the race

maybe next time

Why did I watch it then?

fuck thats good
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This is the fastest dog in this thread until proven otherwise

>le smooth man

I was about to click send on a roscoe OP but I did like uncle bernie suggested and thought before I memed.

>tfw forgot about this guy

I really don't like the Chinese GP desu

What is it with 2017 and great OC?

5/5, have an upvote!

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>the buddh circuit mascot

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finally somebody made it great, I can reiter mine now

Never been that much off a fan of the track desu. Although the roof causing those meme puddles on the straight were fun

>Do you remember that time you found shit on your carpet?
>It wasn't Roscoe.
>It was me, Lewis.

I added your pig* as a tribute to the original.

>*or whatever the fuck animal it is

20th for $troll's grid spot

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So, did he wear the mustache?

>dogposting dailymotion.com/video/x5e9sr_gp2-senna-vs-dog_auto

yeah I noticed, thanks a lot. It's some kind of pig yes, probably related to a pot-bellied pig.

>not a cow
They had ONE job!

>post yfw Stroll wins the wdc

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Can't have too many laughs with a few rowdy cows I imagine mate. I mean at this face he looks like trouble but he'll apologise after causing a bit of bother at the races. A cow would act all high & mighty. Maybe even fall asleep on the track so they'd have to call out the cunts to move it. What a mess

Watch out Bernie!

Trips have spoken the dead dog of GP2 at Turkey was indeed a very fast dog moving at incredible speed for it's last moments

Did we have an april fools here at all?

>Clapton in a wheelchair

'no'

beta testing for f1 2017 is well underway!

Has Mana recovered from Nico's retirement?

Has she found a new driver to obsess over for the next decade?

Nice one lad

Was hoping she'd hit rock bottom and end up doing some videos where she is put through horrible, horrible things by Yakuza types but nothing like that at all has popped up. Here's hoping she has some lewd videos up somewhere where she films herself on the shitter. A man can dream

Anyone watch the Formula E race? Based. Much better raise than the most reason f1 race in mexico city.

>Much better raise than the most reason f1 race in mexico city.

You're a disgrace to the flag user.

it was much better. count the lead changes. the winner lost their fucking wing at the very beginning. Buemi meme didn't win, and FE pit changed continue to be some of the most hilarious things to watch in motorsports.

So, what does it take to get GIO a ride next year. Does he need to score a point before Princess come back or will coming home in one piece be sufficient. For that matter where does he fit? Kimi's ride 2019?

>all that flesh rolling out the top of her top
What a distugisting fat whore. I'd make lazy chink piggu squeel until she loses some weight

>So, what does it take to get Gio the Nazi a ride next year.

FTFY

>Literally 1/10. Would not have sex with.

>trying to get a cheap rise out of me by implying Mana would do such things.

She is the senior member of the Toyota Gazoo Ladys and is a student brand manager for Red Bull Japan.
She is not some cheap harlot. She does the race queen job so as to be part of motorsport not as a way to get further in the modelling industry.

So you're saying there will be no gokkun video?

Mana is the one on the left.
Miki Sakai is on the right who is some quite old beat-up woman who got demoted from doing Race Queen duty for the Super GT Toyota Prius team and replaced a really qt girl.

Maybe Miki. She used to be a Honda booth 'babe' so clearly has no standards.

But not Mana.

>got demoted from doing Race Queen duty for the Super GT Toyota Prius team
you got any juicy gossip there lad?

Nothing but speculation.

Still her career is slightly strange.
In 2011 she had a her RQ debut in GT300 with Team APR on the #31 car.
Did the same in 2012.
Then she took a random 3 year break and apparently did nothing but sporadic appearances at auto shows as a booth babe.
Then in 2015 she turned up as a the RQ for the #77 Direction Racing 458 Ferrari
Then she went back to Team APR and the #31 car (Now a Prius) for 2016.
Now she is a G-lady.

Despite representing a manufacturer directly it is clearly a drop. The biggest event they will do is the Nurburgring 24hrs while the rest is entertaining the crowd with rock, paper scissors at the spec 86/BRz series.

The 3 year break is weird and the fact she is now 27 which is pretty old.
She is from the same agency as the qt girl she replaced so they might have just swapped her around I guess.

What do we do about the RQ? (reddit question)

>What do we do about the RQ?
Bathe it in salt water ya dingus

imagine being wagfag

It's a tough existence but someones got to do it

wtf

POTTERY

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before i posted that, this was all i could see

Choco Senna goofs us again

we appear to be back to normal service

Damn she got old.
Still a cutie tho.

I'd marry Minttu desu.
She looks like she gets shit done and would hatefuck me to sleep. *Dream.*

>tfw literally no overtaking

How do I break it to a friend that his favorite motorsport is literally the least exciting motorsport.

>mocking shoeys
maybe don't invent them then mate?

First shoey I ever heard of was dad doing on for rugby hazing ~30 years ago, and if it was a hazing tradition it was going on well before then.

Not saying who invented it but it's been around since before Riccy was born

hating on shoeys is australophobic as fuck.

So is respecting the law but nobody is bitching about it, Hans.

Have I ever told you how much I hate emojis?

Only boongs and other shitskins disrespect the law and law enforcement here.

The Sudanese are the fucking worst for it. Absolute dropkicks who should have been left in those Kenyan camps to rot.

>Formula E was boring shit again

What? It was very entertaining.

Literally enjoyed it more than Aus GP.

Finns hate everything, especially themselves

youtube.com/watch?v=bAbv07cJC9A

So you're that one prisoner who "didn't do anything", huh.

not an anglo, lad

Scandinavian descent.

Nah the only fags who disrespect the law are abos and 17 year old boys with their licence just doing burnouts all day.
Me too desu

Unironically liked Kamui, the dude lost positions like mental but he also took them.

>Okay Checo, my bad, Kamui is P4, that's P4
>What? P4? As in... position four?
>yes!

And at that moment a bit of Perez died

Sup Forums is so dead

So... How about that F1....

dead sport. dead thread.

Why did japmoot ruin sp

Sup Forums with flags was glorious, too bad Sup Forums shat the bed during much of it. All is back to normal, now.
At least it wasn't /outsoc/.

They should replace the front and rear wings with bumpers.

Sup Forums...

I don't like little girl chink cartoons

What Ausposter gets triggerd with this?

I think I recognised some posters from here during it, was quite charming that interests carry through so broadly.

no aussies got triggered by it

we just laughed that it was contrarian aussie who posted and said he liked girl dick in the bum.

hence proving that he is indeed a faggot.

Fuck;Marry,Kill

fuck: henno doxxer
marry: noel poster
kill: contrarian aussie

t. aussie who hates contrarian aussie

China up next, one of my least favourite tracks. What are we in for?

>What are we in for?
Nothing.

Thought so. I might have to skip it anyway because I'm not home that weekend. If Ferrari lose I'll be glad I didn't watch, if they do well it might be the last time they ever get anything done this season. Tough decision.

A Ferrari win.
Future reminder that I called it.

URRRRGHHH

RUUGHHHH

URRRGGHHHHH

RUHHHGHHHH

That reminds me, why the fuck didn't they show replays of the start at Australia? Normally at the 3/4th lap you get 1 minute of replays from above, and from driver views.

it was on lap 6

what is mix 2?

Less aggressive fuel burning mode, easier on the engine whilst slower.

Can't wait for all of Lewis' rage engine blow outs.

1000bhp instead of 1150bhp

Can't trick me.

Wrong
Mix 2 is the normal fuel map mode

Mix 1 is lean fuel map mode, whilst Mix 3 is the rich fuel map mode

>Falling for the codemaster's 3 mixes meme