hey Sup Forums, lonely virgin here
Day 2 of no nut november, and I gotta issue. I have low testosterone so its not difficult for me to not nut, but someone asked me to meet up with them and bring a condom.
w h a t d o
hey Sup Forums, lonely virgin here
Day 2 of no nut november, and I gotta issue. I have low testosterone so its not difficult for me to not nut, but someone asked me to meet up with them and bring a condom.
w h a t d o
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Is she attractive?
0,2/10
It's a dude
go you idiot
>more pics ?
now!
It's news to some guys that nutting while fucking is not actually a requirement. Learn to love the tension.
Also go down
Mods?
That pussy looks underaged...... MODS
r8 6/10, body is perfect. Face isn't too bad
I litterally googled "pussy close up"
meet them and bring a condom faggot.
>someone asked me to meet up with them and bring a condom.
You get straight up invited for sex and you ask what do?
Just go fuck
Its a joke, who actually takes nonutnovember seriously? No shit im going.
my nigga
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
Take zinc and vitamin B complex do not exceed more than 500mg also take it with food and wait a hour before you fuck fag
>you're fresh off the boat from reddit
>uses ellipses
MODS
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining at first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day was born, I was destined for success. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, l was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this thread. And now, where am l? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another comment, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the warld and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
Don't do it soon. It isn't worth it
Just have sex with her.
Fuck that sad no fap November virgin shit.
>We have REAL intellectual discussions
Sup Forums was never good, faggot. It is what it is
i can only wait for the day when calling a mod for bullshit becomes a bannable offense
You fucking meet that person and take that rubber, and if need arises, use it. That's how you stop being a virgin.
Same
>working with the brightest minds in the warld
I like that, saved
mods mods
nutting is fine as long as it's from a handjob, blowjob, anal or vaginal sex with a female. just don't fap/wank/masturbate
pics or it didn't happen
>replying to obvious pasta
Stop replying to every post you tryhard fucking faggot.I am SICK to death of you. You are nothing but a low life piece of shit with nothing better to do than sit behind your damned keyboard playing at the big I am. You live in a fantasy world and take some warped sense of pleasure from posting shit such as this.
I would dearly LOVE to meet you one day - I may be a pacifist but i'd smash your fuckin teeth in without a second thought you tosser - do us all a favour and fuck off back to the sewer you came from.
Other posters - while I apologise for the use of profanities and the nature of my post I do not apologise for aiming it at this piece of shit who does nothing on this thread but wind people up and is the most disrespectful arsehole I have ever encountered on any thread. One or two posts I think I could live with but the fucking diarrhea that spouts fromt his dickheads mouth is constant. Behaving like this and posting like this is absolutely disgraceful and I for one am fuckin fuming that this wanker is still here and allowed to post such shit.
Not gonna lie, I thought it was a regular troll.
was taking a massive diarrhea shit and felt like commenting..
It is what it is!
Go but dont take condom, say you are alergic to latex and just bang them raw. trust me user you will thank me later, feels much better. i would have been pissed if i had wore a condom my first time
>raw
>2017
Generation Z abstinence-only sex ed victim detected
I wish, if I was abstinent I wouldnt have my 2 shit fuck asshole kids
You're probably gonna be fucked in the ass
This pasta? Cant tell...
well maybe you shouldn't listen to the rawdog jew
if it's not it can be
Virgin neckbeards who have never seen a bbw shaved pussy detected. this is not underage you fucken idiots.
That one is about 6 years old you idiot. Obviously you have never had kids before.
Is this supposed to be on YouTube??