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We did it /mlb/ real baseball start tomorrow
Yanks at Rays
Giants at Dbacks
Kershaw watching the Cubs get their rings

Mariners!

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Animu girls subedition?
Indians

>Animu girls subedition?

Kershaw is the single greatest pitcher since Greg Maddux.

anime is for losers

Im sure that will console him when he watches the cubs get their rings

>Cubs home opener will be against the Dodgers
>mfw Kershaw will be forced to stand on the field and watch as the Cubs raise their championship banner and get their rings.

He'll win a ring this season.

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striking out is good

if your team doesn't have their own anime girl, they're probably not going to make the playoffs this year

Is Kershaw to the Tribe the blockbuster deal this year?

so mlb, how many guys did you make out with last night and how much free alcohol did you get?

POST
GATTISES

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I miss Vince Cully.

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baseball lads

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>Skokie
>South of Evanston
Fire the man who made that map.

Who has the best player projections? I'm putting together a bunch of player prop bets on Bovada and would like to line them up against the expert thoughts.

Angels will win the division.

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wew

did anyone else see the new matte helmets the M's are gonna use this season? they look fucking sick.

How huge will Javier Baez's highlight reel be this year? Keep in mind he put on a one man show in the playoffs last year.

>Yasiel Puig is an elite defensive outfielder

these fuckin doyers broadcasters lamo

>actually assuming Tito will be denied

>updated
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
arm fatigue
>tfw no old/fat

Injuns desu senpaitachi

Get ready to lose in the first round m8ty.

We should relocate every team in the AL West to LAS VEGAS for a couple of seasons and the one with the highest overall attendance stays.

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How did the WORLD SERIES go for you again? You had a lead? A 3-1 lead? Did you win? No!

No we should

1) Resegregate the leagues
2) Force all West division teams into a new league

HEY

*Pulls you

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

Daily reminder that winning the WS is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans.

Well, pisslester, that's baseball. Sometimes the better team doesn't win. I mean it took the cusb extra innings and a rain delay in game seven to beat one of history's most injured and taxed teams. My Injuns are loaded though, and they're gonna take back that trophy though and we're going to call it a repeat, then go for a threepeat. Or maybe not, but I'm ready for a fun season of baseball anyway.

>doesn't realize the WORLD SERIES isn't exactly first round exit

Top kek

Want to me tell you how much more expensive Dodger tickets are for Giants fans than other games

Hey /mlb/! What is the craziest thing you have ever done to get free beer?

T H R E E

Farted in a girl's face and made her vomit and leave and then drunk all the beer she had.

Daily reminder that only one team in all of sports can claim a 108 year title drought and needed ((((((Pilates)))))) to break it.

>mfw injuns all get injured again

Steroids should be mandatory for all players.

literally every sports team in the world charges more for local derby games than any other

Dodgers have made the playoffs 10 times in the last 20 years
Giants have only made the playoffs 8 times in the last 20 years

How are the Giants more successful?

>mfw DOCTOR SMOOTH hits that world series winning run in game 4

*rings you up

How many rings have the Dodgers won in the past 20 year pissboi?

Except the Dodgers don't do the same thing - only for Yankee, Red Sox, and Angels games

The Giants are Padres tier to us

>that guy going nuts in the stands
kek

explain this meme

>Mfw Yanimal learns how to play baseball again

Daily reminder beating the spread is like winning the world series to pete rose and his fans

bird watching desu
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The Angels will unironically be a better team this season than the fucking Doyers.

>tfw devo wont be forcibly confined in bubble wrap restraints in a padded room in between games

Pete Rose did literally NOTHING wrong and deserves to be in the Hall.

t. Las Vegas gambling association

Really? Everyone is predicting the Dodgers to win the NL West

73% of fans that visited the HOF agree.

He is

His offense is dog shit

>all the ejections and drunken tomfoolery gibby is going to get into now that hes got a 3 year deal

Lookin bretty good in ST huefam

>A healthy Gomes and Berto and Mejia in the minors

Get HYPE

>mfw this guy has a ring

Will the Cubbies pick him back up? He is the orchestrator of all this success after all. It all lies in his subtle Japanese 1080D hyperdimensional timecube backgammon

Who's ready to watch the Cubs maul the Tards tomorrow night?

Also, are you still pissed we poached Heyward and Lackey?

Paya best girl

did you mean the Black Giraffe?

Now that is delusional

hes already back in japan with a nippon league team

I mean Rose blatantly did wrong but there's people in the HoF who did significantly more damage to the game's reputation

hes back with the softbank hawks my man

>Screaming at the umpire's face
>Not having the Umpire try and charge you.
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Baby League is filled with casuals.

this saddens me but I wish him the best

Ikr? Babe Ruth injected himself with goat semen or some shit. That's intent to enhance your performance.

Puig
Your friend

Look mom i posted it again

but it didnt, so he's ok

But the point is he did it to get an advantage. If I try to murder you, but fail, I still get charged with attempted manslaughter, regardless of if you die or not.

The best indeed.

No guys, The disAstros aren't going to have a better record than the Rangers lmao

Is that worse than making out with gays for free beer?

man, it was the roaring 20's

you had to be there...

Only if YOU aren't the one taking advantage of them

>rags

based

Oh yeah.... Threadly reminder.

>Went to Las Vegas to watch boxing
>Stopped at Bally's Sportsbook because I needed to kill an hour before my reservation at Bally's Sterling Brunch
>Some straight up degenerate baseball gambling addict was posted up at one of the lil TV stations in the sportsbook
>Sign clearly said no outside food and drink, but he'd brought in a grocery store bag of sandwiches and drinks
>Dude looked ragged as fuck
>He flipped back and forth between the games, like crazy

He was one of the highlights of my trip

Definitely caught mirin

White Sox will win the division with 97 wins.

Last two digits confirm how many losses the Dodgers have this year

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neither of your crappy teams will make the playoffs, be reasonable.

Have teams ever swept division opponents (not all, individual ones) in the season series before? How many times?

This new Drake album is lit af fàm

The Rockies of Colorado, Coors, will win One-Hundred and Sixty-Two games and lose Zero games

Don't give the Who false hope, they're already suffering enough now that they've been put in their place as Chicago's 2nd baseball team and the fact the logo for their stadium is a big, red, arrow pointing downwards.

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