Is there a better way to dispose of a body than smashing teeth and cutting off tattoos then feeding the cadaver to a...

Is there a better way to dispose of a body than smashing teeth and cutting off tattoos then feeding the cadaver to a crocodile or group of pigs?

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Gotta give more info though - for instance time and money restraints.

yea, a lot. Many don't involve needing to transport to a zoo or farm, nor paying for the upkeep of an animal for years to get it to the point where it will eat human flesh.
You can melt flesh fairly easily. As long as you're willing to put up with the smell as long as it takes to melt.

Limited budget and 1 day

If you butcher the body, the only part that will not fit into a standard garbage disposal is the skull. That can be solved with a ball peen hammer.

Alright fag, we're starting a murder thread apparently. Gimme a minute to attach relevant pics

Burying it is a pretty straight forward possibility. If it's deep enought nobody is gonna find it, after one rain shower not even trained dogs. Optionally bury the head seperately because it's the main source of identification.

Nice try, FBI

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This is a great project if, for some reason, you think you'd like to make a cloud of poison gas to liquefy your lungs. What's in bleach? Sodium hypochlorite. What's in drain cleaner? Hydrochloric acid. When you mix bleach and an acid-containing drain cleaner, a spontaneous chemical reaction occurs:
NaClO + 2 HCl → Cl2 + H2O + NaCl

The reaction produces poisonous chlorine gas and likely leaves unreacted hydrochloric acid as well. Chlorine gas, even small amounts of it, is bad stuff. As WWI graphically demonstrated, it attacks the membranes in your eyes, throat, and nose, and prolonged exposure can cause death by asphyxiation. And hydrochloric acid? Well, that burns just about everything.

Just make sure you pick up draino with Hydrochloric acid, a lot of the big brands don't carry it, which is why they're more expensive

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It's possible to come up with something pretty darn close to the vintage napalm by simply dunking Styrofoam in a bucket of gasoline, mixing it around for a while and reserving the leftover goo. Once that goo is lit, good luck trying to put it out. This is a decent way to get rid of a body if you're trying to make it unrecognizable

problem is time it takes to bury farther than 8 feet down

yeah, shoot them with a revolver, drive by style, and leave the body in the street for the crime janitors to dispose of it.

No fingerprints, a lot of CSI shit isn't factual, and if you're doing it right, no motive.

It's gonna probably smell absolutely terrible so it's far from stealthy. Might aswell cover the body in gasoline and light it up.

pigs will choke on the bones, that shit only works in movies.

jeff

yes, there is, you'll be glad you asked.
See, the secret is to wash out your butty with a piece of soap. That's it that's all there is to it

trick is to put it in a balloon and catch balloon around head. Kills faster than straight asphyxiation, and will start to break down the head and face, which are the identification points.

oh and PS

Even if you leave fingerprints, it won't matter unless you've been booked before. You're not in the NCIS database until you've been arrested.

However this doesn't mean be sloppy because 10 years later if you catch a warrant for forgetting about a traffic ticket, and get arrested, you're catching a murder charge.

Well depending on where you live you could also rent a boat for """fishing""" and go sailing with some weights and dump it in the sea, it's still more obvious than burying. How about simply smuggeling the corpse into a farm where pigs are held and throwing the chopped body into the pig dens?
You don't need to get pigs.
There's no proof leading to you. (Given that you don't get caught)
All proof is getting eaten up and if found is literal years old.

Definitely, but the big pig problem that everyone looks over is the time it takes for the pigs to eat them, and the modernization of the farms. Most farms have a camera system for keeping up with animals, much less security reasons. They'll check back on footage if they think an animal is sick, or hurt, and some random dude walking in with a sack of something dumped to the pigs is not inconspicuous.

The body needs to be dismembered so it fits in a few bags. Find some road kill, something sizable. Dig 3' diameter hole 6' deep. Dump body in first and then 3' of dirt on top followed by the road kill and finally the rest of the dirt. Anyone digs they'll find the roadkill and move on. Make sure bags are biodegradable so the parts get broken down naturally.

fingers and fet can be a big indicator aswell as of course identifying factors like tattoos like op mentioned

pigs eat the hole body bones and all in 15-20 min

whole*

acid bath? I guess its something the cartels use

grind it up

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you'll need to break down some bones with a hammer before grinding

ground up meat can be disposed of easier than body parts

do it in your tub, clean up the mess

too much work, paper trail from buying chemicals